FANTASY ROYAL RUMBLE - WWE + TNA, USER PARTICIPATION

[The Doctor]

Spoiler

Leonardo stares down at Jay Lethal, and Lethal stays back. The crowd holds its breath.

Suddenly, Lethal smiles.

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!" roars Lethal. He points at Leonardo and takes an impressive step forward. Leonardo blinks, before a look of recognition crosses his face.

"No..." breathes Leonardo.

"WHATCHA GONNA DOOOOOO?" screams Lethal, before reaching up and ripping his own face off. He flexes his arms, and the fake Lethal costume explodes to reveal Hulk Hogan! The crowd roars its approval as the Hulkster starts Hulking up. He raises his arms in the sky, and cups one hand to his ear, the crowd cheering...

...when a spasm crosses his face. Hulk looks panicked for a split second before collapsing, dead from a heart attack. Leonardo and Mega Man pick him up and throw him outside of the ring.

JAY LETHAL AND HULK HOGAN HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED

2. KURT ANGLE
3. TRIPLE H
4. JEFF HARDY
5. THE MIZ
6. AJ STYLES
7. JOHN CENA
8. SAMOA JOE
9. MATT HARDY
11. REY MYSTERIO
12. ROB VAN DAM
13. JOHN MORRISON
14. ROBERT ROODE
15. RANDY ORTON
16. D'ANGELO DINERO
17. CHRIS JERICHO
18. DESMOND WOLFE
19. EDGE
20. JAMES STORM
23. R TRUTH
25. BETH PHOENIX
26. ROB TERRY
27. SANTINO MARRELLA
28. STING
29. KANE

 

[Wullief23]

It's a big deal... Seeing as how we're the first to accomplish that feat. You fail, just like the old Deadman.

A city who's team has no cheerleaders = 'HAPPY' men (If you know what i mean!!!!!!!)

 

[Wullief23]

My bad - i found a pic of the Pittsburgh cheerleaders

 

[I Suck Ass]

2. KURT ANGLE
3. TRIPLE H
4. JEFF HARDY
5. THE MIZ
6. AJ STYLES
7. JOHN CENA
8. SAMOA JOE
11. REY MYSTERIO
12. ROB VAN DAM
13. JOHN MORRISON
14. ROBERT ROODE
15. RANDY ORTON
16. D'ANGELO DINERO
17. CHRIS JERICHO
18. DESMOND WOLFE
19. EDGE
20. JAMES STORM
23. R TRUTH
25. BETH PHOENIX
26. ROB TERRY
27. SANTINO MARRELLA
28. STING

Spoiler

Kane rips of Leonardo's head and slices Mega Man in half with Leonardo's swords. Out of no where, Eddie Guerrero comes back to life, throws Kane out, then dies again. KANE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED

 

[Wullief23]

2. KURT ANGLE
3. TRIPLE H
4. JEFF HARDY
5. THE MIZ
6. AJ STYLES
7. JOHN CENA
8. SAMOA JOE
11. REY MYSTERIO
12. ROB VAN DAM
13. JOHN MORRISON
14. ROBERT ROODE
15. RANDY ORTON
16. D'ANGELO DINERO
17. CHRIS JERICHO
18. DESMOND WOLFE
19. EDGE
20. JAMES STORM
23. R TRUTH
25. BETH PHOENIX
26. ROB TERRY
27. SANTINO MARRELLA
28. STING

 

[I Suck Ass]

No, Kane is out.

 

[Wullief23]

2. KURT ANGLE
3. TRIPLE H
4. JEFF HARDY
5. THE MIZ
6. AJ STYLES
7. JOHN CENA
11. REY MYSTERIO
12. ROB VAN DAM
13. JOHN MORRISON
14. ROBERT ROODE
15. RANDY ORTON
16. D'ANGELO DINERO
17. CHRIS JERICHO
18. DESMOND WOLFE
19. EDGE
20. JAMES STORM
23. R TRUTH
25. BETH PHOENIX
26. ROB TERRY
27. SANTINO MARRELLA
28. STING

An advert comes on the the Titantron advertising half price cellulite curing cream, Unable to turn down such an offer SAMOA JOE manages to climb his fat ass over the top rope and heads to the nearest pharmacy to buy every tube of the cream before the offer expires.
SAMOA JOE IS ELIMINATED

 

[The Doctor]

I declare discontinuity based on the fact that noah fails, and I was writing something really long when he posted his halfassed job.

Spoiler

It's time for a new entrant, and it's none other than...



Kurt Angle! As the crowd chants "YOU SUCK!" in time with the music, Angle runs to the ring and immediately clotheslines Leonardo. Angle puts Leo back on his feet, and steals his swords. Unfortunately for Angle, Leo is a ninja so he dodges Kurt's attack. However, to do this, Leo had to eliminate himself. The proud warrior leaves, just in time for the next entrant...



