Clone A Willy

[TheOneBigWill]

I'm seriously debating it. Especially for all those people who tell you to go fuck yourself. Now you know you can.

Plus, how awesome would it be to just carry it around with you. You can take it out randomly and slap people upside the head with it. You could stick it half way out of your pants, and people won't know the difference.

I think it'd be a great ice breaker for any type of party. Its also a great way to gauge a reaction on whether or not she's the right female for you. Just randomly start asking female's if they feel its a nice size.. the ones that say no, slap them with it. The ones that say yes, explain the full story.. the ones that drop their jaws... Life Partners, in my opinion.

 

[Bernkastel]

 

[NYSandman]

I'm seriously debating it. Especially for all those people who tell you to go fuck yourself. Now you know you can.

Plus, how awesome would it be to just carry it around with you. You can take it out randomly and slap people upside the head with it. You could stick it half way out of your pants, and people won't know the difference.

I think it'd be a great ice breaker for any type of party. Its also a great way to gauge a reaction on whether or not she's the right female for you. Just randomly start asking female's if they feel its a nice size.. the ones that say no, slap them with it. The ones that say yes, explain the full story.. the ones that drop their jaws... Life Partners, in my opinion.

LMFAO! WTF is WRONG with the mods on this board? LOL!

I think it would be cool, however I'd like mine a bit bigger, so it wouldn't be a clone.

It would be best if you could actually attach the nerve endings to yourself so you could feel pleasure through it.

Also, if you inpragnated someone with it, would the baby be a clone of a clone, or just a test-tube-dick-baby.

If you sell them, could I get one in different colors?

Black, for when I REALLY want to impress someone.

White, when I just wanna be me.

Green, in case the martians land.

Or, a color change penis!

 

[TheOneBigWill]

LMFAO! WTF is WRONG with the mods on this board? LOL!

I'm perfectly normal. I don't know what you're on.

I think it would be cool, however I'd like mine a bit bigger, so it wouldn't be a clone.

Pssh, its no fun if it isn't a complete replica. Besides, how are you gonna get girls to accurately agree with liking or disliking. You have a bigger one, claiming its you.. then you get back to your/her place.. and bam.. they're gone, cause you lied.

Remember what I said. Anyone who laughs at your size, just slap them with it. Trust me, 4 inches is enough to cause bruising. I was once hit with a pen before.. fucker left a mark. If a pen can leave a mark, I know any size penis can. And NO girl wants to go to school/work the next day with a dick imprint on the side of her face.

It would be best if you could actually attach the nerve endings to yourself so you could feel pleasure through it.

Thats messed up. And you asked what was wrong with me. I'm not the one wanting to wear my own penis clone.

Unless you meant on your head, like a Unicorn.. how sweet would that be.. you'd be a dickacorn. I'd go around with a box of Lucky Charms telling all the Ladies I'm magically delicious!

Also, if you inpragnated someone with it, would the baby be a clone of a clone, or just a test-tube-dick-baby.

They actually make *****s that you can fill with sperm.. its a little too realistic to me, but hey, whatever trips your trigger. Also, isn't that kinda.. well, wouldn't the sperm be "dead?"

If you sell them, could I get one in different colors?

They likely come in Asian, White and Brown.. otherwise known as Small, Medium and Large.

Black, for when I REALLY want to impress someone.

Pssh.. Black for when I wanna club people over the head. 8 plus inches of pain, bitches! *thwap!* Pimps should clone themselves, that way they have something to club their hoes.

White, when I just wanna be me.

White is the romantic version. Because its not big enough to be hardcore, but bigger than asian.. which is also known as a pocket rocket.

Green, in case the martians land.

Green?! Martians would be coming to explore new things, not find what they left behind.

Or, a color change penis!

Metalic, or multi-colored.. that'd be awesome.

 

[Agrex]

 

[Y 2 Jake]

They're shit Will. Don't waste your money. You'll be more impressed with it than your wife. You'll also get a complex over your penis. I've done it, so you don't have to.

 

[Agrex]

Can the "Clone-a-Willy" be used as a condom?

 

[TheOneBigWill]

They're shit Will. Don't waste your money. You'll be more impressed with it than your wife. You'll also get a complex over your penis. I've done it, so you don't have to.

Truth be told, there isn't anyone I could "use" it on. Oh well.

And I'd have way more fun with doing what I actually said. Taking it into public, randomly hitting people. Seriously.. I would. lol In retrospect though, I probably would grow a complex over my own penis size if I did that.. especially the first few Females who claimed it couldn't do anything.

But I'd make myself feel better, by hitting them really hard upside the head.. and if they got knocked out by it.. I'd feel even better. "Looks like it made you speechless, bitch!" hahahaha

 

[Jonny B]

Truth be told, there isn't anyone I could "use" it on. Oh well.

And I'd have way more fun with doing what I actually said. Taking it into public, randomly hitting people. Seriously.. I would. lol In retrospect though, I probably would grow a complex over my own penis size if I did that.. especially the first few Females who claimed it couldn't do anything.

But I'd make myself feel better, by hitting them really hard upside the head.. and if they got knocked out by it.. I'd feel even better. "Looks like it made you speechless, bitch!" hahahaha

Hold their mouth open and shove it down their throats screaming "Swallow Bitch"... that'll shut them up.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Hold their mouth open and shove it down their throats screaming "Swallow Bitch"... that'll shut them up.

I'm not Pulp Fiction violent. I'd rather use it like Stevie Ray uses a slap jack, just randomly walk up behind people and club them over the back of the head.

If they yell "oww, what the hell?!" I'll merely reply with.. "So you felt me. You're welcome." (ala Perry Saturn)