Eric Calcara AKA Twitter Gold

[Uncle Sam]

Joey Styles retweeted this guy about a week ago after the news of Christian losing his title broke. I followed him on a whim but I've since been plenty amused by what an unhinged mark - and I rarely use the word, so you know it's true - he is. Here are some choice picks:

CHRISTIAN, you can kill a baby in the ring, but I will STILL support you over Randy!!!

@RonKillings What was your mama thinking when she named you Ronald? What a stupid name for a newborn baby...

@JohnCena You mean something about the fact that you two are gay lovers?

@MichaelCole I agree with you. George W. Bush was my favorite president! Not like this joke of a president that we have now.

@MichaelCole Lawler had romantic relations with his mother. You should have been more aggressive, and pointed this out.

@MichaelCole Lawler deserved everything he got. And he just can't leave you alone! He is such a loser. This is why God took his mom away!

http://twitter.com/#!/Eric___Calcara_

Fantastic.

 

[Dave]

Jesus. That last one is freaking insane.

 

[therockiswwf]

Eh, he repeats too much. Kind of tries too hard. I like http://twitter.com/#!/wcnewz better.

 

[Lee]

Are you Snorlax sam?

 

[Jay Sherman]

I prefer the ignorance of Kanye West tweets.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Are you Snorlax sam?

I'm sure there was a very simple way of figuring this out - like looking at who had recently followed you - but I still don't know how you did it. Yes, I am.

 

[The Doctor]

...Woah, mind blown. I was looking at that profile recently for some reason. I can't remember why. Maybe SolidFNSnake replied to it? Oh, but you're not following him. Hmmm...

 

[Serious Jones]

I prefer the ignorance of Kanye West tweets.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

An expert in the art of trolling.