Don't you hate it...

[Monkey_Mania]

When you wake up and have an erection. Then realize you have to pee?


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[klunderbunker]

Amen.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

It does get annoying, especially when you need to piss. Doesn't make for a good show.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

It's either piss in the face, or bend it down. I never go that route. I just step in the shower. HAHA

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Its a catch 22 situation.... I surely don't want to piss on myself, but certainly don't want to bend it downwards.

Simply ouch.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

When you wake up and have an erection. Then realize you have to pee?


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For the longest time, I though erections occured when my "you know what" filled with pee. True story.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Its why I step in the shower. There is a drain there anyways. Plus if by chance piss flies in my face I can simply wash it off already.

Disgusting I know, but a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

For the longest time, I though erections occured when my "you know what" filled with pee. True story.

Because it always seemed like you got one when you had to take a piss right?



Same here. Adolescence is a bitch.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Because it always seemed like you got one when you had to take a piss right?



Same here. Adolescence is a bitch.

And once I peed, it was back to normal.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

True that. Now I can get an erection just walking through a mall. It provides a little inconvenience. But it's also a hell of a convo starter.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

That would suck. Getting an erection in a shopping centre..... never happened to me.

"I'm just saying".

 

[Murfish]

That is why I have a urinal installed in my house.

*sarcasm*

Actually you just lean forward and rest your hand on the wall(aim the hips/body down).

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Hmmm never thought of that just waited for it to "subside" abit then chanced it in the toilet.

 

[CCS]

I'm so glad im not in puberty anymore. I used to hate when random boners would pop up in random places.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Those days were fucked up something awful.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Still happens for me. I have a crazy libido.

 

[CCS]

I used to pop those bastards at the worst times. riding in a car , In the middle of church , while i was alseep on the couch , etc.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Still at 21.....

Ron Simmons enters the thread.
"...........Damn!"

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Still at 21.....

Ron Simmons enters the thread.
"...........Damn!"

It's my libido. I can't help that I have a crazy sex drive. It's also not like I get full on boners either. I've learned to stop that, It still get semi erect though.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Fair enough.

I used to get the bastards all the time, especially at school.

 

[CCS]

Wehen i was like 14 or 15 i seriously considering duct taping my dick to my thigh. But i figured it would hurt like a bitch and i'd rather have wood.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

i'd rather have wood.

That'd hurt like a bitch.

 

[Slyfox696]

So am I the only one who likes to play games in this situation? Like, distance pissing? See how far back you can stand, and still manage to hit the stream in the toilet?

I've gone several feet before. That game rules.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Never tried to play a piss game.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

When you wake up and have an erection. Then realize you have to pee?


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