Domestic football - spam version

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

FA Cup first round draw has been made

Some Selected Ties

Alfreton Town or Lincoln City v Carlisle United
FC Halifax Town v Charlton Athletic
MK Dons v Nantwich Town
Maidenhead United v Aldershot Town
Plymouth Argyle v Stourbridge

 

[Lee]

There's also a potential Gateshead v Blyth Spartans game.

Me v Kip the Fury!

 

[Lee]

One Size is off injured.

 

[Барбоса]

Luke Young doing his fellow defenders no good by running around like a headless chicken

 

[Lee]

I hate Spurs.

Though Bales last goal was a cracker.

 

[¡Roján!]

Is anyone familiar with Jim McIntyre? Dunfermline manager? Well, it turns out, my dad has played golf with him quite a few times, and he tells me this whilst we're on our way to a restaurant to have a meal with him. Crazy. His daughter, by the way, is well, how should I put this? BANG tidy.

 

[Барбоса]

Lee, did you put your bet on for tonight?

 

[Барбоса]

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

How many penalty's have Stoke had so far this season?

 

[Lee]

Lee, did you put your bet on for tonight?

Twice I haven't put it on. TWICE.

Fucking third in the league.

 

[Loveless]

Fucking third in the league.

Indeed. That's Chelsea overtaken, next up it's the wankers in red.

 

[Lee]

Indeed. That's Chelsea overtaken, next up it's the wankers in red.

We win on saturday we go second due to the early kick off. I've never wanted to see the mackems win so badly.

Fucking come on!

 

[Tastycles]

Well done Newcastle. Demba Ba repays my faith.

 

[Lee]

I'm loving how pissed off Stoke are at a Black Muslim scoring a hatrick past them.

 

[Lee]

When was the last time a london club was outside the top 3 after 10 games?

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

When was the last time a london club was outside the top 3 after 10 games?

Did a fair bit of digging but I found an answer, it was during the 1999/2000 season where the top 3 was Leeds United, Manchester United and Sunderland

 

[Lee]

Oh dear!

 

[Lee]

Andy Carroll (35million) has averaged a goal every 283.5 mins in the PL this season, Demba Ba (free transfer) has averaged a goal every 69.1 mins in the PL this season.

 

[Барбоса]

When was the last time a london club was outside the top 3 after 10 games?

Technically, it has not happened yet this season. Spurs have only played 9 games and a 4-0 win in that game in hand would put them 3rd

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

The last time Celtic were outside the Top 2 after 13 games was back in the 1998-99 season when we were manged by Jozef Venglos and we had the strike partnership of Mark Viduka & Henrik Larsson

 

[Lee]

Technically, it has not happened yet this season. Spurs have only played 9 games and a 4-0 win in that game in hand would put them 3rd

Technically spurs can suck my balls.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

The last time Celtic were outside the Top 2 after 13 games was back in the 1998-99 season when we were manged by Jozef Venglos and we had the strike partnership of Mark Viduka & Henrik Larsson

Was that Dr Venglos? Viduka and Larsson, those were the days. And that French left-back who loved a bit of a scrap, can't remember his name though.

 

[Lee]

Mark Viduka

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Technically, it has not happened yet this season. Spurs have only played 9 games and a 4-0 win in that game in hand would put them 3rd

That's at home to Everton is it not?

 

[Lee]

Speaking of at home to Everton...