AussieHobo
Getting Noticed By Management
23/01/07
ECW on Sci-Fi
ECW REBORNED
Booker: AussieHobo
City: Anaheim, California
== Start Show ==
(10:00pm)
*Drowning Pool Bodies hits the P.A as the opening ECW video plays. Once the video has completed the Camera pans the ECW tunnel as Pyro erupts from the top, as the camera now pans the arena looking at the various signs the fans are holding up. The Camera now goes straight to the tunnel as ECW World Heavyweight Champion Lashleys entrance music hits the P.A to a slow crowd reaction. Lashley does his signature pose and enters the ring taking the belt of his waist, climbing to the top rope holding it up trying to reve up the crowd. He enters the ring takes a mike from the official and begins to talk.*
Styles Welcome ladies and gentlemen, and hardcore fans alike to ECW . This Joey Styles and Tazz are welcoming you to another explosive ECW!
Tazz Lashleys pissed Styles
== In Ring Segment ==
Lashley Well, Ive come too this ring for one thing and one thing only!
*Theres a short pause*
Lashley TEST! Get your arse to this ring right now, what you did too me last week, last week was cowardly
*Another short pause*
Lashley Come on Test I know youre in the back . If you wont come out Ill go back there and find you myself
Styles What? Is Lashley series?
Tazz Lashley is a friendly guy I talked too him backstage just before tonight and Joey they guy was pissed and its hard to piss a guy like that off believe me!
*Lashley stands in the ring holding the title for a few seconds, he then shakes his head drops the title and is just about to leave the ring until ONE OF A KIND hits the P.A as RVD makes his way down the tunnel with a mike in hand. Lashley backs off and picks up the ECW World Title and the mike he dropped on the ground, RVD enters the ring and the two men stare down.*
Styles Whats RVD doing out here? Hes not scheduled to be out here!
RVD Bobby Lashley, it seems we have a problem see that title that title should be mined . See if the officials hadnt stopped both our matches and if Test hadnt gotten himself DQed last week your title would have been mine now Im sick of all this bull shit that goes on backstage ECW has changed not for the better but for the worse, see I thought I could trust the idiots backstage the guys that book the shows . But you see Bobby ECW isnt about DQ, count outs, ****s although sandman would probably disagree with me its about guys putting themselves on the line each week Im sick of the shit that goes on thats why . Im quitting Im sick of this shit I came out here to say goodbye Bobby WWE can go fuck themselves
*The fans all start chanting TNA all around the arena until a familiar theme hits the P.A. Paul Heyman the mother and father of ECW is making his way to the ring. RVD stops looking puzzled and Lashley is standing in the ring just as puzzled as RVD. Heyman is with the mike and is standing just at the end of the tunnel entrance.*
Heyman Its so good to be back home... ON ECW
*Crowd are speechless.*
Heyman Its so good to be home, see for Months after months I have had to put up with Vince McMahons bullshit I dont like this I dont like that and then I get blamed for stuff that I wasnt even the cause off well its all about to change because when theres trouble brewing, whose here to fix it well I am of course. See when Vince saw the ratings of ECW gradually dropping each week I was he made a business decision to hire me back I am the soul of ECW and when you rip out its soul you kill the subject the soul came from and thats what Vince did. It was a poor decision as you can see, he also stopped a number of things house shows, extreme rules matches and made ECW into a WWE spot to put stars they cant use on Smackdown or RAW or as what most of you guys would of called it Heat or Velocity or even OVW
*The crowd boos heavily as a large chorus of ECW begins to explode out of the crowd, bringing them to life.*
Heyman Tonight boys and girls, men and women THAT CHANGES, no more will ECW be some development territory Vince McMahon hired me to fix ECW and thats what Im going to do see Rob... me and you, weve been allys and enemies, but tonight Im hiring you and the first order of business at Royal Rumble it wont be Test vs. Bobby Lashley for the ECW World Title its Rob Van Damn vs. Test vs. Bobby Lashley EXTREME RULES! And no Im not finished yet, tonight... in front of all these wonderful people Test vs. RVD... EXTREME RULES! And that ladies and gentlemen is only the start . ECW is back like it or not Hardcore Wrestling is alive and Vince McMahon and if the rest of those assholes backstage dont like they can go screw themselves
*The crowd erupt back into the ECW chant as RVD turns around smirking and stares down Lashley as we go to our first Commercial Break.*
== Commercial Break ==
(10: 11pm)
Match #1
CM Punk w/ Kelly Kelly vs. Sabu
Match: The Fires Burns hits the P.A as Kelly Kelly and CM Punk to a huge crowd reaction and make there way down the tunnel holding hands, they walk around the ring and Kelly smiles and sits on a already in place steel chair, she sits down and waves Punk as he enters the ring and poses for the crowd. Sabus entrance music now hits the arena as the entire arena darkens and the crowd go on there feet and go silent. The lights fade in as Sabu is standing right behind CM Punk as the crowd explodes, Sabu points the sky Punk turns around and is taking out by a stiff right hand by Sabu which knocks down Punk. Sabu takes off his turban and puts it aside as he launches himself at Punk who had just gotten to his feet. Sabu starts knocking punches right too Punk and follow it up buy getting Punk to the corner and hits some wicked Elbow shots, Sabu follows up and Irish whips Punk into the following ring post and runs with him and goes for a jumping heel kick which Punks narrowly escapes and quickly pounces on Sabu hitting solid mou-tai kicks into Sabus Ribs. Punks pick up Sabu and throw him into the ring ropes and on Sabus way back Flap Jacks him. Sabu gets up and turns around to be levelled by a clothesline, he once again gets up but this time is taken out super kick by Punk. Punk goes straight for the cover and gets a two count. Punk looks at the ref with pure intensity in his eyes and goes for another cover and once again Sabu kicks out at two.
