Domestic football - spam version

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Georginio Wijnaldum - might be the best signing of the summer.

 

[stingray11214]

Could Cech be even worse than Szczeny? Is that position cursed? SMH.

Maurinho is looking like a genius right now. Cheldea knew something was up when they let Cech go. Those two goals my mother could have saved. Wenger has a lot of egg on his face right now.

 

[Stone Cold Tea]

Cech is worth 12-15 points a season. Don't you guys dare deny it! He's already handed the Hammers 3

 

[L@RISANO]

ManCity up by 2 goals within 30mins.

Aguero on the bench alongwith Zabaleta.

 

[Lee]

They were also playing West Brom.

Georginio Wijnaldum - might be the best signing of the summer.

FACT

 

[Lee]

Friday night football, don't forget fantasy deadline is tonight!

 

[Uncle Sam]

I've been trying to hide that fact from all of my fantasy rivals. Every inch, y'know?

 

[Lee]

I've been trying to hide that fact from all of my fantasy rivals. Every inch, y'know?

I gave a five minute warning.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

I had a dream that 2 of my players scored 39 and 44 points respectively. Words can't express the sadness I felt when I woke up and remembered Memphis only got me 3 points last night.

 

[Uncle Sam]

That's what happens when you let Jerry Lawler choose players for you.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

That took me far too long to get

 

[Lee]

He'll get a few past Newcastle on sat I'm sure.

 

[Lee]

Thauvin done deal. A LB and back up RB would be nice now.

 

[Lee]

Liverpool or Arsenal this weekend?

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Liverpool or Arsenal this weekend?

Arsenal... I just don't see Liverpool wining.... Although they could very well surprise me and win.

 

[Lee]

I see Arsenal because they do this all the time, have a couple of crappy games then pull out a big performance.

That and Liverpools ref from Monday's reffing the Newcastle/Man U game.

 

[Барбоса]

It is a bit up in the air really. Arsenal could click and pass Liverpool to death or they could fall back into their old ways and get completely steamrollered by Benteke.

How Coquelin deals with Coutinho should have a big effect on the game.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Going for an Arsenal win, Liverpools defence is still finding it's feet and i fear Arsenals attack will run them ragged. Clyne has started very well but Gomez is far to raw to throw in there and Arsenal will target him if he starts. Lovren and Skrtel will struggle to contain Arsenals forward line. Why Sakho isn't starting is beyond me, we need his physicality to bully a team like Arsenal. Our only hope is to sit tight and hit them on the counter with quick balls to Coutiniho and Benteke. Would be the ideal game to play Lucas in DM for but Rodgers doesn't rate him for some reason.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Sorry, Lee, but I've got Darmian and Rooney in my squad and I thirst for bloood.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

FUCKSAKE. Bought Gomis, didn't put him in the line up forgetting I was set up in a 3-5-2.

I'm set for a Villa year already.

 

[Blade]

Arsenal 3-1 to me. Sanchez should be just about match fit now, and raring to fuck some shit up. As long as Mertesacker can keep an eye on Benteke, Arsenal should be ok here.

United and Spurs both drawing makes me a happy camper.

 

[Lee]

Took fucking Callum Wilson out my fantasy team and he gets a hattrick.

 

[Dave]

I've had to make some transfers. Tottenham look appalling this year and there is no support for Harry Kane; who was the final point of my attack. Swapped him out for Benteke and managed to save myself some money. Berahino's head has been turned by Spurs, so he's been awful, too... So he's out. Managed to pick up Mahrez and Kompany with the money that I've budgeted. Took the Wildcard option before the season really starts too. Here's to new beginnings, I guess.

 

[Lee]

I actually thought I'd signed Mahrez last week but didn't.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Next week I'm not going to make Aguero or Hazard my captain. Not because I don't need the points, but because when I make one of them captain, the other performs better.

Schlupp as captain, Anya as vice. Balls to it.