Coco Attempts to Get Sigged - Vol. 1/1 - A Prologue to Future Searches for Attention

[Coco]

Blue Cardinal is tangible, in that if I were standing next to him, I could feel him in my hands.

Doug Crashin represents the fulfillment of the American promise -- proof that even if you are not smarter than the next man, nor cunning or slick, that there is an opprotunity for you as well. To deny him would be elitist - arrogant.

Slyfox is either a narcissist or a place-holder in the broken system that was painted masterfully in 'The Wire' by David Simon. There is no in-between, and I hold neither reality against him. After all, who would he be to counter his, and our, destiny?

Becca - aka, femina. There is nothing more elemental on an internet forum dedicated to the discussion of professional wrestling than the way her cruves fuel the libido of the masses and sow the seeds of bitterness among those who see her appeal as cheap, uncontested, and unearned. A subject worthy of controlled academic study.

More to come.

 

[Super Hans]

sigged

 

[Барбоса]

Get out of my head, Coco!

 

[Ferbian]

Are you going over all the regulars Coco?

 

[Coco]

D-Man, a man who could have any woman that IC25 doesn't want, has developed an oddly deep interest in the pornography industry and doesn't work weekends. He plays a musical instrument of some sort and, one would imagine, *********es frequently. All in all, I probably have a more substantive knowledge of him than any other poster on WrestleZone. This frightens him to no end.

KB is fellow attention ****e. But, unlike myself, he's a man of deep principle who understands that spam posting is best enjoyed after a hard day of non-spam posting, that spam posting is something that should be "earned." But a man is not defined simply by his work. On his days off, he enjoys reviewing old wrestling shows (with questionable taste at best) and defending his virginity with assault rifle. He's developed an intricate delusion regarding his wealth that makes him feel secure regarding his refusal to engage the world like the average working man. Keep out of reach of children.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I think it's "sew", not "sow". And I'm sure I must have sigged you at some point.

 

[Coco]

There was a great demand for Ferbian during the 1998 holiday season. Although his popularity has declined significantly over the last twelve years, he remains a great reminder of why children should be protected from advertisements and consumer goods. Cast aside quicker than a lengthy Will post, Ferbian is now little more than refuse and garage sale fodder. He was briefly considered for a role in Toy Story 3.

 

[Ferbian]

Why am I pretty certain you just went with the close reminder of the word Ferbian - Furby?

Wait. Did those fuckers even exist back then?

 

[Coco]

I think it's "sew", not "sow".

I'm sure both are acceptable. And if that's not the case, somebody should certainly sig it as a testament to my incompetence. I'm sure plenty of people are out to get me in that way.

And I'm sure I must have sigged you at some point.

No doubt. But my quotes seem to have gone out of style faster than the Norwegian curling team's pants.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Nothing for me, Coco?

 

[Murfish]

Just want to throw in the thought that Border's Books can go kill itself. Way to close every location close to me and prance around with your *explitive* "e-books" on you website. An "e-book" doesn't help when I want to give someone a *explitive* gift. Paper, lots of paper. That's what I like to give people, not a file.

 

[gd]

Hey there, Murfish.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

You'll never leave those 2 inches of grey box below the baby penis, Coco. Never.

 

[Coco]

That's two inches? Wow, I'm bigger than I thought.

 

[Murfish]

Hey there, Murfish.

Hey, GD. How's life for you?

 

[Minor League Brian]

Coco is like Jake-lite, and I love it.

 

[SpoodBeest]

I hope he keeps these coming. They are entertaining as hell to read.

 

[gd]

Hey, GD. How's life for you?

Just peachy.

 

[Coco]

It's Damn Real epitomizes everything that's wrong with the general standards regarding what makes a "good" poster -- that is, according to most people, someone who forms coherent setences and makes an effort to defend their point of view. While that's part of good posting, he's often given a pass for how wrong he is. It's almost the same as giving a politician your vote, no matter how wrong they are, because they speak well and are willing to speak in their defense. Ideally, that's every politician. "Why are we celebrating people for being so average?" -- is exactly what I think when I see IDR post.

 

[Coco]

"Why are we celebrating people for being so average?" -- is exactly what I think when I see IDR post.

I might sig this.

 

[Tenta]

Oh I can't wait for mine

 

[Coco]

Tenta represents many contradictions to me. An enigma of sorts, Tenta's a seemingly intelligent person who likes John Tenta. Not only that, but Tenta's a man in his early 20s who still purchases action figures and uses this fact to get laid. Tenta makes me question my world view and gives me hope that Slyfox can be something more than a narcissist or a place-holder.

 

[Tenta]

Tenta represents many contradictions to me. An enigma of sorts, Tenta's a seemingly intelligent person who likes John Tenta. Not only that, but Tenta's a man in his early 20s who still purchases action figures and uses this fact to get laid. Tenta makes me question my world view and gives me hope that Slyfox can be something more than a narcissist or a place-holder.

Do I make you question sanity, or your existence?

Also, sigged. Does that mean you end these?

Edit: Well, it would be sigged if I had enough room. Sadly, I do not.

 

[Coco]

Your sig seems to hint that John Cena isn't good. I'm not sure I'd want you to sig me.

 

[Tenta]

Your sig seems to hint that John Cena isn't good. I'm not sure I'd want you to sig me.

Eh, I got a good review.

For the record, girls seem to dig the idea of action figures. Go fig.