Fat or Pregnant

[TheOneBigWill]

"When are you due?"

"Excuse me? I'm not pregnant."

*slowly walks away*

Has this ever happened to you? If so, I'm here to give everyone a simple way around it. It's called the fat button.

If you're fat, and not pregnant, wear the fucking thing!!!

 

[Richard]

Never happened to me but my brother always asks my dad when the twins are gonna be born.

 

[Hip2bsquare]

Does it count if you have done it on purpose? If not, never happened to me.

 

[The Dewbliners]

I've made the mistake a few times, and it usually ends with me either getting slapped, kicked in the groin, or my favorite, beaten up by the boyfriend (ironically, once I made the mistake of thinking the guy was the pregger one. Not fun).

 

[Khalifa]

No but I would love it to. Then I can scream awkward when she says she isn't.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Pregnant people are fat and fat people look pregnant. I've never understood why I get reprimanded for making a simple mistake.

 

[Father:_Polley]

If you look that fat, you shouldn't be offended. Seriously, you're not big boned or 'curvy', you're fat

 

[Uncle Sam]

If only fat people could push their excess flab through their vagina.

 

[Tastycles]

If only fat people could push their excess flab through their vagina.

That is the single most disgusting mental image I've ever had.

Maybe that's what the wierd genitalia level bulge that truly fat people have is though, their food baby trying to get born.

 

[SavageTaker]

well i have never done that but one time this old lady asked my mom how many months she has left until the baby comes,and my mom told her she wasnt pregnant.the old lady just walked away embarrassed.

 

[Phoenix]

Don't make the mistake like I did and ask your Year 9 Art Teacher if she was...

 

[OIL]

Don't make the mistake like I did and ask your Year 9 Art Teacher if she was...

Did she eat you?

 

[Milkyway!]

If only fat people could push their excess flab through their vagina.

..............Did you really just say this? I'm officially disturbed.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

(ironically, once I made the mistake of thinking the guy was the pregger one. Not fun).

How did you make this mistake? You do realize men can't get pregnant right?

 

[The Dewbliners]

How did you make this mistake? You do realize men can't get pregnant right?

Yes, I realize this is indeed true, but I was absolutely wasted, he was wearin' short shorts, had moobs, and no facial hair. He looked like a stereotypical "butch" in the lesbian relationships. I realized my mistake when he started yelling at me in a mans voice, but it was too late.

 

[Mrs Sexy]

Pregnant people are fat and fat people look pregnant. I've never understood why I get reprimanded for making a simple mistake.

Thanks a lot Jake!

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Thanks a lot Jake!

At least your fat will have feelings, eventually.

 

[Mrs Sexy]

At least your fat will have feelings, eventually.

Ass!

 

[Phoenix]

Did she eat you?

No, though she left at the end of the year....