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[Via Armbar]

Have you or haven't you paid for sex? I have not but I have thought about it. Only problem is such there is a huge hispanic majority here and I speak very little Spanish. The whole money for anal transaction would take forever due to the language barrier.

Pay for sex, yes or no?

 

[Slyfox696]

I regularly took my ex-girlfriend out and got her liquored up, because it made her so damn horny when she was drunk.

Does that count? Alcohol is fucking expensive at some places.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I haven't. Where the fuck is "The Hatch"?

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Everyone's paid for sex, girls don't open their legs til you open your wallet.

 

[Via Armbar]

I haven't. Where the fuck is "The Hatch"?

It's about 2 blocks away from None of Your Fucking Business and around the corner of Who the Fuck Are You.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Well at least we know Armbar hasn't changed a bit.

 

[Slyfox696]

Everyone's paid for sex, girls don't open their legs til you open your wallet.

And the ones that will make your dick rot off.

Our current Cigar Lounge mod excluded, of course.

 

[Slyfox696]

It's about 2 blocks away from None of Your Fucking Business and around the corner of Who the Fuck Are You.

I would have gone "Up your butt, and around the corner". I miss childhood.

 

[Via Armbar]

Yes, everyone has paid for sex in one way or another. Question is, have you paid a prostitute to give you some form of pleasure? Whether it be oral, full intercourse or dressing up as Punk Brewster and riding you like an oversized sea horse.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

And the ones that will make your dick rot off.

Our current Cigar Lounge mod excluded, of course.

Of course, she only e-fucks everyone.

 

[Slyfox696]

Of course, she only e-fucks everyone.

I smell Will vs. Klunker Round 2352

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Yes, everyone has paid for sex in one way or another. Question is, have you paid a prostitute to give you some form of pleasure? Whether it be oral, full intercourse or dressing up as Punk Brewster and riding you like an oversized sea horse.

Well as far as gutter ****s go, no I haven't paid for one. I did see one in Memphis that looked like my 3rd grade teacher though and was tempted, if I wasn't on my way to Panama I might have had my buddy pull over.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

I smell Will vs. Klunker Round 2352

You can smell it too? They should get that checked out.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

It's about 2 blocks away from None of Your Fucking Business and around the corner of Who the Fuck Are You.

Sounds pretty shitty.

 

[Slyfox696]

Probably all the dead mice with vasoline.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Probably all the dead mice with vasoline.

Better that than rotting testicles.

 

[Via Armbar]

Sounds pretty shitty.

The man in your avatar is dead.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

The man in your avatar is dead.

 

[klunderbunker]

I smell Will vs. Klunker Round 2352

Too busy e-fucking Becca to fight.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Mine is too.

 

[Slyfox696]

Too busy e-fucking Becca to fight.

Ahh, good to see it's your turn again. That 12 man rotation system she's developed has gotten me all confused.

 

[klunderbunker]

Yeah I know. It is great fun though having 12 men fucking me.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

KB never ceases to amaze me, like never.

 

[klunderbunker]

You should have seen the days when Sly and I were both just mods. Sweet DAMN there some wars.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Why not now?