Tastycles' review of Elimination Chamber
I really enjoyed this event in both 2008 and 2009, though it has to be said that it relied heavily on the two main events in both instances. That isn't necessarily a worry, but going into this year, the undercard looked incredibly weak. Indeed, it was clear going into the event that even if the two chambers went on for 45 minutes, we'd still be coming up short.
That being said though, we have the Batista and Edge unresolved issues and the two chambers were a lot more stacked than we were perhaps expecting.
Sheamus vs Kofi Kingston vs Triple H vs Randy Orton vs Ted DiBiase vs John Cena (Elimination Chamber for WWE Championship)
After what must have been a week or two of entrances, Sheamus and Kofi Kingston get us started. They actually do pretty well together, which is certainly a good omen for the future, because these two are obviously Raw's nextt big things.
Sheamus seems to work better with smaller guys, and he eventually hits a big move on Kingston just as Triple H enters the match. Kingston is down for an age as Triple H and Sheamus work together, and I have to say that Triple H and Sheamus are ok together too. After his reasonable match with Cena, and his surprisingly entertaining programme with Goldust, I am beginning to think and hope that Sheamus' complete stinker with Orton was a one off. We shall wait and see.
Anyway, eventually Kingston reenters the fray and we have quite a good three way between them, including a boom drop out of the ring from Kofi. Orton is out next and he levels everyone. He goes for Sheamus in particular, which is perhaps expected, and actually isn't that boring either. He, Kofi and HHH then tease their finishing moves, with Kingston and Triple H eventually getting nailed out of the ring, before Sheamus levels Orton.
DiBiase is in then, and after he destroys everyone else, he signals his intent to work with Randy Orton. They work together and nail everyone, including sticking Kingston's head inbetween the chains of the chamber, which is pretty cool, and then Orton does that hang on the rope DDT to Triple H out of the ring. This period of dominance was pretty entertaining, and the way they stood outside Cena's booth was very interesting.
Cena is ready for them though, and he goes apeshit and takes both of them out, giving DiBiase an Attitude Adjustment out of the ring. Orton saves DiBiase from an STF, When Cody Rhodes appears with a relay baton, that is a apparently a lead pipe. He hits both Orton and Cena with it, before eliminating Orton, which sets up the most inevitble feud in history quite nicely.
They have a bit of a stare down, and DiViase inexplicably falls to the floor while Kofi and DSheams have a bit of a fight. DiBiase gets up, but Kingston gives him trouble in paradise and eliminates him, before he is eliminated by Sheamus. Cole must have mentioned Sheamus taking Triple H out on Raw about ten million times, but never mentions that he took a shitload of other people out too, so their WrestleMania match is clearly set in stone. Joy to the world.
Anyway, we're down to three and Sheamus and Cena are fighting each other as HHH is still down. HHH eventually comes back into the ring and he makes an elimination with a pedigree on Sheamus, before Cena beats him with an STF, which was actually a tense and believable finish, very well done,.
All in all, a very good chamber match. 5 men got an elimination, it set up Sheamus vs HHH and Orton vs DiBiase pretty well, and Kofi lasted a long time, which will help him out immensely. There was a little bit too much of people being down for absolutely no reason, but it didn't detract from the match very much at all, and I think this match was good for 8.4 out of 10
John Cena vs Batista (WWE Championship)
Cena wins the Chamber, and Vince comes in and says that Edge is cashing in his MITB briefcase, oh wait sorry. That being said, this was unsuspected which is weird really, when you consider how they built it. That is the best kind of build, when something looks obvious in hindsight, but you never saw it coming.
Clearly, the score for this match is more to do with it's purpose as furthering their feud for WrestleMania and the swerve, rather than the actual thirty seconds itself, but they got the angle across pretty well actually, and it explained why Batista was helping Vince. Well executed, but there's only so much praise that you can heap on something this short, so I give it 7.6 out of 10
Drew McIntyre vs Kane (Intercontinental Championship)
This match starts off unusually, in that Kane keeps going for headlocks rather than all out roughness. Eventually, he makes a mistake and McIntyre starts to hit him up a bit, before a big clothesline and then we go back to some typical Kane strikes.
