FIFA World Cup - Semi Final 2: Ze Germans vs. Se Spanish

[Dave]

Forget my cultural inability, this match is what I have been waiting for since the start of the tournament. I thought that these two would meet at some stage in the competition and I glad that that has come to fruition. Of course, it would have been much better if it had been in the final but we will make do with what we have. So, as the semi-final stages come to a close, we see the Germans:

vs. The Spaniards:

Who will come out on top in this one?​

EDIT: Neither of these women will be playing... Pervs.

 

[Ferbian]

I'm torn as hell. I couldn't give a damn who comes out because I would love to see both teams win this tournament. I guess I'll be cheering for the Germans although.

 

[Dave]

Germany from the start.

The called me the Kaiser in school. My Gran was part-German, I think I have said that before, and I used to wear a Germany national top to get up the noses of the English people who attended my school. Unsurprisingly, it worked. I'll be wearing it again today, no doubt about it.

 

[Ferbian]

Sweet. I got no specific reason for cheering the Germans. I like Klose and one of my best friends who's Dutch wants to see Germany vs Holland. So I guess that's a primary reason. Still quite a while for it to start right?

 

[Dave]

Half past 7 GMT. I think you may be an hour in front of me though, so maybe half past 8?

 

[Ferbian]

Yeah one hours difference. Just curious seeing as it's rather early to make the LD. Good pictures nonetheless.

 

[Dave]

Just thought I would get it done now and save doing ti later when I will be more excited about the match.

So Ferb, which one would you take? It'd definitely be the blonde for me.

 

[Ferbian]

You're putting me in a position I cannot possibly choose from. Just give me both already will you?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm conflicted, the German on holiday sterotype is often right on the button and there was that war thing. But the Spanish, man, I just don't like them.

 

[Ferbian]

Germany is a great place to go shopping for soda and alcohol though. At least for the Danes.

 

[Dave]

I'm conflicted, the German on holiday sterotype is often right on the button and there was that war thing. But the Spanish, man, I just don't like them.

You too?

I thought it was just me.

 

[Ferbian]

Your sig looks a little awkward Dave.

I know it's not the case. But that specific picture has the head looking like it was photoshopped on.

 

[Dave]

You will not speak bad of Triple H!

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You too?

I thought it was just me.

I do like them marginally more than Italians, but the Spanish are still one of my least favourite nation of people.

 

[Ferbian]

You will not speak bad of Triple H!

I'm not!

Triple H is actually my favorite non retired wrestler (Shawn being my favorite, Triple H is number 2).

I might have to rearrange my all time favorite wrestling list. Gonna need to bump Wade in there.

 

[Dave]

I do like them marginally more than Italians, but the Spanish are still one of my least favourite nation of people.

The worst holidays I have ever been on have been in Italy and Spain respectively and it is mostly due to the people being utter ********s.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Agreed, the Italians are ********s outside of their own country as well. Unsure if I've ever met a Spaniard outside of Spain.

Bulgarians, they're ***** too.

 

[Dave]

Agreed, the Italians are ********s outside of their own country as well. Unsure if I've ever met a Spaniard outside of Spain.

Bulgarians, they're ***** too.

I don't believe I've ever met an Italian outside of Italy but I do know people with Italian heritage. Of course, they too are ********s. I went to university with a Spaniard. His name was Juan and you basically could not believe how stereotypical he was. He wouldn't talk to anyone and was a bit of a pain in the arse really.

Never been to Bulgaria though.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Don't go to Bulgaria. You might think an apartment is a snatch at £15 grand, but you'll be living in the shittiest little town this side of Auschwitz.

 

[Dave]

I hear it's really cheap for things there because of the inflation rates and depression etc.

I still wouldn't go for fear of being sold to some Bulgarian slave driver that wants me to work for him because of my strength on a plough and how pretty my eyes are.

Actually, can a G-Mod change the title of this thread to Jake and Dave just trash other countries LD (With football too)...

 

[.]

You too?

I thought it was just me.

I also hate the spainish. I do not hate them most though as i am irish i hate the french. While the french were in the world cup there were alot of franchises such as furniture stores and PC World saying stuff like "50% of everything when France are eliminated!". Also i hate the Danes i'm kidding ferbs.

I'm rooting for Germany though i don't think they will win,

 

[Барбоса]

Here we go

Hopefully, we see some of the real Spain tonight

 

[gd]

I've finally decided the Germans are the only team I'm rooting for the rest of the way. Crap.

 

[Барбоса]

Good start from the Spanish. Pedro gives them more natural width as well as a roaming target for the passing of Xavi, Iniesta and Xabi Alonso

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Officiating has been horrible in this World Cup.