Styles Ive known Sabu for a long time Tazz and so have you the guy doesnt quit doesnt back down doesnt go out like that!
Tazz Thats exactly right Joey but when your facing someone like CM Punk, someone fresh with the intensity only viewable in some its hard not to back down!
Punk picks up Sabu and throws him against the ropes and on his way back Punk goes for yet another Flapjack which is countered into a Knee Cruncher by Sabu. Sabu gets right up and charges for the rope for speed and on his way back hits a huge leg drop, Sabu gets back up this time walking over to the ropes and going to the edge of the outside, he jumps onto the top rope and hits the Arabian Leg Drop. Sabu goes for the cover now and gets a 2 count!
Styles How did Punk kick out!!
Tazz Pure Intensity Joey pure intensity!
Sabu picks up Punk and lunges him into the ropes Punk returns and Sabu jumps right over him but as Sabu gets back to his feet and turns around Punk drops with a second Super kick! Punk picks up Sabu and hits a modified Side Slam followed by the Anaconda Vice. Sabu tries to reach for the ropes but soon after Punk locked it on he taps out!
Styles SABU TAPPED!!! OMG
Tazz Like I said before Joey CM Punk is intense, Sabu new what he was getting into!
*The Fire Burns Killswitch Engage hits the arena as Punk poses for the crowd, Kelly Kelly joins him as he she holds his arm up in Victory, until Matt Striker hits the ring with a steel chair and smashes it over the head of CM Punk, the music stops. As Striker continulys hits Punk with the steel chair, cutting his eye open, Strike stares at Kelly Kelly. He yells for an official too get a mike for him and the official does so, Striker hits Punk again with the steel chair and this time looks into the crowd who are booing him*
Striker Is this what you want? Huh is this how you like your heroes served as!
*Striker throws away the mike and once again batters him with the steel chair, Striker throws away the chair and drops to the ground bad mouthing Punk, Striker exits the ring laughing as we hit to a commercial break*
== Commercial Break==
(10:24pm)
Styles Well if youve just joined us, or have been watching, during the commercial break, Sabu lost it. Sabu who was on the outside as Striker brutally attacked Punk came in as Striker left, Sabu grabbed the chair Striker used and hit a Flying Arabian Skullcrusher, Tazz, whats going through Sabus head, whats going on?
Tazz I dont know Styles Ive been Sabus friend and enemy, god Ive won a Tag Title with him I know hes a homicidal kind of person but Ive never seen him lose it well not like this anyways!
== Backstage Segment ==
*We go straight backstage with Paul Heyman and ECW Backstage interviewer Rebecca*
Rebecca Good Morning Mr. Heyman now tonight, like always has been an explosive ECW but I wonder Mr. Heyman, whats going on?
*Heyman stares at her shockingly and shoves her away*
Heyman Ah . I another fake breasted dumb blonde that my good friend Mr. McMahon has hired get out of here and go back to RAW Im sure youll like it there or maybe or maybe K-Fed he likes dumb, fake breasted rich women. (Heyman begins to laugh as Rebecca walks off, with her face in tears)
*Heyman waves for a few seconds and then draws his attention to the camera*
Heyman Now onto business, see I have a plan . To bring back an Icon of ECW next week in Orlando, Florida, I am doing two things . Next week an icon returns Matt Striker vs. CM Punk for the Television Title oh yes its back and one other thing Id like to add the two losers of the Triple threat at the Royal Rumble will face in a #1 Contendership match for the right to take on the World Heavyweight Champion on ECW in three weeks time and it wont be a normal kind of match that #1 Contendership Match will be stipulated in a match that Id like to call An EXTREME CAGE MATCH! Why? Because this is ECW and this is hardcore wrestling at its best!