Rob Terry blasts past Leonardo. He tries to get into the ring, but his heavy physique is preventing him from sliding through the ropes! Terry tries climbing over, but he slips and is impaled by the ring pole! Mega Man freezes his head, then melts it, before throwing him back over the rope, just in time to knock over and eliminate a recently entered Santino Marella!

Suddenly, a man falls from the rafters.



"The Icon", Sting! He lands on top of Kane who has been biding his time doing nothing. Sting takes his baseball bat and casually beats Kane to death before staring down Kurt Angle. Angle lunges towards Sting and locks in the ankle lock! Sting's old bones can't take it - Angle rips Sting's leg right off! Angle dumps Sting's body over the rope!

Angle turns to Mega Man, Sting's ripped off leg in hand. He smiles, and stares at the sky. A warm light envelopes him, and he ascends to a higher plane of existence, leaving Mega Man and Sting's leg alone in the ring.

KURT ANGLE, LEONARDO, ROB TERRY, SANTINO MARELLA, STING, AND KANE HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED.

3. TRIPLE H
4. JEFF HARDY
5. THE MIZ
6. AJ STYLES
7. JOHN CENA
8. SAMOA JOE
9. MATT HARDY
11. REY MYSTERIO
12. ROB VAN DAM
13. JOHN MORRISON
14. ROBERT ROODE
15. RANDY ORTON
16. D'ANGELO DINERO
17. CHRIS JERICHO
18. DESMOND WOLFE
19. EDGE
20. JAMES STORM
23. R TRUTH
25. BETH PHOENIX

 

[Wullief23]

This is who's left. Use this to copy and paste now


3. TRIPLE H
4. JEFF HARDY
5. THE MIZ
6. AJ STYLES
7. JOHN CENA
11. REY MYSTERIO
12. ROB VAN DAM
13. JOHN MORRISON
14. ROBERT ROODE
15. RANDY ORTON
16. D'ANGELO DINERO
17. CHRIS JERICHO
18. DESMOND WOLFE
19. EDGE
20. JAMES STORM
23. R TRUTH
25. BETH PHOENIX

 

[Wullief23]

3. TRIPLE H
5. THE MIZ
6. AJ STYLES
7. JOHN CENA
11. REY MYSTERIO
12. ROB VAN DAM
13. JOHN MORRISON
14. ROBERT ROODE
15. RANDY ORTON
16. D'ANGELO DINERO
17. CHRIS JERICHO
18. DESMOND WOLFE
19. EDGE
20. JAMES STORM
23. R TRUTH
25. BETH PHOENIX


Noticing a lady in the front row is taking an asprin...BUT thinking it is something else JEFF HARDY eliminates himself to get to the drug. Upon realising it's nothing more than a drug he swanton bombs the poor female.

 

[The Doctor]

Spoiler

Mega Man stares at the entrance, waiting for someone to enter. The timer ticks closer and closer down, and the crowd chants with it.

"FIVE!...FOUR!...THREE!...TWO!....ONE!!!!..."

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ



MC Hammer flies out, pants acting as a parachute, as the crowd roars. He touches down right next to Mega Man as his music continues to play. He starts to dance, and Mega Man joins in. They continue to dance as the timer ticks down again. As it reaches 0, MC Hammer's music is cut off...



...and The Miz walks out. And he has a mic!

"Oh look at you," Miz sneers. "A dancing fool and his robot. You two haven't been relevant in twenty years! Why are you in this ring at all? You're old! No one cares about either of you! You don't belong here! Oh, but of course..."

The Miz smiles.

"I forgot that this Royal Rumble was WWE and TNA!"

He chuckles to himself as the crowd boos loudly. He turns to address them.

"Fine! Boo me! You all know it to be true! And you know what else is true?

The fact that I'm The Miz...

And I'm AWESOME!!"

The Miz drops the mic and slides into the ring. Mega Man swings his buster around, but The Miz dodges the blast. It strikes Michael Cole, who is promptly burned to a crisp. The crowd cheers. The Miz dodges behind Mega Man and hits the Skull Crushing Finale, which literally crushes Mega Man's skull. The Miz kicks him out of the ring and turns to MC Hammer.

They lock up, when suddenly MC Hammer is struck from behind. Sting has crawled back in the ring!

"I wasn't eliminated!" Sting roars, beating MC Hammer with the bat again and again and again. "BOTH FEET HAVE TO TOUCH THE FLOOR!!"

Hammer swings around, picks up Sting's severed leg and Sting himself, and dumps them on the floor. The Miz sneaks up from behind and literally kicks Hammer's ass. He flies over the top rope and is eliminated as well. Then Jeff Hardy ODs in the back and loses by forfeit.

