DUMBEST Wrestling rumors
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oldschool6804
Dark Match Winner
pro wrestling is real thats not rumor, how do guys get so many serious injuries predetermined and fake are two different things even y2j said so on off the record!
Next Jericho
Robbie E's number one fan BRO
Darren Young is wrestler of the year.
Brutus Maguns takes steroids with Rob Terry.
Colin Delaney is John Morrison
Brutus Maguns takes steroids with Rob Terry.
Colin Delaney is John Morrison
You dumbass these are rumors that were actually reported not what you just make up.
Anyways ones sticking out in my mind are:
- Go Shiozaki being fired(or not being Hired, I forget) from the WWE for being too asian
- Tony Atlas told CM Punk not to tape his wrists because he would never make it doing that. He was already on ECW at this point, may have even been the champ.
- I think there were rumors that D'Lo Brown's WWF contract expired on Dec. 1999 and he was going to sign with WCW and be pushed to the main event, because he was a favorite of Vince Russo (like Jeff Jarrett).
- anyone else recall a news story awhile back that stated sabu was returning to the WWE as an Itialian pizza maker or something to that effect?
- CM Punk deaf rumour
- McMahon vs Bret Hart for the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania 26
#hamler
That's all folks.
They had to break Brusier Brody's legs to fit him in a cheap Puerto Rican casket.
Hogan vs. Zeus was supposed to headline WrestleMania 6.
The Iron Sheik was offered $100K to break Hogan's legs instead of dropping the belt to him.
Macho Man had his way with Stephanie (she was about 14 then) back in 94/95 and that Vince found out and that was the true ending for Macho Man in WWF.
Vampiro jumped out of a two story house because cops were called to his house and he awoke to three or four cops standing around his bed so he got up thinking they were robbing him and jumped out his window...oh shit, that ones true.
Hogan vs. Zeus was supposed to headline WrestleMania 6.
The Iron Sheik was offered $100K to break Hogan's legs instead of dropping the belt to him.
Macho Man had his way with Stephanie (she was about 14 then) back in 94/95 and that Vince found out and that was the true ending for Macho Man in WWF.
Vampiro jumped out of a two story house because cops were called to his house and he awoke to three or four cops standing around his bed so he got up thinking they were robbing him and jumped out his window...oh shit, that ones true.
SavageTaker
Everybody Has A Price!
I'm pretty sure this one is true. At least the part about breaking Hogan's leg.
Pay Per Ghost
What they f*ck happened in the thread section here
Sheik mentioned this in his induction speech, and he said other things, then they cued his music, and then he said other things...SHEIK RULESS!!!!
Vince had a HUGE psycho-sexual crush on Shawn, I'm thinking this ain't so dumb or a rumor.
What I remember that was reported (and I think was later substantiated in an interview that he had) was that he had his eardrum ruptured in one of his first matches in OVW against Danny Inferno.
DirtyJosé
Best angle of all: retirement
General Disarray is Mark Madden.
Actually, that's probably true.
Actually, that's probably true.
Spidey Revivey
Porn is okay here long as it ain't dudes.
Random MMA/UFC Fighters to take on The Undertaker. At Wrestlemania of all places.
Pay Per Ghost
What they f*ck happened in the thread section here
Random?? There's just been that one no?
Spidey Revivey
Porn is okay here long as it ain't dudes.
Yeah that was just an ambiguous remark. Just A MMA fighter in general taking on The Biggest Name In Wrestlemania.
Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra
Kinda Sorta Old School
Yea, that one being Brock Lesnar.
LitasRevenge79
Mrs. John Constantine
If you've seen the cover to her 'movie' you'd swear it was bigger...kinda like the rearview mirror disclosure "Objects in mirror (or in this case) on dvd cover, are larger than they appear" I'm sure X-Pac probably had to be intimidated being with someone who had a bigger 'friend' than his. Maybe that's what led him to the road of self-destruction, a guy who gets with a chick who has bigger cajones than him....
LitasRevenge79
Mrs. John Constantine
According to Matt Hardy...every year since 2004 has been THE year of Matt Hardy..lol. The year of Matt Hardy will be a quarter past armageddon.
DirtyJosé
Best angle of all: retirement
Apparently, eating a Quarter Pounder with Cheese after placing 5 Chicken McNuggets inside turns you into Matt Hardy.
So dumb. Everyone knows you have to add extra mayo.
So dumb. Everyone knows you have to add extra mayo.
LitasRevenge79
Mrs. John Constantine
That means that they will have to be more aggressive with their sexual harrassment policy with Batista on board. LOL. You know he'll be humping anything that has the XX chromosome.
Vincent Michaels
My weapon of choice? A green onion.
That Kane and Undertaker are actual brothers.
That Mickie James was fired because she had the hots for Cena while he was married.
That HHH is currently off TV because he failed a Wellness Policy test.
That Mickie James was fired because she had the hots for Cena while he was married.
That HHH is currently off TV because he failed a Wellness Policy test.
LitasRevenge79
Mrs. John Constantine
Of course, you do realize that Batista, being the sexist dude he is, posted naked pictures of Mickie James all over the WWE backstage area when she wouldn't go out with him...which is what led to her going to SD, keeping her and him on separate rosters, along with her hots for Cena. But plus, Batista had also tried getting with Shelly Martinez...aka Ariel, the she-vampire from ECW, and then contributed to getting her released from WWE. He's kinda a pig, he did make some passes at one of my girlfriends and I when he was in SD and at a house show when they passed thru our town one time, and it was me, my friend, and her 16 yr old little sister. Talk about creep!!
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