Corrupt a wish

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

Granted. It dies.

I wish I could be at the beach.

 

[Wolf Pac]

Granted! You're at a nude beach that's filled with gay men and no women.

I wish it could be Christmas everyday.

 

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

Granted. Your on the naughty list.

I wish Sting would wrestle Taker at Mania.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Granted! But Undertaker beats him in 10 seconds.

I wish that I could play guitar like James Hetfield.

 

[Dirk]

Granted. You kill yourself out of jealousy of Kirk Hammet.

I wish Miz would kill himself.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Granted! You're in the car he drives off the cliff.

I wish the members of Green Day wouldn't age so they could make music forever.

 

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

Granted...they all go blind mute deaf and dumb.

I wish work didn't suck.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

You longer work at the hoover factory. You now put peanuts into plastic packets for a living.

I wish I could be front row at Wrestlemania 30.

 

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

Granted...del Rio wins wwe title, world title, and the streak.

I wish my wife would cook.

 

[Dirk]

Granted she cooks. Meth. And she got arrested and is doing a ten-year stretch in prison.

I wish TNA drew ratings of 3.0

 

[Mac Attack]

Granted, the entire roster does in a plane crash the next day.

I wish terrorism ended.

 

[Dirk]

Granted. The US troops finally pull out of Iraq.

I wish I didn't have backpain.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Granted. The monkey's off your back and in your scrotum.


I wish I could meet HBK.

 

[Dirk]

Granted. You realize he's a dick. And he bangs a couple of your female relatives.

I wish CM Punk gets three wellness violations in as many days.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Granted! Being such a high up star in WWE, they change their mind on firing, keeping him.

I wish it was sunnier here.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Granted, you die of the UV rays.

I wish I could lose weight without trying.

 

[Dirk]

Congrats. You tested positive for the "slow puncture".

I wish I had an IQ of 160.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Granted, but the average IQ is now 340.

I wish I could cook.

 

[CleverName51]

Granted; but your can only cook the books for the mob and now you're going to jail for it.

I wish I could play ice hockey in the NHL

 

[Beastmode 24]

Granted. You are now Sydney Crosbey

I wish I could have sex with Megan Fox.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Granted, there's a man who changed his name to exactly that in accordance of his obsession with said movie star. He wants you.

I wish I could be a famous stand up comic.

 

[Dirk]

Granted! You are Lenny Bruce. Your grave gets visited by hundreds of adoring fans.

I wish I had more game...