Domestic football - spam version

[Lee]

THREEEEEEEEE NILLLLLLLLLL

 

[Loveless]

I want 5

 

[Барбоса]

As well as Newcastle played, my God, Utd were woeful. Their midfield was non-existent again and Rooney and Berbatov did absolutely nothing

 

[Lee]

 

[Loveless]

I'm looking forward to what Man City do to them this weekend.

 

[Lee]

And what we do to Blackburn.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Dat Free-Kick from Cabaye...

 

[Lee]

Well my three fantasy players for the toon did well today:
Ba - assist + goal + el capitain
Cabaye - Goal
Timmy Krul - assist

 

[Leeds Guy]

Thank you Newcastle, for giving me an enjoyful evening laughing at how bad the scummers are.

 

[¡Roján!]

Leeds guy, we meet again. Just like our teams this Saturday. Leeds will pull off an upset, I'm calling it.

 

[Lee]

Thank you Newcastle, for giving me an enjoyful evening laughing at how bad the scummers are.

 

[Tastycles]

Nope. I'll keep an eye out for him though. Guessing he'll be the tallest guy in the ground, and the one with the shoe-iest socks.

Not the tallest, there's a guy who is about 7 foot that goes. I'll be wearing the socks in your honour. I'm sitting near the Charlton fans with an attractive lady that I used to sleep with when I was 18. It's part of my new year's resolution to live in the past.

 

[Барбоса]

It's part of my new year's resolution to live in the past.

I made that resolution 10 years ago and look where it has gotten me

 

[Lee]

I woke up, went to work, came back.

Apparently Newcastle United DID beat Manchester United 3-0.

 

[Lee]

 

[¡Roján!]

Before Henry:

After Henry:

 

[Lee]

Kieran Lee, 180/1 first goal scorer tonight. Mark my words

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

You tempted to go for any Ba hat-tricks at the African Cup?

 

[Lee]

When I put them on he doesn't get them.

 

[Lee]

Dammit Simpson was about 60 to 1 to score first.

 

[Lee]

I thought there was a chill about 15 minutes ago. It was hell freezing over. Andy Caroll scores at Anfield.

 

[Loveless]

Bloody ITV, further proving what a shit channel they are.

 

[¡Roján!]

How come?

 

[Барбоса]

Bloody ITV, further proving what a shit channel they are.

How come?

I would guess it is their policy of buying the rights to the FA Cup and then failing to mention it at all.

I mean it is not like to top two teams in the land have been drawn to play each other in the 3rd round

 

[Loveless]

I would guess it is their policy of buying the rights to the FA Cup and then failing to mention it at all.
I mean it is not like to top two teams in the land have been drawn to play each other in the 3rd round

Essentially. Nearly 30 games being played and are they showing any of them? Nope! The highlights aren't even on until 11:30pm.
They may have the Manchester Derby tomorrow but that doesn't make up for the complete lack of games today. It's disrespectful to the small clubs and it's damaging to the cup when they completely ignore something like Everton Vs Tanworth which I would have loved to see.
I've always hated ITV for being a shit low-brow channel for morons but they can't even do football right anymore. I was dismayed that they got any England games at the Euros this year.