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[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Game in hand to maybe cut it back to 7. Should have let the cheating Swiss take our place in the Europa League, unlikely to do us many favours considering Rangers don't have any european stuff going on.

Yeah being let back in has completly back fired on us, maybe best if we play our Reserves/Youngsters in the Europa Cup and just go for the league, I should say we need to win all our games between now and Christmas and hope Rangers slip up a couple of times to get us back into it

 

[Lee]

Fucking hell fulham

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Fulham 6-0 QPR

I think Tasty might be a bit happy about this result

 

[¡Roján!]

Handball. Fuck Mike Riley, also, Arsenal were playing quite well. Coquelin is a keeper.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Danny Graham finally has his first Swansea goal

 

[Lee]

A few of you are asking why Tottenham's Rafael van der Vaart wasn't booked for running into the crowd to celebrate his goal. I don't know, because he should have been. He'd already been shown a yellow card for a late challenge on Kieran Gibbs, so technically, he should be off. Only referee Mike Dean can explain why he isn't.

Same happened last year with Tevez v NUFC

Andy Johnson scores his first Premier League hat-trick and becomes the first player to score three or more goals for Fulham in a Premier League match.

Wow!

 

[Барбоса]

There really are some very poor defences in the Premier League this year

 

[Lee]

There really are some very poor defences in the Premier League this year

Not for the toon though!

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

What did Jol give his players before that game?

 

[Lee]

Ramsey with one back.

 

[Барбоса]

Arsenal's lack of concentration is frightening at times

Also their defence has a chronic habit of letting a long ball bounce. Is it any wonder they gets themselves in trouble?

 

[¡Roján!]

Arsenal were the better team overall, and, the first goal was handball. But, at the end of the day our defence was frail as always. Mertesacker played suprisingly well, but Song and Sagna were all over the place. Coquelin has a bright future ahead of him.

We never won but, at least Adebayor didn't score. When we play them on the 26th Feb (I'm there) we'll win and at the end of the season, judging by today's performance we'll have the last laugh.

 

[¡Roján!]

P.S why are all Spurs fans shirtless yobs?

 

[Ming]

5-1 was a nice result. Lampard's comeback this week has been fucking awesome.

Arsenal's defence is probably the worst in the league at this point.

 

[Ming]

P.S why are all Spurs fans shirtless yobs?

Because they're pricks.

 

[Lee]

I think Bolton have the worst defence.

 

[¡Roján!]

Arsenal's defence is probably the worst in the league at this point.

There's exaggerating and then there's this. Our set-piece defending is the worst in the league. However, our normal defending is average but, not good enough for us. It's not that we can't tackle or head the ball, it's lapses of concentration that kill us. We are nowhere near worst in the league!

 

[Lee]

There's exaggerating and then there's this. Our set-piece defending is the worst in the league. However, our normal defending is average but, not good enough for us. It's not that we can't tackle or head the ball, it's lapses of concentration that kill us. We are nowhere near worst in the league!

Yes actually you are, before this weeks games you were second worst for goals conceded behind only Bolton.

 

[Lee]

goals conceded: Bolton 21 Blackburn 17 Arsenal 16

Third worst in the league.

 

[¡Roján!]

goals conceded: Bolton 21 Blackburn 17 Arsenal 16

Third worst in the league.

DAMN IT, LEE!

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

P.S why are all Spurs fans shirtless yobs?

There was a guy who looked like Kurt Cobain in the crowd in line with the left-side penalty box.

 

[Lee]

mcclaren steps down

 

[Барбоса]

Unsurprising, considering his Forest side made the Bolton, Blackburn and Arsenal defences look like Franco Baresi's AC Milan

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Well his reign has been a farce since he joined Forrest, although it really isn't going to help his already poor reputation in England

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I swear McClaren actually has schizophrenia. One minute he's a good manager, the next he's putting on phony Dutch accents, then he wins the league with FC Twente, and then he's busy telling his own team they're shit.