== Commercial Break ==
(10:29pm)
Match #2
Kevin Thorne w/Ariel vs. Sandman
Match: The arena goes Dark Red as Bloodlust hits the arena as Kevin Thorne and Ariel make there way too the ring, they go down the tunnel and circle the ring coming to a halt next to Joey Styles, Ariel gives Styles a perfect shot of her breast before entering the ring. They enter and do there pose for the crowd as they get booed. Enter Sandman hits the arena as the crowd go on there feet and the Cameras scan the entrances of the building and as the camera zooms around the arena it finds Sandman spitting Beer onto the crowd and crushing the can on his forehead, he then did the same with the kendo stick he was carrying and finally made his way to the ring, as he did this the fans started to chant Sandman. Sandman entered the ring and is taken out by Thorne via clothes line. Thorne goes straight to work as the ref rings the bell. Thorne continues to beat down Sandman with rights and lefts and slowly begins to pick him up and throws him into the turnbuckle, Throne goes to the other side of the ring and stares down Sandman and shakes his head. Throne charges right for him but or a Spear but Sandman moves out of the way and Thorne goes right into the steel post, Sandman puls on his tights and follows him up for a roll up and gets a two count! Throne kicks out and Sandman gets up and picks him up. Sandman hits a solid knife Edge chop and forces Throne to the ropes, Sandman Irish whips him into the opposite ropes and on Thrones way back Sandman hits a massive Back body drop. Sandman goes straight for turnbuckle and climbs to the top rope he points to the fans and punchs himself in the fore head opening up the cut he received earlier from the cans and goes for a top rope leg drop! Sandman goes for a cover.
Styles LEG DROP BY SANDMAN!
Tazz Holy s***, where did Sandman learn that move (laughs)
The ref reaches the two counts and Thorne kicks out! Sandman covers again and Thorne once again kicks out, Sandman looks at the ref and again punches himself, he goes for yet another pin but Thorne kicks out for a third time, Sandman picks up Thorne and gets him around the waste, Thorne counters and hits an awesome elbow right to Sandmans head dropping both men. Thorne slowly crawls to the turnbuckle but as he does this, while facing the turnbuckle, Aerial quickly gives him the silver staff he brought to the ring. Sandman is up but as he reaches Thorne, Thorne drop toe holds Sandman right into the top turnbuckle, Aerial climbs too the ring and distracts the referee as Thorne picks up the silver staff given to him by his beautiful vixen a repeatable hits Sandman in the head causing blood to rush down his face, Thorne throws away the staff and brings the bloodied Sandman to the middle of the ring and unleashes a Crucifix Power bomb and follows for a cover. The referee turns around and makes the pin.
Styles Look at the blood pouring down Sandmans face its beautiful!
Tazz Im telling you now Joey Thorne hasnt heard the last of this
Styles That Tazz, is probably the only thing well ever agree on
Tazz And that Aerial is one ECW vixen (laughs again as Aerial walks past the announce table while holding up Kevin Thornes arm in victory)
*Bloodlust is playing through out the arena as Sandman looks up in unbelievably as Thorne walks down the tunnel in victory as we go to a commercial break*
== Commercial Break ===
(10:41pm)
== Backstage Segment ==
*We come back live backstage with Tommy Dreamer and Sabu*
Dreamer Sabu what the hell was that out there?
*Sabu stares at Dreamer with a steal chair in hand*
Dreamer What? You lost the match you Sabu, tapped out to CM Punk theres no disrespect in that, Sabu your one of the ECW family, you were the one that probally changed ECW forever but was that shit needed?
*Sabu continues to stare at Dreamer he looks at the ground now*
Dreamer Look at me!
