Ellisman twitter v2: There was this girl...

[goodlay]

Wow dude, I've done some stupid shit with girls but this is by far the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

 

[Wavy Crockett]

How about u stop being a little bitch and approach her, fuck her, then leave her. Why are you using the "love" bomb aswell? Waaaay too early buddy.

 

[themic59]

Once this kid finally realizes how the world turns he is going to look back on this and realize what a complete jackass he is.

1. You don't ask for relationship advice on a message board, let alone a wrestling one.
2. You don't then go to AskYahoo and turn there for help.
3. You then don't send the girl links to both pages saying, "Thanks that was my biggest thread ever." Bro, you are just ruining any rep you may have ever had, which I'm thinking probably wasn't the best. What do you think she is gonna wanna do? Either go to a party, get hammered, then nailed by the whole football team.. or sit around and talk about how great the Royal Rumble is gonna be. Use some common sense bro.
3. Asking to carry her books through MySpace bro?
4. I truly do feel bad for you though as you are probably going to go through high school with kids coming up to you asking you if they can carry your books.

Just thank the lord that this happened in your young age and if you are smart you will learn from it. Best thing about High School is you can fuckin reinvent yourself.

Oh, and once you finally get a little bit of puss in your life you will realize why everyone was raggin on you for that small pussy comment.

 

[Alex]

Is this guy STILL bitchin about this girl, god. GROW SOME BALLSSSS

 

[Khalifa]

Hahah he made and ALT. Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahaahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahh.

 

[The Doctor]

Fucking lol.

 

[Dave]

Rofl is basically the only thing that comes to mind here.

So yeah, Rofl.

 

[798setubirteww]

This guy is one of the stupidest posters i've seen on here by far. I'm betting all my money, that he will grow up to live in a crappy apartment, with a bunch of cats, cheering for John Cena every monday. If that was me, I would have had that girl already.
Then the idiot gets himself BANNED, then makes an Alt, THEN, Publiclly annouces he made an Alt. I mean wow....

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

 

[Macca]

Wow, I think he may finally be gone this time...

Pray my children, that he does not come back.

 

[Coco]

Her- Oh well like i do that to everyone so i kinda thought you would know. you know???? im sorry i didnt mean to hurt you like that.

Shut up, cunt.

 

[gd]

3. You then don't send the girl links to both pages saying, "Thanks that was my biggest thread ever." Bro, you are just ruining any rep you may have ever had, which I'm thinking probably wasn't the best. What do you think she is gonna wanna do? Either go to a party, get hammered, then nailed by the whole football team.. or sit around and talk about how great the Royal Rumble is gonna be. Use some common sense bro.

I luv this.

 

[X]

Once this kid finally realizes how the world turns he is going to look back on this and realize what a complete jackass he is.

1. You don't ask for relationship advice on a message board, let alone a wrestling one.
2. You don't then go to AskYahoo and turn there for help.
3. You then don't send the girl links to both pages saying, "Thanks that was my biggest thread ever." Bro, you are just ruining any rep you may have ever had, which I'm thinking probably wasn't the best. What do you think she is gonna wanna do? Either go to a party, get hammered, then nailed by the whole football team.. or sit around and talk about how great the Royal Rumble is gonna be. Use some common sense bro.
3. Asking to carry her books through MySpace bro?
4. I truly do feel bad for you though as you are probably going to go through high school with kids coming up to you asking you if they can carry your books.

Just thank the lord that this happened in your young age and if you are smart you will learn from it. Best thing about High School is you can fuckin reinvent yourself.

Oh, and once you finally get a little bit of puss in your life you will realize why everyone was raggin on you for that small pussy comment.

Listen to everything this guy just said. He has a Pats avatar so he knows what he's talking about.

Wow, I think he may finally be gone this time...

Pray my children, that he does not come back.

But what will I read on my laptop on the shitter tomorrow morning?

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

This moral of this thread is: bring back Deadman!

 

[Razor]

This, sir. This is an abomination. May it die in a fire.

 

[The Doctor]

This, sir. This is an abomination. May it die in a fire.

THIS HERE'S WHAT YOU CALL ABOMINATION

 

[Macca]

But what will I read on my laptop on the shitter tomorrow morning?

My awesome take-over of the J.O.B. Squad? Cheap plug.

 

[Remix]

Congratulations you've taken over a sinking ship. Enjoy your trip to the bottom of the ocean.

 

[Macca]

Knowing that I sank this ship makes it all worthwhile...

 

[Leafy]

Actually I sank the ship

 

[Remix]

yep, and the sensible people already took the lifeboats.

 

[Leafy]

And looking back I see a boat that exploding and covered with feces

 

[Remix]

So Leafy, when do you think the squad went from good idea to shitheap?

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Hey, whatever happened to that one guy, who just randomly posted in a thread about having sex at 15. THAT GUY needs to come back.

 

[CH David]

Was he banned Tdigs?