Corrupt a wish

[Dirk]

This is something I saw on another forum, but I thought it'd be fun.

We all know how devious djinns and devils can be, twisting other people's wishes into curses. Well, now it's YOUR chance to be a malevolent msicreant by messing with the hopes and dreams of others. Follow up your granted wish with a wish of your own.

Example:
Poster A: I wish I could lose some weight.

Poster B: Granted! You lose your leg due to gangreen.
I wish I could see into the future.

Poster C: Granted, but this ability only applies to knock-knock jokes.
I wish I could travel to Australia.

 

[Dirk]

Granted, but only because your entire homeland, including your family gets burned down by Nazis.

I wish I was taller.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I wish I was taller.

Do you wish you were a baller?

Want to be taller? Granted. I'm sure this stretcher will do the trick.

I wish I was a professional wrestler.

And btw, this is sort of a weird and dark thread. But we'll see where it goes.

 

[Dirk]

Granted! Say hello to the new present-day Scott Hall!

I wish Christian could have ONE MORE MATCH!

 

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

Granted! In a arm wrestling match against hornswoggle.

I wish I wasn't at work

 

[Starkist]

Granted. You are in a hospital room full of screaming/crying new born babies

I wish I could fly.

 

[Dirk]

Granted! You are turned into a fruit fly. Enjoy your 24h life-span.

I wish I had more money.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Granted. I'll just throw you down this wishing well.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[Starkist]

Granted. You have all the wishes you want, only if you can speak Japanese.

I wish I was body builder.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Granted. You are now an assembly line worker at a mannequin producing factory.

I wish I was Superman.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Granted, aaaaaaan you're transported to Krypton and the bless that red sun.

I wish I had felt Angelina Jolie's boobs one last time.

 

[Poop Master Flex]

Granted! Angelina has died and her boob is removed from her body.

I wish I had my own personal theme song that plays when I want it to.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Granted. Its Steve Blackman's.

I wish I could smoke some weed.

 

[Poop Master Flex]

Granted. It's laced with heroin and you are now addicted.

I wish I could spend a day in the Stella Artois factory alone and have unlimited access to all its beer.

 

[Con T.]

Granted; today the beer was tainted and caused food poisoning for those that just drank one. Imagine what you're getting.

I wish that Hitler never existed

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Granted, but then Britain manages to overthrow the entire world and everyone becomes a tea drinking bowler hat wearer.

I wish that all my wishes from now on became incorruptible.

 

[Mac Attack]

Granted but all wishes are now inherently bad.

I wish that clouds were actually yellow.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Granted, but they now rain piss.

I wish that I could win the Game.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Granted. And you're married to Chyna...no 2013 Chyna!!

I wish I was under the Pope's skirt.

 

[Dirk]

Granted... No need to corrupt this one...

I wish was in the same time zone as you guys.

 

[Poop Master Flex]

Granted, you now live in the Canadian Arctic and whale blubber will be your official diet.

I wish I make it as a music producer.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Granted, but you are producer for Justin Bieber and you kill yourself the next day.

I wish I could do a Canadian Destroyer.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Granted. You do it to Warrior, who no-sells it completely.

I wish I was Warrior.

 

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

Granted. A thousand spears are thrown at you.

I wish my wife was home. Ryder's lonley .

 

[Dirk]

Granted. But you experience erectile disfunction.

I wish I had a pet penguin.