Bullshit about Movies

[Mighty NorCal]

I mean. Zombie sheep seems like a fairly win situation.


XFear, you ever see Zombie honeymoon? its simular to the twilight story, but with a husband slowly turning into a zombie. its shit, and absolutely absurd, but an interesting premise, and the girl in the movie has an awesome rack. Id recommend you check it out if you havent already.

 

[X]

Sounds like direct-to-DVD gold. You know I love me some atrocious horror films. I've got a whole collection of them.

Ever seen Ghoulies? Cannot explain the greatness of that film. Dwarves from another dimension bound to slavery to an 80s hair metal singer who is a Satanist/zombie who brings ghoulie demons from another dimension to chow on stereotypical 80s partygoers. Fucking BRILLIANT. You have to see it to believe how funny it is.

And don't even get me started on Troll 2...greatest film ever made.

 

[Murfish]

Troll 2?

That sounds familiar. Did a kid piss on a meal in it?

Man, I used to get monsterHD on my t.v. service. I swear it was straight up trash from dawn till dusk.

Awesome

Die, Blackula. Die!

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Ive seen, and love, both GHoulies and Troll 2.


Zombie Honeymoon is terrible like THAT its just like, shit. Like low budget. and a bad script, like totally unrealistic shit happens in it. But its not done in a way thats its quite obviously trying to be shit, like, it attempts being an actual, serious movie. As much as one entitled Zombie honeymoon possibly could.

I cant belive you arent familure.

 

[X]

Yep Murf, that's the one

Troll 2 is literally the funniest movie I've ever seen. It puts every single comedy ever made to shame, there should be a fucking monument erected in the honor of that movie.

 

[Murfish]

What was the one with the worm and Hugh Grant....

Oh yeah, The Lair of the White Worm

That movie is weird as shit and has some of the most obvious innuendo I've ever seen.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Yep Murf, that's the one

Troll 2 is literally the funniest movie I've ever seen. It puts every single comedy ever made to shame, there should be a fucking monument erected in the honor of that movie.

X. bring it with you on the 25th. We will watch it at the hotel, or at IC's place, were ever we end up staying

 

[Murfish]

Alrighty folks, the trailer thingy for The Lair of the White Worm is questionable on Youtube. There are some shots that make me think I see nipple, but it's not censored on youtube.

Should I post it for the lot of yas?

 

[X]

I'm now watching the new My Bloody Valentine remake. The original is a slasher classic, and this has TOM MOTHERFUCKING ATKINS in it so I think I'll enjoy it.

Seriously...Tom Atkins > Every Motherfucker on Earth. Hands down.

Anyone ever seen Night of the Creeps? I'd make this my sig if I didn't already love my current one.

 

[jmt225]

Not really watching it, but I have Tropic Thunder on. No matter how many times I see it, I laugh at Stiller's Simple Jack every single time.

Goodbye mama, now you can have ice cream in heaven! I'll see you again tonight when I go to bed in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain!



Anyway, I haven't watched a film all week. Been watching Friday Night Lights all week. I ordered Cache and The Piano Teacher on Amazon like I said I would, and I also plan on watching Miracle at St. Anna sometime this weekend.

And I haven't seen Night of the Creeps, X. Looks good though.

 

[X]

Popcorn + bong + Sam Adams + cheesy slasher movies = one happy xfear.

Dude JMT you HAVE to see Night of the Creeps. Fucking CLASSIC 80s cheesy sci-fi movie, it's like the greatest thing since sliced bread. It has one of the Griswold kids in it, the son from European Vacation I think is the one. And Tom motherfucking Atkins. Tell me you know who Tom Atkins is?

Mmmm...my weed tastes like blueberries.

 

[jmt225]

Yeah from Lethal Weapon and fucking Maniac Cop, right? He's no Bruce Campbell, but I know his cult status is epic.

 

[X]

He was also in Halloween 3, did you see that one? The one that had absolutely nothing to do with Michael Myers? If so, what's your opinion on it?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Maniac Cop ftw

 

[jmt225]

He was also in Halloween 3, did you see that one? The one that had absolutely nothing to do with Michael Myers? If so, what's your opinion on it?

I saw it when I was a kid and didn't like it because Myers wasn't in it. I might like today though if I gave it another chance.

 

[Murfish]

Is that the one with the t.v. program that took over children? Masks too, right?

 

[X]

Yep that's the one Murf. Give it another chance JMT, it's a great little horror film. Forget it's called "Halloween" and just enjoy it as the great cheesy and actually pretty creepy little 80s horror flick that it is. I fucking LOVE that movie.

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--Head melts into worms--​

 

[Murfish]

Yeah, that movie is pretty off the chain.

 

[X]

Is the video working, or is my computer/YouTube just having a gay orgy of gay gayness?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

We should do full on screenings in here. Fuckin, the ADMINS already said it was ok

 

[X]

Huh? Screenings? What now? What 'chu talkin' 'bout Norcal?

 

[Murfish]

Really?

X, your vid isn't there.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Huh? Screenings? What now? What 'chu talkin' 'bout Norcal?

I mean like, We all watch a movie at once, on the site. they said you could post whole straight up moviez

 

[Murfish]

That'd be kuh razy.


...in a good way

 

[X]

You mean like post the movie itself on the website, or like we all sit down and watch a movie at our house and do a Live Discussion?