Ecw is falling apart

[Soul Crusher]

"OH MY GOD, what a lethal hit from the cookie sheet! Look at that, he just drove him through a (pre-cut) table!! My goodness, did you see that (semi-blocked) chair shot???"

This is your typical WWECW "Extreme Rules" match. I'm willing to bet this is what we'll be seeing this Tuesday. Two guys who are in no way "extreme", and are afraid of damaging their pretty faces by taking too many hits.