Jack-Hammer
YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!!!
Is it just me or does great stuff happen to Brock Lesnar all the friggin' time?
Back in the early 2000s, Vince personally recruits this guy because he's essentially Vince's ideal of the adult human male incarnate, pays him a huge salary, he goes onto become the youngest WWE Champion in history, becomes a mega star within a matter of months, goes over most of the biggest names in the company at least once before leaving in 2004. He then pops up in New Japan, where he makes a lot of money as well, including winning the IWGP Heavyweight Championship, all but wins a lawsuit with WWE in which WWE's position was that he wasn't allowed to compete for another wrestling promotion until 2010 but reached a settlement with them. Then, he embarks on a mixed martial arts career that sees him become possibly the biggest draw in UFC history, makes mid to upper 6 figures per fight that doesn't include endorsement deals that rake in even more money, becomes UFC Heavyweight Champion before eventually retiring in 2011. He makes a long awaited return to WWE in 2012 to yet another sweetheart deal that has him making more money than almost anyone on the roster despite only wrestling a small handful of times each year in which he again goes over the biggest names on the roster, ends the Undertaker's WrestleMania undefeated streak, wins the WWE Championship for the 4th time by essentially beating John Cena in a squash match, somehow manages to get WWE and UFC to allow Lesnar to compete at the upcoming UFC 200 ppv in which he'll face Mark Hunt for a big salary and, of course, endorsement deals and, if that's not enough, is now the headliner of UFC 200 since the Jones vs. Cormier fight is off due to Jones testing positive for a banned substance via a drug test administered by the USADA. Win or lose, Lesnar still comes back to his sweetheart of a deal to WWE and if he wins, I'd be willing to bet that there'll be at least one more fight for him.
If I sound bitter, I kind of am to be friggin' honest because, at least for me, you kinda wanna see good stuff happen to good people, you know? The problem with that is that Brock Lesnar is an unapologetic prick with no real passion or loyalty for anything, which is well known, yet he's somehow been able to get two of the biggest sports promoters in the world, Vince McMahon and Dana White, to pay him many millions of dollars despite that lack of commitment or passion.
Back in the early 2000s, Vince personally recruits this guy because he's essentially Vince's ideal of the adult human male incarnate, pays him a huge salary, he goes onto become the youngest WWE Champion in history, becomes a mega star within a matter of months, goes over most of the biggest names in the company at least once before leaving in 2004. He then pops up in New Japan, where he makes a lot of money as well, including winning the IWGP Heavyweight Championship, all but wins a lawsuit with WWE in which WWE's position was that he wasn't allowed to compete for another wrestling promotion until 2010 but reached a settlement with them. Then, he embarks on a mixed martial arts career that sees him become possibly the biggest draw in UFC history, makes mid to upper 6 figures per fight that doesn't include endorsement deals that rake in even more money, becomes UFC Heavyweight Champion before eventually retiring in 2011. He makes a long awaited return to WWE in 2012 to yet another sweetheart deal that has him making more money than almost anyone on the roster despite only wrestling a small handful of times each year in which he again goes over the biggest names on the roster, ends the Undertaker's WrestleMania undefeated streak, wins the WWE Championship for the 4th time by essentially beating John Cena in a squash match, somehow manages to get WWE and UFC to allow Lesnar to compete at the upcoming UFC 200 ppv in which he'll face Mark Hunt for a big salary and, of course, endorsement deals and, if that's not enough, is now the headliner of UFC 200 since the Jones vs. Cormier fight is off due to Jones testing positive for a banned substance via a drug test administered by the USADA. Win or lose, Lesnar still comes back to his sweetheart of a deal to WWE and if he wins, I'd be willing to bet that there'll be at least one more fight for him.
If I sound bitter, I kind of am to be friggin' honest because, at least for me, you kinda wanna see good stuff happen to good people, you know? The problem with that is that Brock Lesnar is an unapologetic prick with no real passion or loyalty for anything, which is well known, yet he's somehow been able to get two of the biggest sports promoters in the world, Vince McMahon and Dana White, to pay him many millions of dollars despite that lack of commitment or passion.