Domestic football - spam version

[Blade]

It's an odd season when "Aaron Ramsey first to score" is 11/1...

 

[Loveless]

Haha the #MoyesOut has started already on Twitter, based just on the teamsheet.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

I haven't been paying too much attention this season. All I can derive from the tables is that David Moyes is shit compared to Fergie, and Southampton are either good or lucky.

 

[Blade]

Januzaj is on the bench, ouch.

Surely Ramsey should be through the middle, Ozil on the right...

 

[Lee]

Here I am stuck in the middle with Giroud.

 

[Lee]

So Stoke eh.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Rooney with the assist but it still hurts. It still hurts.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

We'll that's my 0-0 prediction buggered. Chuffed all the same

 

[Барбоса]

Got a good chuckle out of the claims that Van Persie had scored with a 'great header'.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

It was closer to 'great' than 'poor'

 

[Барбоса]

No, it wasn't.

How could it be considered even a poor header when he failed to get his head to it?

 

[Blade]

Seriously, what is wrong with Ozil today?

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Ah it came off his shoulder? The stream quality I'm watching isn't the best but Facebook has filled in the gap.

Best shoulder goal of the season so far then.

 

[Барбоса]

Ozil has been anonymous for the last 3-4 games.

Very little running in him.

 

[Blade]

He was very good against both Dortmund and Liverpool. But today, he's misplacing passes that he really shouldn't be...

Edit: WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE TAKE A SHOT THERE!? PFtTTKKKHH

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Only our 3rd clean sheet of the season but I think that's gonna give Jones, Evans and Smalling a confidence boost. Smalling in particular had a decent game aside from that chance he had from RVPs free kick.

 

[Барбоса]

He was very good against both Dortmund and Liverpool. But today, he's misplacing passes that he really shouldn't be...

Ozil was decent against Dortmund at home but I have to disagree with his performances against Liverpool and Dortmund away. I thought he was by far the least effective of Arsenal's midfield in both those games and was largely anonymous for long stretches.

He just looks to have no fight in him and at times, rather than being a passing master, he looks like he just wants to get rid of the ball as quickly as possible in case he has to deal with a tackle.

 

[Lee]

I hate international breaks. Hard to get excited about Townsend when Mike Williamson kept him in check.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Give me Stoke/Sunderland over England and...Chile(?) any day.

 

[Lee]

Best league in the world!

Sat 14th December is the Clash of the Titans.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It's only the best league in the world because Stoke are in it. Next season the Championship will be the best league in the world.

Stoke/Hull isn't the same without A) That Luther cunt & B) that Phil Brown cunt

 

[Lee]

Luther is easily traceable, he searches the forums every so often.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Nobody likes stalkers.

 

[Lee]

Apart from Sting.

 

[Miko]

I hate international breaks. Hard to get excited about Townsend when Mike Williamson kept him in check.

Agreed. I mean, if it'd been a 3 man effort between him, Santon and Cabaye I'd understand, but since it was all Mike Williamson on his own, one does wonder what the fuss is about.

Actually, speaking of overrated Spurs/former Spurs players, are we finally ready to admit that Bale is pretty good, or are our heads still in the sand on that subject? I've lost track.