Ellisman twitter v2: There was this girl...

[X]

1. Guys, take it easy on wwetributes897. The kid is 14-years-old for fucks sake. I would love to see how all of you were with girls at that age. Shit, I stole a pair of earrings from my Grandmother (who was dead) and gave them to a girl when I was in the 8th Grade, and got nothing out of it. And before any of you fuckers judge me, I know you idiots either have a similar story, or you didn't talk to girls at all. We're not all Norcals.

I didn't know this kid was fourteen, what the fuck? You shouldn't know what /b/ is if you're fourteen. Sick kids these days.


But really, the puppy thing is creepy. Really creepy. In fact I'm tracing your IP address and sending it to your local authorities.

 

[The Doctor]

GD should never change his avatar. The Madden one makes him even funnier.

 

[Macca]

This isn't /b/ trying to get one over on us like they did on Habbo Hotel, issit?

If it is, DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING.

God forbid if those /b/tards get word of this forum...

 

[Pepe Silvia]

His myspace said he was 27 and the girl's was 18

 

[Macca]

Well, he's not answered back yet, which is a good thing in that he may finally have decided to fuck off and let this girl deal with this shit.

The downside to it is that he could not be answering because he's informing Anonymous of his issues.

If they show up, I propose we feed the J.O.B Squad to them first.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Nah, one of my old high school friends is a pretty heavy /b/tard, so I've probably got some pull with them.

 

[Macca]

Doesn't really matter. If they get something in their heads, then the only thing that could stand in their way would be the Feds. They're like a walking talking cancer, spouting "the lulz".

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I know a lesbian /b/tard.

 

[Macca]

Naked pics on 4chan?

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Nope. She's actually pretty fucking crazy. Don't talk to her anymore, she used to work with me.

 

[Macca]

Nope. She's actually pretty fucking crazy. Don't talk to her anymore, she used to work with me.

Noice. You should introduce her to wwetributes. What a conversation that would be.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

We stopped talking when I got a new job

 

[Jane]

I didn't know this kid was fourteen, what the fuck? You shouldn't know what /b/ is if you're fourteen. Sick kids these days.

Hmmmm...

Anyway,

Dang.

 

[Sully]

Well, he's not answered back yet, which is a good thing in that he may finally have decided to fuck off and let this girl deal with this shit.

The downside to it is that he could not be answering because he's informing Anonymous of his issues.

If they show up, I propose we feed the J.O.B Squad to them first.

Sorry, I was sleeping. I kinda already said fuck it with this girl, after I sent her the url to this thread. I mean...Sending a chick a thread that has 35 pages and like 300+ responses about her, isn't really the kinda thing that get's a girl to like you. I mean...she might be flattered by my first post...or laugh her ass off (more likely.), And the Myspace age...come on, I made the accoutn when I was like 10, for one, I don't think they let your age go down that far at the time, or they still don't...But I fixed it, now it says my real age.

I'm not a pedo, but I'm thinking about it being a future hobbie (Joke, after some of the things I said, and you guys beleiving it, I think I should point my sense of humor out from now on.) And, I offered to Join the Job squad earlier today, Leafy or whatever his name said sure, but wait till the others respond. haven't checked that out yet. And I'm probably not going to go to 4chan.

Oh hey, and hold up. Just check my myspace messages.

She replied. "(My name) do you really like me?" I just responded with "I did." Damnit, shoulda said Tits or Gtfo....

 

[Sully]

Ok, she replied with "Oh okay." Now i'm really really thinking of saying Tits or Gtfo right now to this chick...



Nah, I backed out. I did thank her for this giant thread though. One step at a time.

 

[Macca]

My God, man. Don't try to act normal now after 34 pages of psycho-babble.
Face it, you're gonna rape her, why deny the inevitable?

Just make sure you get pics or video. That's your goal in life, show me some mosquito bites.

 

[CH David]

Just ask her already how she feels. She doesn't know how she feels, but it would be fun to see how she answers.

 

[Dave]

No, in all seriousness, what you NEED to say is:

"Do you think that you and I could go somewhere and talk for a while?"

Then go talk to her and see how she responds. If you don't, this thread will have been redundant this whole time. Grow a pair and ask her out.

 

[CH David]

No, in all seriousness, what you NEED to say is:

"Do you think that you and I could go somewhere and talk for a while?"

Then go talk to her and see how she responds. If you don't, this thread will have been redundant this whole time. Grow a pair and ask her out.

What Dave said. He is my hero.

Dave, to the Thunder-Blog.

 

[Macca]

No, in all seriousness, what you NEED to say is:

"Do you think that you and I could go somewhere and talk for a while?"

Then go talk to her and see how she responds. If you don't, this thread will have been redundant this whole time. Grow a pair and ask her out.

I don't mind this, if you make sure the place is dark and unpopulated and by talking, you mean skullfuck her face off.

Good idea bro.

 

[Dave]

Dude, chill out.

I don't think we really like to advocate Rape around these parts.

 

[Macca]

Speak for yourself. Besides, I'm not advocating it, this fucker has made it clearly obvious that he's gonna be on that like a rabbit.

BTW, wear a condom. Don't know what you can catch from her.

 

[Sully]

Speak for yourself. Besides, I'm not advocating it, this fucker has made it clearly obvious that he's gonna be on that like a rabbit.

BTW, wear a condom. Don't know what you can catch from her.

I'm not going to fucking rape her dude.

I think we have it all wrong, Macca is the fucking psycho here.

 

[Macca]

Man, don't even try it. You're the one who wants to buy the bitch a rabbit.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I thought it was a puppy