MC HAMMER, MEGA MAN, JEFF HARDY, AND STING ARE ELIMINATED.

3. TRIPLE H
5. THE MIZ
6. AJ STYLES
7. JOHN CENA
8. SAMOA JOE
9. MATT HARDY
11. REY MYSTERIO
12. ROB VAN DAM
13. JOHN MORRISON
14. ROBERT ROODE
15. RANDY ORTON
16. D'ANGELO DINERO
17. CHRIS JERICHO
18. DESMOND WOLFE
19. EDGE
20. JAMES STORM
23. R TRUTH
25. BETH PHOENIX

 

[Wullief23]

LATEST UPDATED LIST!!!

3. TRIPLE H
5. THE MIZ
6. AJ STYLES
7. JOHN CENA
11. REY MYSTERIO
12. ROB VAN DAM
13. JOHN MORRISON
14. ROBERT ROODE
15. RANDY ORTON
16. D'ANGELO DINERO
17. CHRIS JERICHO
18. DESMOND WOLFE
19. EDGE
20. JAMES STORM
23. R TRUTH
25. BETH PHOENIX

 

[The Doctor]

Spoiler

Rob Van Dam's music hits as the crowd explodes. He walks to the center of the aisle and poses, pointing at himself.

"ROB...VAN...DAM!!!" the crowd cheers in time with his points. He leaps to the top rope and jumps onto the Miz. The Miz is dazed. RVD picks him up and throws him over. And suddenly, a familiar chord strikes the sound speaker.



Triple H storms out with his sledgehammer. He swings it at RVD, but misses. The momentum causes the hammer to swing around and strike Triple H! His head explodes in a shower of blood as the next entrant runs out!



AJ Styles runs to the ring, jumps to thje top turnbuckle, but slips on the blood left behind by Triple H's exploded head! He slips and eliminates himself!

THE MIZ, TRIPLE H, AND AJ STYLES ARE ELIMINATED

7. JOHN CENA
8. SAMOA JOE
9. MATT HARDY
11. REY MYSTERIO
12. ROB VAN DAM
13. JOHN MORRISON
14. ROBERT ROODE
15. RANDY ORTON
16. D'ANGELO DINERO
17. CHRIS JERICHO
18. DESMOND WOLFE
19. EDGE
20. JAMES STORM
23. R TRUTH
25. BETH PHOENIX

 

[The Doctor]

Spoiler

It's time for a double entry! Who could be the first men to enter at the same time? The timer counts down...

FIVE!

FOUR!

THREE!

TWO!

ONE!!!





Matt Hardy and Samoa Joe! They bounce to the ring, chomping on hamburgers as they roll. Samoa Joe lands on top of RVD, turning him into a pancake. Matt Hardy then eats Samoa Joe before dying of hypertension, just in time for our next entrant...



Optimus Prime!

MATT HARDY, SAMOA JOE, AND RVD HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED.

7. JOHN CENA
11. REY MYSTERIO
13. JOHN MORRISON
14. ROBERT ROODE
15. RANDY ORTON
16. D'ANGELO DINERO
17. CHRIS JERICHO
18. DESMOND WOLFE
19. EDGE
20. JAMES STORM
23. R TRUTH
25. BETH PHOENIX

 

[Wullief23]

Spoiler

Rob Van Dam's music hits as the crowd explodes. He walks to the center of the aisle and poses, pointing at himself.

"ROB...VAN...DAM!!!" the crowd cheers in time with his points. He leaps to the top rope and jumps onto the Miz. The Miz is dazed. RVD picks him up and throws him over. And suddenly, a familiar chord strikes the sound speaker.



Triple H storms out with his sledgehammer. He swings it at RVD, but misses. The momentum causes the hammer to swing around and strike Triple H! His head explodes in a shower of blood as the next entrant runs out!



AJ Styles runs to the ring, jumps to thje top turnbuckle, but slips on the blood left behind by Triple H's exploded head! He slips and eliminates himself!

THE MIZ, TRIPLE H, AND AJ STYLES ARE ELIMINATED

7. JOHN CENA
8. SAMOA JOE
9. MATT HARDY
11. REY MYSTERIO
12. ROB VAN DAM
13. JOHN MORRISON
14. ROBERT ROODE
15. RANDY ORTON
16. D'ANGELO DINERO
17. CHRIS JERICHO
18. DESMOND WOLFE
19. EDGE
20. JAMES STORM
23. R TRUTH
25. BETH PHOENIX

Matt Hardy and Samoa Joe are out too DOC

 

[Wullief23]

you were too late with that one, Matt and Joe have been out for ages

 

[The Doctor]

Spoiler

Vince McMahon comes out of the curtain to address Optimus Prime.

"God dammit, Optimus!" he says. "I told you you couldn't enter the Rumble because you're too large and can turn into a truck! This calls for drastic measures!!"