*Dreamer slaps Sabu across the face, Sabu now stares right at Dreamer*
Dreamer Look you made me do that
*Out of know where Sabu drops the chair and starts repeat ably punching Dreamer who tries to fight back, punches Dreamer to the floor and grabs the chair. Sabu slams the chair right into Dreamers head, and again, and again, Sabu grins and gets out of the camera as Dreamer is scene laying on the concrete floor blooded up, the Camera now points directly above them on a painters walk and Sabu is standing up there, he points to the sky and jumps off hitting an Arabian Face buster right onto Dreamer, a chorus of HOLY SHIT chants fill the arena as Sabu and Dreamer lay on the ground. Sabu gets up and goes out of the camera view throwing the steel chair right at Dreamer whose bloodied as all hell as we go to yet another commercial break*
== Commercial Break ==
(10:49pm)
Match #3
Main Event
Extreme Rules
Rob Van Damn vs. Test
Match: The camera pans the ring as official have already put tables out and a ladder in the middle of the tunnel. A steel can with a whole heap of junk is sitting near the announce table. One of a Kind hits the arena as the crowd go on there feet. RVD makes his way out of the tunnel and down to the ring; he stands next to the ladder and climbs it, he does the RVD sign and looks over the crowd as his theme bellows over the P.A. Until Test comes out of the crowd and pushes over the ladder dropping RVD right into the crowd, the fan cheer as Test Climbs over the barrier and continues to beat down RVD, a fat fan touches Test, Test looks at him and pushes him too the ground and continues to throws rights at RVD, Test picks up RVD and throws him over the barricade and continues to force him up too the ring and follows up by throwing RVD into the ring. Test circles the ring and goes to the announce table and picks up the bin of objects he throws that into the ring and follows up by grabbing one of the tables, placed by the official before the match and slides that too into the ring, Test now enters the ring and is met by an RVD kendo stick, which was in the bin.. RVD continues to hits Test with the kendo stick until the stick itself has been completely warned down. RVD throws it down and continues to punch down test forcing him into the corner turnbuckle, RVD now Irish whips Test into the opposite turnbuckle and follows it up with a flying heel kick into to Test. RVD is first up and grabs the table, that Test brought in with him and sets it up in the middle of the ring. RVD grabs Test and shoves him onto the Table. RVD goes for the top turnbuckle and wants to end the match just as quick as it started but before RVD goes for the 5 Star Frog Splash Test lumps down and falls off the Table. RVD gets down and goes back after Test, but as RVD reaches him Test low blows RVD, stands up and power bombs RVD right through the Table RVD had planned on using. Test goes right for the pin fall. The ref counts, but RVD kicks out at the 2 count. Test shakes his head and goes for another pin which RVD kicks out of. Test looks up and stands up and follows it up by picking him up and Snap Suplex RVD on the Tables rubble, Test goes to the outside and now picks up the steel ring steps and throws both of them right into the ring. Test now picks up a second Table and slide that into the ring and he himself goes into the ring. Test picks up the steel steps and lines up RVD who is getting himself up via the turnbuckle. RVD gets up and turns around, ducks a charging Test, Test turns himself around and RVD kicks the Steel steps right into his face.
Tazz TEST just got TESTED!
Styles (laughing) Test just got a piece of his own medicine Tazz, you of all people should know that
RVD grabs the steel steps and sets them sup one opposite each other with a small cap in between, he grabs the second table it shoves it on top of them and goes to the outside picking up lent over Ladder which is resting on the barricade. RVD packs it up and slide it into the ring narrowly avoiding Tests blooded face.
Styles What in the hell is RVD thinking?
Tazz Knowing RVD it cant be good!
RVD slides into the ring and sets up the ladder in the top right turnbuckle. He picks up Test and lands a solid right to his head; He then shoves him onto the set up steel steps/table, RVD continues to throw rights at Tests head but out of know where Test grabs RVD by the throat and gets up, Test hits a large right to RVD and Irish whips him into the ropes, RVD returns and Test goes for his signature BIG BOOT and he connects. Test grabs RVD and goes for a TKO right onto the set up steel steps/table but before he unleashes Lashley hits the ring as the crowd go crazy and RVD is dropped to the ground. Lashley and Test start fighting back and fourth with Lashley gaining the upper hand. Lashley kicks Test in the gut and hits a Dominator right onto the steel steps/table. Lashley pushes away the steel steps and looks down at Test and taunts him. Lashley exits the ring. And continues down the tunnel, now holding up the ECW World title in which he dropped on the way too the ring. RVD is now up, unknowns to what just happened, climbs the ladder, as the crowd go on there feet, he does the RVD sign and hits a 5 ***** Frog Splash. RVD covers and the ref counts the three counts!
Tazz Lashley just saved RVD arse getting hammered!
Styles Your not wrong there Tazz, and what a match we just saw, this is ECW Tazz, not RAW or Smackdown or any other type of wrestling branch, this is Extreme, Championship Wrestling!
Tazz Styles this is ECW with Heymen back let me tell you this is going to be one crazy ECW
Styles Royal Rumble Test, RVD and Lashley, EXTREME RULES. The Royal Rumble is going to go off ECW style this Sunday Tazz!
