Extreme Rules 2013 LD - Once More, With Feeling

[Harthan]

Missed the first match, but is it bad that the only thing I'm sad about is missing Summer Rae?

Ah, but did you ever miss out. As King said, you should have seen the dress she was almost wearing.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Ambrose validates the decision to have him hold the singles title. Great match. Shits on Jericho's.

 

[Tyrath]

Ah, but did you ever miss out. As King said, you should have seen the dress she was almost wearing.

I'll have to find footage of this later then.

 

[Tha Wolfpac]

Great match between Ambrose and Kingston.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Oh, good - ads. On a pay-per-view. Suck a bag of dicks, WWE.

 

[Tha Wolfpac]

Looking like a night dedicated to the progression of The Shield i like it.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Henry/Sheamus, the match they tell me is a dark horse. We'll see.

 

[Tha Wolfpac]

I find these strap matches so stupid and pointless.

 

[Tha Wolfpac]

Glad that's over.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Decent match, which tying two blokes together doesn't usually help.

 

[Harthan]

I'm sorry, what?

That finish was completely against all the rules they'd just built up. Every time before that, the lights were turned off as soon as the progression was interrupted. But then the referee decides to just leave the lights on even though Mark Henry had clearly interrupted Sheamus?

Absurd. Absolutely abysmal finish.

 

[Uncle Sam]

AJ Lee has talked herself out of a title match. Fucking genius!

 

[Harthan]

Catty women and tasteless concussion jokes? This segment can't get any better.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Why is-- that woman eating a banana?

Still, great strategy by AJ to avoid that title match. What a nightmare that would be.

 

[HBK/RKO]

That match was really booked to make Sheamus look strong. Did Henry even touch three corners?

 

[Uncle Sam]

More ads. Psssh.

 

[Tha Wolfpac]

If there wasn't so much time given to these ads and video packages then maybe matches wouldn't feel so anti-climatic.

 

[Uncle Sam]

They chant "Goldberg!" at Ryback, but it would be much more appropriate for Swagger.

SWAGGAAAH!

 

[Uncle Sam]

Genuine question: has a heel ever won an I Quit match without a tape recorder?

 

[Tha Wolfpac]

Woah..I don't think so..

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Genuine question: has a heel ever won an I Quit match without a tape recorder?

The Rock won against HHH when Kane almost chokeslammed Chyna unless HHH said I quit.

 

[Hurt2k1]

That line about the Cardinals was funny being they only have 6 foreign born players on the team but two of those are from PR.

 

[Uncle Sam]

That was DEFINITELY a "We want Hitler!" chant. Racist bastards.

 

[Tha Wolfpac]

I really doubt Swagger wins here.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Hahahaha, WHAT!?

Oh, no, here's a SECOND referee.