Domestic football - spam version

[Lee]

Ferguson claims that Man U v Liverpool is the biggest game IN THE WORLD.

Yet he doesn't bring Rooney/Nani on until they're 1-0 down. My fantasy team will be fucked this week.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Pretty good game there for Liverpool. Think we've all but earned full respect back after last seasons dismal performance and people should really see us as one of the big threats again.

Steven Gerrard bagging that goal couldn't have been wrote better, sadly though it wasn't to be perfect. A draw we can take. Good result.

 

[¡Roján!]

Liverpool 1-1 Man Utd
Man City 2-0 Aston Villa
Norwich 1-1 Swansea
QPR2-0 Blackburn
Stoke 0-1 Fulham
Wigan 1-0 Bolton
Chelsea 2-3 Everton
West Brom 1-2 Wolves
Arsenal 4-0 Sunderland
Newcastle 2-2 Tottenham

I have a feeling I might get the Liverpool score right.

 

[Tastycles]

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Louie Soares!

 

[Lee]

He's big, he's class the bench is for his ass Andy Caroll Andy Caroll!

 

[¡Roján!]

God, I do worry about Wigan. It's a shame, I really like that Ricardo Rodriguez, or whatever his name is, fella. He's actually very wise and knows what he's talking about. There was a time where I though he'd be the succesor to Wenger.

 

[Lee]

I didn't realise Lebron had a stake in Liverpool.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

God, I do worry about Wigan. It's a shame, I really like that Ricardo Rodriguez, or whatever his name is, fella. He's actually very wise and knows what he's talking about. There was a time where I though he'd be the succesor to Wenger.

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[¡Roján!]

Why are we so pathetic?

 

[Барбоса]

Does Koscielny actually know the offside rule? He is playing everyone onside all the time

 

[Ming]

What a free kick.

 

[Tastycles]

Van Persie has basically just spent 90 minutes showing that he's too good for Arsenal.

 

[¡Roján!]

Van Persie has basically just spent 90 minutes showing that he's too good for Arsenal.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

God, I do worry about Wigan. It's a shame, I really like that Ricardo Rodriguez, or whatever his name is, fella. He's actually very wise and knows what he's talking about. There was a time where I though he'd be the succesor to Wenger.

I was thinking about how everyone was going mad for him for keeping them up last year. "They can get into the top 10 next season, then europe in 2-3." Not looking likely!

 

[¡Roján!]

A recent statement reveals that sky sports will only be showing man utd on its channels next season. Liverpool can be found on the history channel, Chelsea are on the african channels, man city are to be found on the shopping channel and arsenal are of course going to be shown on the cartoon network.

 

[Ming]

A recent statement reveals that sky sports will only be showing man utd on its channels next season. Liverpool can be found on the history channel, Chelsea are on the african channels, man city are to be found on the shopping channel and arsenal are of course going to be shown on the cartoon network.

Really? I heard that Arsenal are moving to Comedy Central.

 

[Барбоса]

Ledley King is injured? I do not believe my eyes

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Why didn't Steven Taylor just pretend he was shot again to get away with conceding a penalty?

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Oh my god I've just seen the points for this week's fantasy league, I gather Fergie and Mancini has fucked up everybody involved

Deffenitly a Penalty in the Spurs VS Newcastle match

 

[Ming]

Ledley Kripple should just go ahead and retire at the end of the season.

 

[Барбоса]

Has Lee got his fiver on a Ba hat trick this week?

 

[¡Roján!]

Really? I heard that Arsenal are moving to Comedy Central.

?

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Glentoran VS Linfield Tomorow Night.... Eastenders it is then

 

[Lee]

Has Lee got his fiver on a Ba hat trick this week?

Nah I had £2 on Ba scoring in a 3-2 victory.

We fucking bossed them
It was a pen
The ref was shit
The linesman was worse
Danny Simpson was shit
Parker, Modric and Bale pull the other one.

It's best summed up by 'Arry

"When you're leading with five to six minutes to go you're looking for three points and I thought there was only one winner at that point. Once they made it 2-2 it looked they were the team to win it. When you come here, it's tough. They're in good form and Alan Pardew has done a fantastic job with them."

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

There's now talk Alan Pardew being the next England manager....