*One of a Kind is hitting the P.A as the crowd are on there feet chanting ECW and RVD, mixed. RVD is on the top turnbuckle posing as ECW comes to a close*
== End Show ==
(11:04pm)
ECW on Sci-Fi
ECW REBORNED
Booker: AussieHobo
City: Anaheim, California
== Start Show ==
(10:00pm)
*Drowning Pool Bodies hits the P.A as the opening ECW video plays. Once the video has completed the Camera pans the ECW tunnel as Pyro erupts from the top, as the camera now pans the arena looking at the various signs the fans are holding up. The Camera now goes straight to the tunnel as ECW World Heavyweight Champion Lashleys entrance music hits the P.A to a slow crowd reaction. Lashley does his signature pose and enters the ring taking the belt of his waist, climbing to the top rope holding it up trying to reve up the crowd. He enters the ring takes a mike from the official and begins to talk.*
Styles Welcome ladies and gentlemen, and hardcore fans alike to ECW . This Joey Styles and Tazz are welcoming you to another explosive ECW!
Tazz Lashleys pissed Styles
== In Ring Segment ==
Lashley Well, Ive come too this ring for one thing and one thing only!
*Theres a short pause*
Lashley TEST! Get your arse to this ring right now, what you did too me last week, last week was cowardly
*Another short pause*
Lashley Come on Test I know youre in the back . If you wont come out Ill go back there and find you myself
Styles What? Is Lashley series?
Tazz Lashley is a friendly guy I talked too him backstage just before tonight and Joey they guy was pissed and its hard to piss a guy like that off believe me!
*Lashley stands in the ring holding the title for a few seconds, he then shakes his head drops the title and is just about to leave the ring until ONE OF A KIND hits the P.A as RVD makes his way down the tunnel with a mike in hand. Lashley backs off and picks up the ECW World Title and the mike he dropped on the ground, RVD enters the ring and the two men stare down.*
Styles Whats RVD doing out here? Hes not scheduled to be out here!
RVD Bobby Lashley, it seems we have a problem see that title that title should be mined . See if the officials hadnt stopped both our matches and if Test hadnt gotten himself DQed last week your title would have been mine now Im sick of all this bull shit that goes on backstage ECW has changed not for the better but for the worse, see I thought I could trust the idiots backstage the guys that book the shows . But you see Bobby ECW isnt about DQ, count outs, ****s although sandman would probably disagree with me its about guys putting themselves on the line each week Im sick of the shit that goes on thats why . Im quitting Im sick of this shit I came out here to say goodbye Bobby WWE can go fuck themselves
*The fans all start chanting TNA all around the arena until a familiar theme hits the P.A. Paul Heyman the mother and father of ECW is making his way to the ring. RVD stops looking puzzled and Lashley is standing in the ring just as puzzled as RVD. Heyman is with the mike and is standing just at the end of the tunnel entrance.*
Heyman Its so good to be back home... ON ECW
*Crowd are speechless.*
Heyman Its so good to be home, see for Months after months I have had to put up with Vince McMahons bullshit I dont like this I dont like that and then I get blamed for stuff that I wasnt even the cause off well its all about to change because when theres trouble brewing, whose here to fix it well I am of course. See when Vince saw the ratings of ECW gradually dropping each week I was he made a business decision to hire me back I am the soul of ECW and when you rip out its soul you kill the subject the soul came from and thats what Vince did. It was a poor decision as you can see, he also stopped a number of things house shows, extreme rules matches and made ECW into a WWE spot to put stars they cant use on Smackdown or RAW or as what most of you guys would of called it Heat or Velocity or even OVW
*The crowd boos heavily as a large chorus of ECW begins to explode out of the crowd, bringing them to life.*
Heyman Tonight boys and girls, men and women THAT CHANGES, no more will ECW be some development territory Vince McMahon hired me to fix ECW and thats what Im going to do see Rob... me and you, weve been allys and enemies, but tonight Im hiring you and the first order of business at Royal Rumble it wont be Test vs. Bobby Lashley for the ECW World Title its Rob Van Damn vs. Test vs. Bobby Lashley EXTREME RULES! And no Im not finished yet, tonight... in front of all these wonderful people Test vs. RVD... EXTREME RULES! And that ladies and gentlemen is only the start . ECW is back like it or not Hardcore Wrestling is alive and Vince McMahon and if the rest of those assholes backstage dont like they can go screw themselves
*The crowd erupt back into the ECW chant as RVD turns around smirking and stares down Lashley as we go to our first Commercial Break.*
== Commercial Break ==
(10: 11pm)
Match #1
CM Punk w/ Kelly Kelly vs. Sabu
Match: The Fires Burns hits the P.A as Kelly Kelly and CM Punk to a huge crowd reaction and make there way down the tunnel holding hands, they walk around the ring and Kelly smiles and sits on a already in place steel chair, she sits down and waves Punk as he enters the ring and poses for the crowd. Sabus entrance music now hits the arena as the entire arena darkens and the crowd go on there feet and go silent. The lights fade in as Sabu is standing right behind CM Punk as the crowd explodes, Sabu points the sky Punk turns around and is taking out by a stiff right hand by Sabu which knocks down Punk. Sabu takes off his turban and puts it aside as he launches himself at Punk who had just gotten to his feet. Sabu starts knocking punches right too Punk and follow it up buy getting Punk to the corner and hits some wicked Elbow shots, Sabu follows up and Irish whips Punk into the following ring post and runs with him and goes for a jumping heel kick which Punks narrowly escapes and quickly pounces on Sabu hitting solid mou-tai kicks into Sabus Ribs. Punks pick up Sabu and throw him into the ring ropes and on Sabus way back Flap Jacks him. Sabu gets up and turns around to be levelled by a clothesline, he once again gets up but this time is taken out super kick by Punk. Punk goes straight for the cover and gets a two count. Punk looks at the ref with pure intensity in his eyes and goes for another cover and once again Sabu kicks out at two.
