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Classic promo lines

Vine McMahon:
What's good in the Hood John?
Cena:
Just holding it down, trying to take care of business!
Mcmahon:
Well keep it up, MAH *****H!
Booker T:
Tell me, He did not just say that!?

:lol:
 
id have to say my favourite was Booker T " and after we take out Lex Luger and The Giant, we comin for the gold sucka, Hulk Hogan we comin fo you N*gga!!!

LMFAO when I first saw that, truly an epic moment and it makes it all the funnier when u see Bookers face afterwards lookin like " damn i just f*cked up"
 
Hurricane (to Rock): Well, I know one superhero I can beat. The Scorpion King! Brendan Fraser kicked the Scorpion King's ass!
 
I always got a kick out of some DX promos. They are the best for those things. Remember when HHH told Vince that he doesn't like animals? That didn't end well.
 
'You took Hulk Hogan's blood and you built Titan towers. You stole Bret Hart's dream and with that money bought yourself an airplane with WWF all over it. You did that and you know it you son of a bitch. You stole Shawn Michaels' smile, took your company public and made yourself a billionaire.' - Heyman to Vince McMahon.

'The bigger they are, the harder they fall.... but they don't fall so often' - Roddy Piper about The Warlord.

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As much as I think the Rock is over-reliant on catchphrases, one of my favourites is the Rock on Billy Gunn:

"Bob-"
"But God, my name's Billy-"
"It doesn't matter what your name is!"

I think that might have been the first time he said it.
 
Its disappointing that there is only been one reference to the greatest stick worker ever.





I saw a statement on one of the videos saying "Piper underrated? I think everyone realizes nobody touches Piper...and if they dont, they're like 10 years old."
 
"This right here...is were the power lies, brother..."


-Hulk Hogan


"See out here...there are boys....there are men...and there are MONSTERS...Uhhhhhhaaaahhh WHAT A RUSH"

- Road Warrior Hawk
 
"You can't judge a book by its ca- ... You can't judge a book by its ca- ... You can't judge a book by it cornbread, dammit. You can't judge a book by its cornbread."

-Goldust
 
"John Cena, you're a weener!" -Mini Angle

"How do you like that Flair? How do you like this wet weasel!" -Mr. Perfect

"Cup of coffee in the big time, oooh...... WOW YEAH!!" -Savage tweakin

"Listen up maggots!" -Sgt. Slaughter

"Michael Cole, I have two very important words for you right now: Eye Contact." -The Rock

"Oh it's true, it's damned true!" -Kurt Angle

"YOUR MUSTACHE IS CROOKED!!!" -Randy Savage

"This fruity pebble you're dealing with? I'm not your average Jabroni, I'm like a big purple pinwheel, Rock, so go ahead and blow me. And you're electrifying yes, but hang with me, now that's just absurd. See now you gotta tell your family you just got schooled by Barney's turd. Wait, wait, wait, that's your material, you can have your joke back, just don't go racing to Witch Mountain, Rock, cause your mountain is 'Brokeback'." -John Cena

"Cena, after that rap, I didn't think it would ever happen, but I've finally found somebody that is whiter than I am." -Kurt Angle

"Or maybe I'll have to beat Kurt Angle, which means I'm gonna drink a big glass of milk, and then take 3 Viagra." -The Rock

"I'm the tower of power too sweet to be sour, I'm funky like a monkey, skies the limit but space is the place, riding on the edge of a lightning bolt." - Savage

"That's not fair to Flair!" -Bobby Heenan

"Say hello to the bad guy." -Scott Hall

"Wash your ass!" -The Rock

"And me with my dozens! ... and dozens." -Mankind

"I'm always jittery, it's my personality to be jittery, it's a part of my charm." -Randy Savage

"Quoth The Raven, nevermore." -The Raven

"Have a nice day!" -Mankind

"the Scorpion King, got a tiny ding-a-ling!" -Hurricane Helms

"Easy big fella." -The Rock

"Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care. I've got Olympic gold." -Kurt Angle

"Kumbaya my lord, kumbaya." -Stone Cold Steve Austin
 
"take dat little jimmy" r truth
"hmmm cheeseburgers" big show
"i suggest you watch me make snow angels" cm punk
"i say and do what i want to whom ever the hell i please" punk
 
happy bday to stephhh
you'r a h** wd big br*asts
so take a night off from h*okin'
if ya smell wat rock is cookin'

The rock will walk down the ramp(jery-hes walkin down the ramp), take his 800$ shoe off(Jery-he's taking his shoe off) spread some icy hot on it,turn it sideways AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP UR CANDY AS!
*Rock*

while you'r on the hospital bed screamin in pain,
ur wife wil be on her back screamin my name.

Scott steiner

fukn hillarious. Innumerous of those.
 
Back in 2006 I recall this classic line from an irate Edge after he was interrupted by a returning Jeff Hardy....

''Jeff Hardy!!?! Didnt you die 4 years ago?!?!''
 
This is probably not a popular pick...But...in 1996...

Back in WCW when Rowdy Piper first came in, she did a shoot promo with hogan and said something along the lines of ...

"The only reason they cheered you, is because they hated me more!"

which was 100% true, then made it known that Hogan never once pinned him, and that he is a movie star like hogan, a millionare like hogan, and every bit the ICON that hogan is..

For its time it was real strong words and spoke 100% truth about the man today. Was a really intense promo that people take for granted, this was when WCW was on fire.

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Also 5 pages in and no one talks about Macho Man's promo's??????

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He was so damn intense LOL

Keep in mind.... No scripts for any of these old schoolers..
 
A thread about Promo's and no one brings up the original promo machine... Superstar Billy Graham.. he is one of the BEST even today. Just look at some of the videos below..those promos would STILL be over as hell now more than ever...

He is undoubtally the most raped man in pro wrestling.. I mean how many people ripped off his gimmick?? from Flair, to Hogan, to Austin Idol, to Ventura, to Scott Stiener, to The Rock (third person), etc etc

See why people idolized him on the mic.

One of the greatest promo's of all time...

"Say em now and say em fast cause those prayers will be your last."

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