Don't You Hate It...Part 2

[Cena's Little Helper]

Don't you hate it when your penis goes flaccid or when you get shrinkage and your pubes get caught in your foreskin?

NOTE: Mighty NorCal, you need not respond to this thread. We all know that your dick is two feet long and that the problem I am complaining about doesn't affect you.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I trim down, baby. So I never have that issue.

 

[nailinthecoffin]

I don't have foreskin...I believe I win on this issue.

 

[Murfish]

When your scrotum goes turtle. Now THAT shit sucks.

 

[THE METAL]

i hate when asians act all tuff its like

"you watch you say! i punch in mouth!"

 

[TheOneBigWill]

i hate when asians act all tuff its like

"you watch you say! i punch in mouth!"

okay, I get that it's the bar room and stupidity can run wild.. but WATCH THE RACIST REMARKS!

 

[THE METAL]

ok i respect that.

 

[Deadman]

I hate it when it gets hard while your next to your hot science teacher giving a presentation on hormones in the human body.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Worst case situation for me, was 6th grade.

I was wearing sweat pants. Erection hit. Looked like I was fucking pointing at people for about 20 minutes. 5 of those minutes were walking down a hallway to my next class. Definately a bad moment in Will's history.

 

[Deadman]

Haha ::rofl:: I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

 

[Mr. TM]

Can we get that post deleted up there? Will is too nice to inflict the pain that guy deserved.

 

[Ms. TM Canada]

How incredibly nauseating. I'm so disgusted. (By the racist pig up there, not the topic).

As for the topic, I really can't say I know what it's like, but it sounds unpleasant. Maybe a trimmer of some sort would ease the problem?

 

[CCS]

Never had such a problem.

 

[nailinthecoffin]

i hate when asians act all tuff its like

"you watch you say! i punch in mouth!"

Is it wrong that I really didn't get what THE FUCK that tool was on about? Like was that a dig or just a random foolish remark?

 

[Derf]

I shave down there, and dude, if you have problems with hair in your foreskin, maybe it;s time you go for a shave as well.

And now to my embarrassing boner story when I was in gr 7, we were coming back from a school fieldtrip, and about 8 of us were sitting in the back of the bus. I wasn't friends with many of em, but thats where we sat anyways. One of the guys looked at me funny, and then shouted "Erics got a Boner!" I was shocked and embarrassed, espsially since I didn't have one. Luckly, snce we were all about 12 or 13 at the time, my reply was simple and great.

"At least I can get one."

He congradualted me on a good burn and shut up for the rest of the ride.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

dont have foreskin. so yea, no.

 

[Sparky]

Either you have really long pubes or a small penis.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Either you have really long pubes or a small penis.

can't it be a little of both?

 

[Sparky]

your saying his Pubes are igger then his penis?

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Either you have really long pubes or a small penis.

It must be the case then that I am either susceptible to extreme shrinkage or that the girls I've been with are too nice. I'll say it's both.

 

[Sparky]

K Dizzle FTW

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I've suffered from extreme shrinkage before. Winter does that to you, when you wander outside in shorts and randomly stay over a period of time in the freezing cold wind.

The one thing I've always been curious of is the porno erection/hanging mode. I can't imagine how weird that must sound. Its what I believe happens when a pornstar has had sex so much, that his penis remains in an erect form, without the hardness. So it dangles, in the same length it'd be erect.

 

[Spunky]

It only happened once thank god!

But when I was at home one day, I went for a piss and everything was going well, Until it came to zipping up, The zip caught skin on top of my shaft, The pain was incredible.

It looked like a white lump on my zip, And I wasnt going back over it. So I pulled the zip away from my body, And I just heard a pop, And it fucking bled bad, I was that scared I went to the doctors, Luckily it scabbed over, And I was out of action for around two weeks.

Still got a scar from it.

 

[Sparky]

It only happened once thank god!

But when I was at home one day, I went for a piss and everything was going well, Until it came to zipping up, The zip caught skin on top of my shaft, The pain was incredible.

It looked like a white lump on my zip, And I wasnt going back over it. So I pulled the zip away from my body, And I just heard a pop, And it fucking bled bad, I was that scared I went to the doctors, Luckily it scabbed over, And I was out of action for around two weeks.

Still got a scar from it.

there is something about Spunky.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

I've suffered from extreme shrinkage before. Winter does that to you, when you wander outside in shorts and randomly stay over a period of time in the freezing cold wind.

The one thing I've always been curious of is the porno erection/hanging mode. I can't imagine how weird that must sound. Its what I believe happens when a pornstar has had sex so much, that his penis remains in an erect form, without the hardness. So it dangles, in the same length it'd be erect.

Look up showers vs. growers, mon frere. I would think that you would know the distinction, given your apparent fascination with all things related to sex.