Domestic football - spam version

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Pfft community shield. The return of Sami to Anfield and the Galway-Cork hurling semi-final has my sporting attention for today.

EDIT: Website for fantasy football. http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb.html

 

[Gelgarin]

Mean old website won't let me register.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Fantasy league is up
Code for classic league 921688-225477
Code for head to head league 921688-225560

Joined.

Team name is the Phallus Cowboys

 

[Gelgarin]

So it's letting other people register accounts?

I tried signing up with a couple of email addresses but its neglecting to send me a confirmation link. Figured it was just a problem on their end.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

I had an account from last year so i simply had to enter my e-mail address and password from last year to re-activate it.
I was going to try and register with another e-mail address to see if i got the same problems you did but then i realised quite a few people do that as a way of cheating and i would probably get banned.

 

[Lee]

Rodwell to City.

Toon have signed Anita.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Rodwell to City is a strange one, the lad's hamstring is absolutely fucked.

I work in Liverpool and every Everton fan I've spoke to at work cannot believe they got so much for him, even though he is so talented.

6 hamstring operations in 18 months is what I'm hearing. They don't reckon he'll play more than 15 games next year, which is a shame as he is a very good player.

 

[Loveless]

Fantasy league is up
Code for classic league 921688-225477
Code for head to head league 921688-225560

The server encountered an error that prevents it from completing your request.

Motherfuckers
Lol charity shield, I don't think anyone even realised it was on.

 

[a0161613]

The Rodwell move is all about FFP. They needed someone cheap. They were after Allen and seem desperate to balance their books.

 

[Ming]

A lot of people think Mancini's got nothing to do with the signing.

 

[Tastycles]

Rodwell is average at best, totally bizarre purchase - an injury prone squad player is literally useless. A bit like when Chelsea got Steve Sidwell, but at least he was free.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Rodwell's always seemed like someone who always showed some promise but never came near reaching the potential the media claimed he had, it's a ridiculous fee but if it stops them going for Agger then il be delighted.

 

[Ming]

As for the fantasy league, I'm unable to register.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

There's 3 people now who can't register. They must have more people registering then they expected. I see Gelgarin finally got signed up though so keep trying i guess.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Rumors are going around that we are very close to getting Nuri Sahin on loan from madrid. Im going to stay calm however until i see it confirmed.

Ah screw waiting for confirmation.

 

[Brilliant Human Being]

Sahin would be a massive coup for Liverpool. Massively better than Henderson, Adam and Spearing all put together.

Oh, and I'll join this fantasy league. I won it last year if memory serves, can't really be leaving my title undefended.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

United have all but signed RVP. I hope Rojan doesn't hang himself.

 

[MCMG]

I hope he fails miserably at united. There is a small hope that he, Rooney and Kagawa won't be able to fit in the same team and get in each others way.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

RVP Rooney
Young Kagawa Valencia
Carrick
Evra Vidic Ferdinand Jones
De Gea​

 

[Loveless]

The Fantasy league is up, at least for me.

Hose Moreinyou - Middlesex Shooters

 

[a0161613]

RVP Rooney
Young Kagawa Valencia
Carrick
Evra Vidic Ferdinand Jones
De Gea​

I dont fear that United team. It's got a soft backend. The centre backs are past their best, full backs are better going forward, Carrick is not a good anchor for any midfield and a dodgy keeper.

 

[Барбоса]

This should be the season that Smalling and Jones get their chance to establish themselves in the First XI; although there is the chance that SAF would prefer to buy ready made replacements rather than rely on youngsters at the back to pry the title from City

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

I dont fear that United team. It's got a soft backend. The centre backs are past their best, full backs are better going forward, Carrick is not a good anchor for any midfield and a dodgy keeper.

Evans had a good run in defense last year covering for Vidic while Ferdinand perhaps played more than he expected. Evans, Smalling and maybe Jones will miss the start of the season, but all 3 can play well at the back. (Though I'd much rather see Jones in the midfield, which brings me to...)

Carrick was the name I put in because I see him starting more than Scholes, Fletcher's return is unknown, Cleverley needs more time before claiming that central position and Anderson is, well, Anderson.

De Gea improved a hell of a lot over the course of the season and Lindegaard is a great second-choice too.

I think and hope that the United philosophy is going to be more akin to their late 90s/early 00s mindset of 'you can score 3 but we'll score 4'.

 

[¡Roján!]

WHO NEEDS BATMAN, WE'VE GOT... CHAMAKH

 

[Lee]

In what world did Johnny Evans have a good season?