Caesar Salad

[klunderbunker]

He's mellowed. When he screws me the passion is gone. That and the rays from his new computer caused some uh.....issues with his ability to RAM.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Well that's nice and personal.

 

[klunderbunker]

Well it's sad when you get used to a guy being hung like a horse to not being able to fill a tadpole condom.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Fuck no. See also: Why I love fat women.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

dressing up as Punk Brewster and riding you like an oversized sea horse.

How did you know?

 

[Via Armbar]

How did you know?

I never forget a customer Will.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I pay for sex every time I take a shower. When you have a breakout and the soap get's into your open sores it is quite painful.






But seriously, I have herpes.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I pay for sex every time I take a shower. When you have a breakout and the soap get's into your open sores it is quite painful.






But seriously, I have herpes.

 

[I Suck Ass]

^^^^^ this.

 

[Sparky]

My fiance don't seem to like it when I throw $50 bucks on the bed after I have finished. She goes off at me for going through her purse and getting her money out.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Goodness fuck no, why on earth would I do that? FINE fucking waste of money. And no, wrong, every girl I have ever banged would have gladly still done it wether I had paid for their chicken mcnuggets or not

 

[Slyfox696]

Goodness fuck no, why on earth would I do that? FINE fucking waste of money. And no, wrong, every girl I have ever banged would have gladly still done it wether I had paid for their chicken mcnuggets or not

Chicken McNuggets...

Now there's a man who knows how to treat a lady right. My first date with my last girlfriend was at Wal-Mart. I bought her some cheesy Pringles and Oreo cakes. We played Guitar Hero and I showed her the wrestling figures I was interested in.

We dated for 2 and a half years. Women like living the high life.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I have long decided that any girl who does not have "being with NorCal" as number one priority and / or goal on a date, is one who is not worth my time.

Therefore, the sustenance, and the place it is aquired from, should make no difference. Sheesh, one of the last girls I had spend the night not only requested McDonalds, but paid for it herself.

The next girl who I had spend the night made me sandwhiches and sliced fruit, and brought it over for us to have together. Before we had sex, like, 100 times.

this, m'boys, is how things should be done.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

There's nothing wrong with paying for sex. However, anyone worth paying for isn't affordable unless you have at least $2K to blow for a 2 hour appointment.

 

[Super Hans]

Of course i have,thats a key part of a lads european jaunt to follow the footy team you support.Find the nearest brothel to the hotel you are staying at,nothing to be ashamed about.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

I was just thinking this thread devolved, but then I realized it actually stayed on topic for two pages. That's gotta be a record for the cage.

 

[Via Armbar]

I've never actually paid for anything more than dinner when in the process of dating a girl. The first couple steps anyway. I've bought my ex shit of course, but if I was on the first couple dates with a chick, it's pretty much just dinner. A movie if I really want to see it. Like NorPoo said though, if they want it then they want it. No gifts or shit will change that.

I spend a decent amount of money on chick friends though. They continued to be friends with me after I had fucked/dated em so they're good people.

I used to have the gift of being able to be the one who was taken care of rather then the female. I still have the charm I think, but the chicks are naive enough to buy me shoes or burritos anymore.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

If she's buying you burritos she's a keeper for sure.

 

[Via Armbar]

Raddest thing I've ever had a girl that I was dating buy me was two tickets to Six Flags for me and another girl I was dating.

GOLIATH FTW

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

That is one stand up girl right there. Six Flags is bitchin'

 

[ABMorales787]

I don't even pay for my food. How the hell could I pay for sex? I'm too damn cheap.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

I'm suprised this hasn't been asked yet, but why do you want to know? Lookin' to get a hooker for the B Day?

 

[Via Armbar]

Just curious. There may be some top level ****es in places like New York, but here I wouldn't except a blow j from one of our ****es for free. We don't have those senator's type ****es here.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

I wouldn't doubt it, you'd probably have to spend a small fortune to get a high class ho.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Just curious. There may be some top level ****es in places like New York, but here I wouldn't except a blow j from one of our ****es for free. We don't have those senator's type ****es here.

If you're not looking to drop at least a grand, then the only place you're going to find a quality prostitute for relatively cheap is in Europe.