Chuck Norris

[lenguy]

Since we recently had a thread deicated to nothing but yo momma jokes. I'm going make a thread dedicated to nothing but Chuck Norris Jokes.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

Chuck Norris goes to sleep with a pillow under his gun.

 

[Xemmy]

Chuck Norris walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I can see why you would believe that we would need you to make a thread dedicated to overused jokes that were never as funny as people believed. Kudos to you for this fantastic idea.

 

[X]

Chuck Norris is a punk ass bitch, I knocked that buster into next week a few months ago and he cried like a wounded pig.

 

[Merwin]

Chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding

 

[Xemmy]

I can see why you would believe that we would need you to make a thread dedicated to overused jokes that were never as funny as people believed. Kudos to you for this fantastic idea.

You like to shit on things too much.

 

[The Doctor]

Action Saxton can burn salad, suckas

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

You like to shit on things too much.

You are right, I really need to change. I should start embracing awful ideas, and learn to love them. Maybe then I could learn to start making shit threads, and finally be accepted.

 

[JGlass]

I heard Chuck Norris was gay. Gay for men. Just throwing it out there.

 

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

Action Saxton can burn salad, suckas

Action Saxton once kicked Chuck Norris in the nuts and had to have his leg amputated.

 

[lenguy]

I can see why you would believe that we would need you to make a thread dedicated to overused jokes that were never as funny as people believed. Kudos to you for this fantastic idea.

Did I ask for your approval? Though I must say, you sure are quite the buzz kill aren't you. Words fall from your mouth as shit does from ass.

 

[Coco]

I don't know why I opened this thread. What did I expect?

 

[JGlass]

Did I ask for your approval? Though I must say, you sure are quite the buzz kill aren't you. Words fall from your mouth as shit does from ass.

Whenever a thread is made it is immediately assumed that it has been submitted for SNS's approval. He is not so much a buzzkill as he is a visionary. Words fall from his mouth like BBQ sauce from Maryse's tits, two awesome things that I would love to have in my mouth.

 

[lenguy]

I don't know why I opened this thread. What did I expect?

A Chuck Norris thread..hence the title.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Whenever a thread is made it is immediately assumed that it has been submitted for SNS's approval. He is not so much a buzzkill as he is a visionary. Words fall from his mouth like BBQ sauce from Maryse's tits, two awesome things that I would love to have in my mouth.

I couldn't have said it better. Well actually I could have ,I am absolutely spectacular after all, but it does explain the situation quite well and I will let JGlass have his moment in the sun.

 

[lenguy]

Whenever a thread is made it is immediately assumed that it has been submitted for SNS's approval. He is not so much a buzzkill as he is a visionary. Words fall from his mouth like BBQ sauce from Maryse's tits, two awesome things that I would love to have in my mouth.

I don't know if I so much as agree with the first bit but I do approve of the last bit..tasty.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Chuck Norris is afraid of Terry Crews.

 

[JGlass]

I don't know if I so much as agree with the first bit but I do approve of the last bit..tasty.

You don't have to agree with that, just as you don't have to agree with the sky being blue or the sea being angry after an angry storm. You don't have to agree with it just as you don't have to agree with the sun rising in the morning and setting at night or that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Tis the unmistakable truth, tis the way of the world of Wrestlezone.

/Thread

Take that, SNS.

 

[Richard]

Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter, he's already following you.

 

[The Dewbliners]

So much fail in this thread. I actually want to go shoot a small child because of the seconds I lost in my life that I can't get back....

 

[lenguy]

You don't have to agree with that, just as you don't have to agree with the sky being blue or the sea being angry after an angry storm. You don't have to agree with it just as you don't have to agree with the sun rising in the morning and setting at night or that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Tis the unmistakable truth, tis the way of the world of Wrestlezone.

Tis part of the Wrestlezone bible huh I should base a whole religion around that.

 

[JGlass]

There's nothing inherently religious about reality, and most certainly not biblical.

 

[ABMorales787]

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris jokes crack you.

 

[Lee]

Chuck Norris is probably a nice man in real life but at aged 70 he can't really cut it anymore and as such his appearances don't involve action so he has lived off the coat tails of an internet meme. Chuck Norris is Rick Astley.