"Come on Goldberg, lets get out of here"

[Booker t 5x]

in a shoot interview with perry saturn, he was asked to give his best story that he could remember. he talked about how the radicalz were all out together at a hooters. dean told perry to go get eddie from the bar, as they can see he was in an argument with some guy. as perrys pulling him away, the guy yells get that f'ing spick away from me. perry turns around and kicks the guys chair out. the guy falls, knocking himself out followed by the whole place starts chanting goldberg to perry. dean grabs perry and shouts come on goldberg lets get out of here. whats your craziest story you have heard that a wrestler has shared?

 

[TWJC: The Beginning]

I'm not going to remember this correctly, but basically Punk, Cabana, Homicide, Samoa Joe, and a few other ROH guys were spending the night at Joe's. Punk was the DD (obviously). Apparently Homicide gets up in the middle of the night, whips his dick out and tries to piss on CM Punk in a drunken sleep-walk. Punk wakes up at the last minute and stops him.

Now, what's funny about this is that I met Homicide at a TNA event a few years ago and asked him about that. He said "yea Punk thinks I was sleep walking or something, but I was just fuckin with him, I was thinking 'I'm gonna piss on you dawg'".

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

I've seen a shoot interview with a horrificly ill looking Balls Mahoney, where he talks about being accused of drinking the blood of a girl he took back to his room after an indie show, and painting on the walls with the blood.

Balls starts shouting saying "Yes, I am a vampire and YES I have drunk my wife's blood...I don't know this chick, so I wasn't gonna do that!"

Strange strange man, he has issues!

 

[ヒュー　G.　レックション]

PLANE RIDE FROM HELL

 

[BaconBits]

I'd bet the largest perecentage of these "real life" stories wrasslers like to tell are complete and total bullshit.

 

[The Butcher]

Nothing crazy, just a personal favorite from Kevin Nash that I'll adapt here:

Kevin and Scott Hall are riding down the road. Kevin is driving, and Scott is riding shotgun. Kevin checks the mirror on his side and then asks, "Hey Scott, can I get over?"

"I dunno. Can ya?"

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

I love the story Triple H told about Ric Flair.

Trips is a young bodybuilder who is attending a big bodybuilding convention, which has Ric Flair as a special guest, who is Triple H's hero. He is really excited to meet him, and then hears "WOOOOOOO!" coming from down the hall, and as he turns there is Flair, totally naked except for a pair of dress shoes and a helium filled balloon tied to "Space Mountain", strutting down the hall.

Flair then throws open the doors and strolls into the room, not giving a fuck. hahaha classic Nature Boy

 

[Dirk]

Dairy queen incident

 

[LSN80]

Both of Jericho's books have some crazy stories, but one of my favorite was when he tried to play big-shot for a hot girl and what he was told was her brother, and pay for their meals. They brother and sister invited him to a party, and he spent most of it locking lips with the sister. It was only in the drive going for more then an hour that he suspected something wrong, and he asked about it...Only to have a gun pulled on him, his money stolen, and left on the side of the road. He said the brother pulled a gun on him, and this was the second time he'ld had a gun pulled on him in a month in Mexico, both during times he was trying to hook up.

He shared how all the cab drivers refused to pick him up, a nice twist with hikm being the American, a foreigner they didn't trust.

That, and he didn't have any money.

 

[Poop Master Flex]

I remember a Hall and Nash story from '02. They were driving to Toronto for WM18 drunk out of their minds. They are almost at the border, with a ton of booze and pills. They hid the booze, Nash was looking at the pills and had 1 of 2 options: throw them out or down them, so Nash takes the handful left and throws them down his throat. When they get to the border the guard asks them "Have you guys been drinking?", Nash looks at Hall, shaking like a person having a seizure and says to Hall in front of the guard "Do I look fucked up?", Hall and Nash start laughing their ass off right there. Apparently the guard was a wrestling fan so they gave him autographs and tickets to Wrestlemania to let them go and they hung out with the guard at Tim Hortons for 8 hours until they could drive again.

Not the craziest story but every time I see that shoot interview and hear it I laugh my ass off.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Both of Jericho's books have some crazy stories, but one of my favorite was when he tried to play big-shot for a hot girl and what he was told was her brother, and pay for their meals. They brother and sister invited him to a party, and he spent most of it locking lips with the sister. It was only in the drive going for more then an hour that he suspected something wrong, and he asked about it...Only to have a gun pulled on him, his money stolen, and left on the side of the road. He said the brother pulled a gun on him, and this was the second time he'ld had a gun pulled on him in a month in Mexico, both during times he was trying to hook up.

He shared how all the cab drivers refused to pick him up, a nice twist with hikm being the American, a foreigner they didn't trust.

That, and he didn't have any money.

My favorite story from his books is the one when he was in England on tour with Fozzy and their bus driver took him to meet the guy who was in The Beatles for a super short time between Pete Best and Ringo Starr, John Hutchinson.

His books are full of great stories though.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

My favorite story from his books is the one when he was in England on tour with Fozzy and their bus driver took him to meet the guy who was in The Beatles for a super short time between Pete Best and Ringo Starr, John Hutchinson.

His books are full of great stories though.

Nah man, the best Y2J story from his first book is the one where he is in Smokey Mountain Wrestling (I think), and the chapter is called "strange Kentucky people", where a weird family give him a videotape as they are huge fans.

When he watches the tape, its just these strange people saying how much they love him and Lance Storm, and then start shaking their butts at the camera, walking like crabs across the room shouting "weeble wibble wobble" and smacking each other on the asses! If I remember right (I'm writing this from memory), there is a picure on the wall of Jesus, right next to a picture of the Rock n Roll Express!

Jericho says this tape became a cult hit with tape traders in the mid-90's, I wish I could see it. Has anyone here ever seen it?