The Royal Rumble theme plays over the sound system

as the remaining wrestlers enter the ring. They surround Optimus, who transforms into a truck. R-Truth grabs the matches from his pocket and lights the gas tank on fire. Edge spears Chris Jericho into the windshield, as Randy Orton breaks his shoulder waving at his dad in the crowd. John Cena takes off his Jorts to reveal that he is actually Superman in disguise. Cena uses his heat ray to melt Optimus' tires, as the Pope gets funkay like a donkay in the corner of the ring with Desmond Wolfe. Rey Mysterio jumps off a high place for no real reason, directly on top of the Pope-Wolfe train. Robert Roode and John Morrison shove Optimus Prime backstage before Optimus blows up, tragically murdering them both.

Suddenly, a light shines down on the ring...directly on to Beth Phoenix and James Storm. Phoenix smiles as the crowd wonders what is going on.

"Fools!" she says. "I have bided my time long enough! It is time to show the world what I am truly made of! My true form shall be revealed!! And then I shall take over the world!!!!"

A tongue of flame surrounds Beth Phoenix, and then another, and another. James Storm is fried to a crisp. The light is getting brighter and brighter and brighter, and the crowd can barely see what's going on. Suddenly, there is an explosion of light, and when it dims we can see...Beth Phoenix has changed. Her true form has been revealed. She is none other than...

Spoiler

DARK PHOENIX!!

Dark Phoenix cackles.

"This world is mine!!!!"

ROYAL RUMBLE OVER.
WINNER: BETH PHOENIX

 

[The Doctor]

you were too late with that one, Matt and Joe have been out for ages

...Nevermind that shit, here comes MONGO!!

I'm invoking my negative continuity, on the grounds that this whole thread, except for my posts and the image Guy posted, sucks ass.

 

[I Suck Ass]

I like your ending Doc. You should do a fantasy Royal Rumble. With Optimus, Mega Man, MC Hammer, and whatnot.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Spoiler

Suddenly, a light shines down on the ring...directly on to Beth Phoenix and James Storm. Phoenix smiles as the crowd wonders what is going on.

"Fools!" she says. "I have bided my time long enough! It is time to show the world what I am truly made of! My true form shall be revealed!! And then I shall take over the world!!!!"

A tongue of flame surrounds Beth Phoenix, and then another, and another. James Storm is fried to a crisp. The light is getting brighter and brighter and brighter, and the crowd can barely see what's going on. Suddenly, there is an explosion of light, and when it dims we can see...Beth Phoenix has changed. Her true form has been revealed. She is none other than...

Spoiler

DARK PHOENIX!!

Dark Phoenix cackles.

"This world is mine!!!!"

ROYAL RUMBLE OVER.
WINNER: BETH PHOENIX

Spoiler

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Beth Phoenix's music is playing, and she is celebrating her victory. However, what she doesn't realize is that, when Sting was thrown out (the 2nd time) by MC Hammer, Stings severed leg landed on top of his body. Very carefully, Sting gets up, puts his severed leg into the ring, then crawls in. Beth Phoenix does not see this, and Sting is able to shove her off the Middle Rope while she is celebrating, and she falls to the floor, both feet touching the ground. Howard Finkel is then informed by the referres that Sting was never officially eliminated, since both of his feet didn't touch the floor. Therefore.....

Spoiler

ROYAL RUMBLE OFFICIALLY OVER.
WINNER: STING

 

[The Doctor]

Spoiler

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Beth Phoenix's music is playing, and she is celebrating her victory. However, what she doesn't realize is that, when Sting was thrown out (the 2nd time) by MC Hammer, Stings severed leg landed on top of his body. Very carefully, Sting gets up, puts his severed leg into the ring, then crawls in. Beth Phoenix does not see this, and Sting is able to shove her off the Middle Rope while she is celebrating, and she falls to the floor, both feet touching the ground. Howard Finkel is then informed by the referres that Sting was never officially eliminated, since both of his feet didn't touch the floor. Therefore.....

Spoiler

ROYAL RUMBLE OFFICIALLY OVER.
WINNER: STING

Spoiler

Dark Phoenix reverses time and space to make sure both of Sting's legs hit the floor. She then takes over the galaxy.

ROYAL RUMBLE ACTUALLY REALLY OVER THIS TIME.
WINNER: BETH PHOENIX

 

[LitasRevenge79]

MATT HARDY ELIMINATED----Hardy is distracted by a sign with a picture of a cake. Santino then throws him out of the ring.

Classic!!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

...Nevermind that shit, here comes MONGO!!

I'm invoking my negative continuity, on the grounds that this whole thread, except for my posts and the image Guy posted, sucks ass.

I'm glad you liked that Matt Hardy picture, Doc.