Styles Ive known Sabu for a long time Tazz and so have you the guy doesnt quit doesnt back down doesnt go out like that!
Tazz Thats exactly right Joey but when your facing someone like CM Punk, someone fresh with the intensity only viewable in some its hard not to back down!
Punk picks up Sabu and throws him against the ropes and on his way back Punk goes for yet another Flapjack which is countered into a Knee Cruncher by Sabu. Sabu gets right up and charges for the rope for speed and on his way back hits a huge leg drop, Sabu gets back up this time walking over to the ropes and going to the edge of the outside, he jumps onto the top rope and hits the Arabian Leg Drop. Sabu goes for the cover now and gets a 2 count!
Styles How did Punk kick out!!
Tazz Pure Intensity Joey pure intensity!
Sabu picks up Punk and lunges him into the ropes Punk returns and Sabu jumps right over him but as Sabu gets back to his feet and turns around Punk drops with a second Super kick! Punk picks up Sabu and hits a modified Side Slam followed by the Anaconda Vice. Sabu tries to reach for the ropes but soon after Punk locked it on he taps out!
Styles SABU TAPPED!!! OMG
Tazz Like I said before Joey CM Punk is intense, Sabu new what he was getting into!
*The Fire Burns Killswitch Engage hits the arena as Punk poses for the crowd, Kelly Kelly joins him as he she holds his arm up in Victory, until Matt Striker hits the ring with a steel chair and smashes it over the head of CM Punk, the music stops. As Striker continulys hits Punk with the steel chair, cutting his eye open, Strike stares at Kelly Kelly. He yells for an official too get a mike for him and the official does so, Striker hits Punk again with the steel chair and this time looks into the crowd who are booing him*
Striker Is this what you want? Huh is this how you like your heroes served as!
*Striker throws away the mike and once again batters him with the steel chair, Striker throws away the chair and drops to the ground bad mouthing Punk, Striker exits the ring laughing as we hit to a commercial break*
== Commercial Break==
(10:24pm)
Styles Well if youve just joined us, or have been watching, during the commercial break, Sabu lost it. Sabu who was on the outside as Striker brutally attacked Punk came in as Striker left, Sabu grabbed the chair Striker used and hit a Flying Arabian Skullcrusher, Tazz, whats going through Sabus head, whats going on?
Tazz I dont know Styles Ive been Sabus friend and enemy, god Ive won a Tag Title with him I know hes a homicidal kind of person but Ive never seen him lose it well not like this anyways!
== Backstage Segment ==
*We go straight backstage with Paul Heyman and ECW Backstage interviewer Rebecca*
Rebecca Good Morning Mr. Heyman now tonight, like always has been an explosive ECW but I wonder Mr. Heyman, whats going on?
*Heyman stares at her shockingly and shoves her away*
Heyman Ah . I another fake breasted dumb blonde that my good friend Mr. McMahon has hired get out of here and go back to RAW Im sure youll like it there or maybe or maybe K-Fed he likes dumb, fake breasted rich women. (Heyman begins to laugh as Rebecca walks off, with her face in tears)
*Heyman waves for a few seconds and then draws his attention to the camera*
Heyman Now onto business, see I have a plan . To bring back an Icon of ECW next week in Orlando, Florida, I am doing two things . Next week an icon returns Matt Striker vs. CM Punk for the Television Title oh yes its back and one other thing Id like to add the two losers of the Triple threat at the Royal Rumble will face in a #1 Contendership match for the right to take on the World Heavyweight Champion on ECW in three weeks time and it wont be a normal kind of match that #1 Contendership Match will be stipulated in a match that Id like to call An EXTREME CAGE MATCH! Why? Because this is ECW and this is hardcore wrestling at its best!
