Cena's Little Helper
Mid-Card Championship Winner
Yeah, it's coming. Martin Sheen sends his apologies for not attaching his name to this e-fed. He sent two Tunics of Meritocracy, each stained with tiger's blood and a substance that he refers to as his "son's winning," as a parting gift. In honor of these gifts, D-Man Championship Wrestling will be composed strictly of tag teams.
I'm putting up profiles of tag teams in here. Here's the first one:
The Sudafed Smurfs (Rox and Tiger Suplex Guy)
Biography: Not much is known about these two men. A lot, however, is known about their manager/valet, Lucky PAT (real name Phan Am Tong). Fearing for their daughter's life during the Vietnam War, Lucky's parents paid a man 30 wampum to take her to America on a raft crudely fashioned out of branches and scrap metal (I'll leave the investigation of how wampum become an acceptable form of Vietnamese currency to the numismatists). After floating onto the Gulf of Mexico's Texas shoreline, Lucky lived in a Red Cross refugee camp for 16 years. While walking down the street in Zubaz pants and a t-shirt for Air Supply's 1993 concert tour, Lucky was spotted by Bobby Eaton. Always the kind soul, Eaton mistook Lucky for a human sex trafficking victim and, despite being 35 years of age, Eaton decided to adopt Lucky as his own daughter (it is unknown at this time whether or not a Woody Allen/Soon-yi Previn-type relationship subsequently developed).
After "lucking" her way into the role of Eaton's adopted daughter/house slave/concubine, Lucky decided to stake her claim in the world of professional wrestling as a street-smart, bitchy, and conniving manager. Who better to manage then than the two young men down the street, the ones who enjoy her native delicacies of raw snake, fried cat, and roast of dog (coincidentally, Lucky will be receiving an award later this month from the Texas SPCA for her adoption of 26 cats and 17 dogs from Houston animal shelters over the past year)?
That's right, Lucky and The Sudafed Smurfs are coming to DCW!
I'm putting up profiles of tag teams in here. Here's the first one:
The Sudafed Smurfs (Rox and Tiger Suplex Guy)
Biography: Not much is known about these two men. A lot, however, is known about their manager/valet, Lucky PAT (real name Phan Am Tong). Fearing for their daughter's life during the Vietnam War, Lucky's parents paid a man 30 wampum to take her to America on a raft crudely fashioned out of branches and scrap metal (I'll leave the investigation of how wampum become an acceptable form of Vietnamese currency to the numismatists). After floating onto the Gulf of Mexico's Texas shoreline, Lucky lived in a Red Cross refugee camp for 16 years. While walking down the street in Zubaz pants and a t-shirt for Air Supply's 1993 concert tour, Lucky was spotted by Bobby Eaton. Always the kind soul, Eaton mistook Lucky for a human sex trafficking victim and, despite being 35 years of age, Eaton decided to adopt Lucky as his own daughter (it is unknown at this time whether or not a Woody Allen/Soon-yi Previn-type relationship subsequently developed).
After "lucking" her way into the role of Eaton's adopted daughter/house slave/concubine, Lucky decided to stake her claim in the world of professional wrestling as a street-smart, bitchy, and conniving manager. Who better to manage then than the two young men down the street, the ones who enjoy her native delicacies of raw snake, fried cat, and roast of dog (coincidentally, Lucky will be receiving an award later this month from the Texas SPCA for her adoption of 26 cats and 17 dogs from Houston animal shelters over the past year)?
That's right, Lucky and The Sudafed Smurfs are coming to DCW!