Domestic football - spam version

[Lee]

Fucking Defoe

 

[Lee]

I'm about to have a heart attack.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Poor Rob Elliot. Just can't catch a break.

 

[Lee]

Poor Rob Elliot. Just can't catch a break.

He's in the Ireland squad.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I reiterate:

Poor Rob Elliot. Just can't catch a break.

 

[Барбоса]

The Ireland squad where he gets to work with Roy Keane...

 

[Lee]

And Martin O Neill and McLean.

Fuck it we won. I had a dream we'd win 1-0 with remy after 4 mins. Why I didn't put the bet on? I was at work. Ah well we won. At Spurs. Yes!

I hate Spurs.

 

[Blade]

Nice one, Newcastle. If you guys could keep beating big teams not named Arsenal, that'd be great...

 

[Lee]

If you could beat Man U 5-0 that would be nice.

Mackems v City first though.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I really, really, really - really, really - want Arsenal to beat Manchester United, but Rooney and (thanks to injury) Januzaj are both in my fantasy team. Oh, so conflicted!

Fantasy team really does make my allegiances warp and shift. It's quite horrible.

 

[Uncle Sam]

My views on Sunderland:

lolwat

 

[Lee]

Ramsey and Giroud are in mine. I dropped Mertesaker for the week.


Also fucking dirty mackem bastards!

 

[TLC]

I would only be happy with Arsenal dicking United is if Ramsey scores all their goals.

 

[Lee]

United won mate.

 

[Loveless]

Thankful for the international break, it'll give me time for Silva and Lloris to return and to restructure my squad. Time for Barkley to go and I'm looking at Sturridge and Giroud.

 

[Blade]

God damnit. I had Sunderland to go down this season. Then Poyet comes along.

I really, really, really - really, really - want Arsenal to beat Manchester United, but Rooney and (thanks to injury) Januzaj are both in my fantasy team. Oh, so conflicted!

Fantasy team really does make my allegiances warp and shift. It's quite horrible.

Is your fantasy team more important than watching United fail miserably this season? Priorities, Sam! Priorities!

 

[Lee]

The mackems are playing like they did against us. Like a non league team without any formation. This usually pays off against PL teams.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'd never root for Man U to beat Arsenal - I'm not a monster - but is it so much to ask for, say, both Januzaj and Rooney to score (and perhaps assist one another) in a 3-2 loss? That's all I'm looking for.

 

[Lee]

Ramsey and Giroud to score please. 5-0 would put us 8th

 

[Loveless]

I'd never root for Man U to beat Arsenal - I'm not a monster - but is it so much to ask for, say, both Januzaj and Rooney to score (and perhaps assist one another) in a 3-2 loss? That's all I'm looking for.

Someone who truly hated Man U would never have one of their players in their squad, thus avoiding conflict. You dirty Manc lover.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Guess I'm alone in wanting Utd to win then.

 

[Blade]

I'd never root for Man U to beat Arsenal - I'm not a monster - but is it so much to ask for, say, both Januzaj and Rooney to score (and perhaps assist one another) in a 3-2 loss? That's all I'm looking for.

I'll allow it as long as Ozil and Ramsey are the scorers and assisters.

 

[Lee]

We're 2 points off Man City, level with Man U. We've lost to mackems and Hull. We failed to score past West Ham.

Not boring is it?

 

[Loveless]

Watching Newcastle is a strange experience right now. We've gone from shambolic to looking one of the most solid teams in the league, in the space of a few games.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Guess I'm alone in wanting Utd to win then.

Nah, I'd be partial to a United win too, seeing as it would put us above City now.

I think it's going to be a draw though. Probably 0-0.

We're 2 points off Man City, level with Man U. We've lost to mackems and Hull. We failed to score past West Ham.

Not boring is it?

Watching Newcastle is a strange experience right now. We've gone from shambolic to looking one of the most solid teams in the league, in the space of a few games.

I said it at the start of the season, but the league this year is just going to be incredibly unpredictable. We're less than a 3rd of the way through and already a good number of teams have had games where they look great and some where they look shambolic. Crystal Palace aside, they'e just been consistently balls.