== Commercial Break ==
(10:29pm)
Match #2
Kevin Thorne w/Ariel vs. Sandman
Match: The arena goes Dark Red as Bloodlust hits the arena as Kevin Thorne and Ariel make there way too the ring, they go down the tunnel and circle the ring coming to a halt next to Joey Styles, Ariel gives Styles a perfect shot of her breast before entering the ring. They enter and do there pose for the crowd as they get booed. Enter Sandman hits the arena as the crowd go on there feet and the Cameras scan the entrances of the building and as the camera zooms around the arena it finds Sandman spitting Beer onto the crowd and crushing the can on his forehead, he then did the same with the kendo stick he was carrying and finally made his way to the ring, as he did this the fans started to chant Sandman. Sandman entered the ring and is taken out by Thorne via clothes line. Thorne goes straight to work as the ref rings the bell. Thorne continues to beat down Sandman with rights and lefts and slowly begins to pick him up and throws him into the turnbuckle, Throne goes to the other side of the ring and stares down Sandman and shakes his head. Throne charges right for him but or a Spear but Sandman moves out of the way and Thorne goes right into the steel post, Sandman puls on his tights and follows him up for a roll up and gets a two count! Throne kicks out and Sandman gets up and picks him up. Sandman hits a solid knife Edge chop and forces Throne to the ropes, Sandman Irish whips him into the opposite ropes and on Thrones way back Sandman hits a massive Back body drop. Sandman goes straight for turnbuckle and climbs to the top rope he points to the fans and punchs himself in the fore head opening up the cut he received earlier from the cans and goes for a top rope leg drop! Sandman goes for a cover.
Styles LEG DROP BY SANDMAN!
Tazz Holy s***, where did Sandman learn that move (laughs)
The ref reaches the two counts and Thorne kicks out! Sandman covers again and Thorne once again kicks out, Sandman looks at the ref and again punches himself, he goes for yet another pin but Thorne kicks out for a third time, Sandman picks up Thorne and gets him around the waste, Thorne counters and hits an awesome elbow right to Sandmans head dropping both men. Thorne slowly crawls to the turnbuckle but as he does this, while facing the turnbuckle, Aerial quickly gives him the silver staff he brought to the ring. Sandman is up but as he reaches Thorne, Thorne drop toe holds Sandman right into the top turnbuckle, Aerial climbs too the ring and distracts the referee as Thorne picks up the silver staff given to him by his beautiful vixen a repeatable hits Sandman in the head causing blood to rush down his face, Thorne throws away the staff and brings the bloodied Sandman to the middle of the ring and unleashes a Crucifix Power bomb and follows for a cover. The referee turns around and makes the pin.
Styles Look at the blood pouring down Sandmans face its beautiful!
Tazz Im telling you now Joey Thorne hasnt heard the last of this
Styles That Tazz, is probably the only thing well ever agree on
Tazz And that Aerial is one ECW vixen (laughs again as Aerial walks past the announce table while holding up Kevin Thornes arm in victory)
*Bloodlust is playing through out the arena as Sandman looks up in unbelievably as Thorne walks down the tunnel in victory as we go to a commercial break*
== Commercial Break ===
(10:41pm)
== Backstage Segment ==
*We come back live backstage with Tommy Dreamer and Sabu*
Dreamer Sabu what the hell was that out there?
*Sabu stares at Dreamer with a steal chair in hand*
Dreamer What? You lost the match you Sabu, tapped out to CM Punk theres no disrespect in that, Sabu your one of the ECW family, you were the one that probally changed ECW forever but was that shit needed?
*Sabu continues to stare at Dreamer he looks at the ground now*
Dreamer Look at me!