McIntyre gets back into it a bit, and then we get into a more typical back and forth match up, with McIntyre focussing on Kane's arm, and Kane outpowering him. Still, the match doesn't really get into a proper groove though. McIntyre has been generally good since he redebuted, but everything about this match is very choppy. It just doesn't flow the way that his matches with Morrison did.
That being said, it was a reasonably solid performance from Kane, who seems to have stopped getting slower, and his top rope move actually looked effective. Still, there was nothing new there, which is perhaps unsurprising. In the end, McIntyre uses some underhanded tactics to get the win, which was a foregone conclusion.
This match wasn't bad, but it wasn't good either. It served it's purpose and nothing more, so I give it 6.1 out of 10
Gail Kim et Maryse contre Michelle McCool et Layla
Why they felt the need to do this is beyond me. I thought maybe it was because Maryse was still nursing an injury, but the fact she wrestled the next day makes that unlikely. Michelle is shit, and as much as I like Layla, it isn't for her in ring work. It got over Maryse as a heel pretty well, but that really didn't need doing, to be honest with you.
Basically, it was Gail Kim getting nailed for 5 minutes, which was not very entertaining. Better than the divas match at the Royal Rumble, but not by much. A pointless change to the card that didn't really do anything except big up a feud that was already ready to finish. Very strange, and I give it 3.8 out of 10
The Miz vs MVP (United States Championship)
MVP and Miz have been feuding for a very long time now, and they're matches are always a decent watch, if not incredible. The match is pretty much the definition of give and take, with some pretty big moves, such as when Miz pulls MVP into a stomach kneesmash.
The two of them continue in their ways for a while with MVP attempting a few roll ups but with The Miz in charge for the most part. Fortunately, though Big Show and Henry are at ringside, they don't get involved very much, while still serving a purpose.
MVP throws Miz from the top rope, cutting him open in our next big move, but even when there isn't huge spots, there's a lot to keep watching. Henry gets put through the wall by Big Show, and then he hits MVP with a punch after saving Miz, giving Miz the win.
This was probably better than their match at Royal Rumble, because of the two men outside the ring in part, but largely because of what happened inside the ring. MVP and Miz have developed a better chemistry throughout this feud. It was unspectacular, but solid and I give it 7.5 out of 10
R-Truth vs CM Punk vs Rey Mysterio vs Chris Jericho vs John Morrison vs The Undertaker (Elimination Chamber for World Heavyweight Championship)
We start out with R-Truth and CM Punk having a very high paced face off. Truth gets a lot of offence in, but ultimately went out a lot more quickly than I would have liked. That being said, his elimination gives us a repeat of Punk's mid match promo from the last PPV which was very entertaining. It is untrue how much more entertianing he has been since his face turn, and promos like this are the cornerstone of that.
After he's finished, Rey Mysterio is out next and we get an excellent preview of how good their WrestleMania match might be, but without spoiling it because they use the chamber. Mysterio was the star o last year's chamber, and this year he put on another excellent performance. Mysterio's hurricanrana onto the steel followed by a spalsh onto Punk for the elimination was innovative and looked cool.
Immediately after Punk's elimination, Jericho comes in. Jericho and Mysterio had a superb feud last year and they have an excellent to and fro section here initially, before Jericho takes over, thanks to clever use of the chamber. They are later joined by John Morrison, who does much of the same as them really, using the Chamber to bolster what is already an entertaining contest.
