Don't You Hate It...Part 2

[Spunky]

there is something about Spunky.

I didnt get the taters

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Do people still foreskins?

 

[Sparky]

you know what does really hurt with your foreskin though??

When you have unprotected sex and don't use lube. Tears the fucker. now that is painful.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Aussie Kiss her first. fix that RIGHT on up.


unless she runs out, and dries up. ive done it before. then yes, sucks.

 

[Sparky]

Aussie Kiss her first. fix that RIGHT on up.


unless she runs out, and dries up. ive done it before. then yes, sucks.

Yes I remember my uncle telling me bout it possibly happening. I laughed thinking he was joking. needless to say I trust my uncle now.

 

[Sparky]

and for the rest of your life because you tore it, everytime you go to the toilet its either pull your foreskin back or have it spray everywhere.

 

[Spunky]

you know what does really hurt with your foreskin though??

When you have unprotected sex and don't use lube. Tears the fucker. now that is painful.

Never happened, I always wear a dobber.

 

[nailinthecoffin]

"Want Respect. Wear A Condom"

God damn I hate those fucking adverts. However nothing beats going away at a girl like there no tomorrow, yanking it out at the last minute, tearing that fucking Condom off, and shooting your load in her face. Theres a sense of accomplishment in it.

Plus you know the entire time the girls thinking "Ha he's got a condom on he can't do it" and all your thinking is the theme tune to Walker, Texas Ranger coupled with the knowledge that regardless of what she thinks, she is getting a facial.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Actual conversation between Jake & Team Jake member.

Jake: ''Wear a condom last night?''
TJM: ''No''
Jake: ''Respect''

 

[Uncle Sam]

Do people still foreskins?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I thought they were docked off a birth.

Doctor: ''Well he's crying already so we may as well just chop it off''

 

[nailinthecoffin]

Actual conversation between Jake & Team Jake member.

Jake: ''Wear a condom last night?''
TJM: ''No''
Jake: ''Respect''

Manliest.Conversation.Ever.

Doctor: ''Well he's crying already so we may as well just chop it off''

It should be applied to all males at birth, plus whenever you have sex with someone you feel like a pornstar.

 

[Spunky]

"Want Respect. Wear A Condom"

God damn I hate those fucking adverts. However nothing beats going away at a girl like there no tomorrow, yanking it out at the last minute, tearing that fucking Condom off, and shooting your load in her face. Theres a sense of accomplishment in it.

Plus you know the entire time the girls thinking "Ha he's got a condom on he can't do it" and all your thinking is the theme tune to Walker, Texas Ranger coupled with the knowledge that regardless of what she thinks, she is getting a facial.

Tough shit if she dont!

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It should be applied to all males at birth, plus whenever you have sex with someone you feel like a pornstar.

Not with my lack of testicles I don't.

 

[nailinthecoffin]

I think because of that its perfectly acceptable to slap any woman you feel the need to have sex with, in the face with your penis.

 

[Spunky]

I've only dick slapped one girl...

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Look up showers vs. growers, mon frere. I would think that you would know the distinction, given your apparent fascination with all things related to sex.

Regardless what you may of heard, I'm not as big into penises as you might think.

None the less, I checked up on this.. I'm a grower. Yup. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.

It should be applied to all males at birth, plus whenever you have sex with someone you feel like a pornstar.

Mainly it's done at birth to prevent extra infection and stuff of that nature. I never had it done though.

As for the pornstar thing.. I actually feel like a pornstar because I do more than one position, do more than one sexual act, involve objects, and often try to invite a camera crew.

I've only dick slapped one girl...

I've done this. Well, if it's what I'm picturing of me doing in my head. It's the best when they aren't expecting it, and you're full on hard. Bout knocked her off the couch the other night. BAM BITCH, what's for dinner?!

 

[nailinthecoffin]

I was about to start some rant then but the camera crew comment cracked me up. Plus my laptop died today so Im using the PS3s sucky browser to write this. God damn unreliable Sony Vaio.