*Dreamer slaps Sabu across the face, Sabu now stares right at Dreamer*
Dreamer Look you made me do that
*Out of know where Sabu drops the chair and starts repeat ably punching Dreamer who tries to fight back, punches Dreamer to the floor and grabs the chair. Sabu slams the chair right into Dreamers head, and again, and again, Sabu grins and gets out of the camera as Dreamer is scene laying on the concrete floor blooded up, the Camera now points directly above them on a painters walk and Sabu is standing up there, he points to the sky and jumps off hitting an Arabian Face buster right onto Dreamer, a chorus of HOLY SHIT chants fill the arena as Sabu and Dreamer lay on the ground. Sabu gets up and goes out of the camera view throwing the steel chair right at Dreamer whose bloodied as all hell as we go to yet another commercial break*
== Commercial Break ==
(10:49pm)
Match #3
Main Event
Extreme Rules
Rob Van Damn vs. Test
Match: The camera pans the ring as official have already put tables out and a ladder in the middle of the tunnel. A steel can with a whole heap of junk is sitting near the announce table. One of a Kind hits the arena as the crowd go on there feet. RVD makes his way out of the tunnel and down to the ring; he stands next to the ladder and climbs it, he does the RVD sign and looks over the crowd as his theme bellows over the P.A. Until Test comes out of the crowd and pushes over the ladder dropping RVD right into the crowd, the fan cheer as Test Climbs over the barrier and continues to beat down RVD, a fat fan touches Test, Test looks at him and pushes him too the ground and continues to throws rights at RVD, Test picks up RVD and throws him over the barricade and continues to force him up too the ring and follows up by throwing RVD into the ring. Test circles the ring and goes to the announce table and picks up the bin of objects he throws that into the ring and follows up by grabbing one of the tables, placed by the official before the match and slides that too into the ring, Test now enters the ring and is met by an RVD kendo stick, which was in the bin.. RVD continues to hits Test with the kendo stick until the stick itself has been completely warned down. RVD throws it down and continues to punch down test forcing him into the corner turnbuckle, RVD now Irish whips Test into the opposite turnbuckle and follows it up with a flying heel kick into to Test. RVD is first up and grabs the table, that Test brought in with him and sets it up in the middle of the ring. RVD grabs Test and shoves him onto the Table. RVD goes for the top turnbuckle and wants to end the match just as quick as it started but before RVD goes for the 5 Star Frog Splash Test lumps down and falls off the Table. RVD gets down and goes back after Test, but as RVD reaches him Test low blows RVD, stands up and power bombs RVD right through the Table RVD had planned on using. Test goes right for the pin fall. The ref counts, but RVD kicks out at the 2 count. Test shakes his head and goes for another pin which RVD kicks out of. Test looks up and stands up and follows it up by picking him up and Snap Suplex RVD on the Tables rubble, Test goes to the outside and now picks up the steel ring steps and throws both of them right into the ring. Test now picks up a second Table and slide that into the ring and he himself goes into the ring. Test picks up the steel steps and lines up RVD who is getting himself up via the turnbuckle. RVD gets up and turns around, ducks a charging Test, Test turns himself around and RVD kicks the Steel steps right into his face.
Tazz TEST just got TESTED!
Styles (laughing) Test just got a piece of his own medicine Tazz, you of all people should know that
RVD grabs the steel steps and sets them sup one opposite each other with a small cap in between, he grabs the second table it shoves it on top of them and goes to the outside picking up lent over Ladder which is resting on the barricade. RVD packs it up and slide it into the ring narrowly avoiding Tests blooded face.
Styles What in the hell is RVD thinking?
Tazz Knowing RVD it cant be good!
RVD slides into the ring and sets up the ladder in the top right turnbuckle. He picks up Test and lands a solid right to his head; He then shoves him onto the set up steel steps/table, RVD continues to throw rights at Tests head but out of know where Test grabs RVD by the throat and gets up, Test hits a large right to RVD and Irish whips him into the ropes, RVD returns and Test goes for his signature BIG BOOT and he connects. Test grabs RVD and goes for a TKO right onto the set up steel steps/table but before he unleashes Lashley hits the ring as the crowd go crazy and RVD is dropped to the ground. Lashley and Test start fighting back and fourth with Lashley gaining the upper hand. Lashley kicks Test in the gut and hits a Dominator right onto the steel steps/table. Lashley pushes away the steel steps and looks down at Test and taunts him. Lashley exits the ring. And continues down the tunnel, now holding up the ECW World title in which he dropped on the way too the ring. RVD is now up, unknowns to what just happened, climbs the ladder, as the crowd go on there feet, he does the RVD sign and hits a 5 ***** Frog Splash. RVD covers and the ref counts the three counts!
Tazz Lashley just saved RVD arse getting hammered!
Styles Your not wrong there Tazz, and what a match we just saw, this is ECW Tazz, not RAW or Smackdown or any other type of wrestling branch, this is Extreme, Championship Wrestling!
Tazz Styles this is ECW with Heymen back let me tell you this is going to be one crazy ECW
Styles Royal Rumble Test, RVD and Lashley, EXTREME RULES. The Royal Rumble is going to go off ECW style this Sunday Tazz!
*One of a Kind is hitting the P.A as the crowd are on there feet chanting ECW and RVD, mixed. RVD is on the top turnbuckle posing as ECW comes to a close*
== End Show ==
(11:04pm)