Why are you such a sensitive bitch, DVD technology? Why can't you stand up to anything?
When I was young, we used VHS tapes. You could drop those things as many times as you want and hold them in any way you choose. They might not have had the greatest picture quality in the world and I can't dispute that you hold more information. Sure, I don't have to rewind you. But at least VHS technology could take its lumps like a fucking man.
No, I couldn't have run them over with my car. But at least they still play in spite of tiny spots that nothing in particular seemed to cause. I mean, really. You stop working correctly for no good reason at all.
Fuck you, DVD technology. And your hot cousin, Blu Ray. I long for the day where we replace discs as a format.
When I was young, we used VHS tapes. You could drop those things as many times as you want and hold them in any way you choose. They might not have had the greatest picture quality in the world and I can't dispute that you hold more information. Sure, I don't have to rewind you. But at least VHS technology could take its lumps like a fucking man.
No, I couldn't have run them over with my car. But at least they still play in spite of tiny spots that nothing in particular seemed to cause. I mean, really. You stop working correctly for no good reason at all.
Fuck you, DVD technology. And your hot cousin, Blu Ray. I long for the day where we replace discs as a format.