Eventually, Morrison manages to eliminate Mysterio with Starship Pain, before he gets put in the Walls of Jericho. Undertaker comes in and breaks it up, and then Morrison and Jericho team up between them to beat down Undertaker. Morrison gets taken out and Jericho runs away from Untertaker comedically into a pod. Taker shifts his attentions to Morrison, but his onslaught is slowed by Morrison hitting the springboard enziguri, but he gets hit knees up to stop starship pain.
This three continue for a while until Morrison is eventually eliminated by Taker after a chokeslam onto the steel. It was a good showing for Morrison in the end, and it has restored my faith that he is on the up. A real chance for MITB in my opinion. Anyway, Taker and Jericho then go forward, and we have a reasonably good, if slow affair between them, until Michaels appears and gifts Jericho the match.
This was an excellent chamber match, and it flowed very nicely. Michaels may have been a likely sight, but I don't think anyone saw him breaking into the chamber. Jericho, Truth, Punk, Mysterio and Morrison all put in fantastic performances, and Undertaker probably gave his best match since he last came back from injury. Very good, I only wish R-Truth could have lasted a bit longer. That being said though, very enjoyable and I give it 9.2 out of 10
Production and extras
We begin with a quite generic road to WrestleMania promo, which follows on from the one at the Rumble, before bigging up some of the aspects of the chamber itself, before entering the arena which is quite nicely set up. As this happens, the elimination chamber lowers while Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler and Matt Striker, who certainly brings out the best in the other two, which is good.
We get a recap of the Bret Hart story from Raw that week, which is all well and good, but it doesn't really have anything to do with this PPV, so I'm not really sure what the point of it was, especially as they showed it again on Raw the next day. We could have had some sort of build for the IC title match instead, which wasn't there, but would have been relevant.
We have a segment with Gail Kim and Maryse bigging up their match. Apparently, Kim can speak French and knows what Maryse has really been saying to her. We know this because she says "Je suis tres contente" which means "I am very happy". Not so sure that proves anything, but its a pretty original way to build the match. Before their match actually starts, Vickie Guerrero changes it to a tag match. The only thing I can think of as to why they did this is to confirm Maryse as a heel after her teased face turn didn't go very well.
After that match, we get an interview with The Miz talking about NXT and Daniel Bryan in particular. MVP comes along and sets up another US title match, which means that 50% of the card wasn't advertised, which isn't very good really. It was indicative of this shows biggest problem; namely that they underbooked it. I don't know if they were expecting the chambers to last longer or what, but it seems pretty stupid. They could have easily booked MVP and Henry against ShowMiz on Raw last week or even the last ever ECW Title match, but instead they had to throw things onto the card, which isn't good.
William Regal comes out next, and he is talking about NXT, for no real reason, except to fill the time. Edge is out next, and while he's good on the mic and he builds up a rapport with Regal, this segment was unecessary. Edge, a face, then attacks Regal, a heel, completely unprovoked and with no chance of further development, which was ultimately pointless. Cheap heat all around! So yeah, an unecessary segment, that could have easily been acheived with an Edge backstage interview.
We then get an advert for WrestleMania, which is fine, but it is preceeded by a pointless advert for the main event. We then get a recap of the WWE title match which is all but completely pointless. Seriously, there was no need for it and it just shows further that the show was poorly timed outside of the two main events.
The set looked good, the commentators were good and the segments were well presented, but Regal and Edge, the recap of the first chamber, the recap of Bret Hart and the changing of the divas match were all unecessary. The fact that half of the matches weren't advertised is poor preparation of the worst kind, and I have to give this PPV a low score for production as a result. I give it 5.8 out of 10
Overview
This event was, like the previous two February PPVs two good matches and a load of filler. However, this one suffered because the filler aspects of it were very clear. Whereas both last year and the year before had ECW title matches to fill some of the void, they didn't this time around. I think Edge should have been given a match, against someone, doesn't matter who, as it would have filled the gap more naturally.
Still, the two main events and the surprise made it worth a watch, and it was better than the Royal Rumble, certainly.
I give this event 72 out of 100