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Dark Match Jobber
Good one! I like the lawyer's name by the way. Is it odd that I wouldn't be surprised if Lawler did get arrested for solicitation? lol
**BREAKING NEWS** Jerry Lawler arrested for soliciting a prostitute
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Good one! I like the lawyer's name by the way. Is it odd that I wouldn't be surprised if Lawler did get arrested for solicitation? lol
AntiChristDeicide
Championship Contender
Dude you can't be that stupid. Do you realize what today is? Its April fools day dumbass. If the story about Lawler being arrested was real it would be on wrestlezone on the front page.WJDwjdWJDwjd
Getting Noticed By Management
Lol. I'm glad the mods are letting this thread stay up. Awesome joke and you got some nitwits on here fall for it. I commend you for your trolling abilities, sir.
TheJujuMan
Dark Match Winner
April Fool... there isn't ANY mention on Google News about him being arrested. How many lemmings feel for this one?? LOL
Well done!!
Well done!!
Poop Master Flex
Mid-Card Championship Winner
Oh how I love April Fools day. Very nice joke, I new it was a joke (mostly because I didn't see that article anywhere) but not bad. That does sound like King behaviour afterall lol.
Tripleb2k1
Pre-Show Stalwart
would've been more believable if no mention of intoxication...seeing as its been a known fact that Lawler has never drank a day in his life
Sockpuppet353
Dark Match Winner
This is perhaps a perfect lie. Everyone knows Jerry loves the ladies. Lawler>Cole
TheHitMark-SirJoseOle
A Fan Of Wrestling Not Backstage BS
My thoughts exactly but at the same time no one can take away the fact that the OP has a good sense or humor so no hate there, however anyone that was willing to fall for this rumor would be a complete idiot. However nice job on the part of the OP into fooling a select group of people.
CuddleBuns84
The Wrestling Sex Machine
Happy April Fools! Jeez, nothing on Google for it, no WWE statement.
Plus, how do you go from paying 200 dollars to 40 dollars with a prostitute? Hell, Jerry has the money to buy a good prostitute, not a street walker.
I think he has the connections for a good prostitute or escort. No need for him to be on the street.
Plus, how do you go from paying 200 dollars to 40 dollars with a prostitute? Hell, Jerry has the money to buy a good prostitute, not a street walker.
I think he has the connections for a good prostitute or escort. No need for him to be on the street.
UnBEARaBULLfan
Getting Noticed By Management
Awsome April fools day joke, and you just prooved how many people post without reading the entire post, good 2 for 1 there which I'm sure was one of your objectives. Nicely done.
NoBloodEra
Lets Go FLYERS!!!
Wooooosh, i was kinda shocked...this is why everyone should read the WHOLE post, especially on April Fools Day
HAHA AWESOME job 
Sadly the intelligent people out there knew today was 4/1 lol. And to the morons that actually though this was real and just rushed to be the first to comment. Maybe this will humble you fools into actually reading every single part of the post before making a quick reply. Guess what, nobody cares if you are #1 or #100.
Nice joke though OP The sense of humor is greatly appreciated.
And to the person complaining about the Mods giving you a warning get over it. if you don't give a thought out response to the topic and u just say something like "nice sig pic" that can be considered a warning worthy offense. The mods on here are very unbiased when it comes to giving out warnings. Those that deserve them GET them, those that don't deserve them DON'T get them.
Sadly the intelligent people out there knew today was 4/1 lol. And to the morons that actually though this was real and just rushed to be the first to comment. Maybe this will humble you fools into actually reading every single part of the post before making a quick reply. Guess what, nobody cares if you are #1 or #100.Nice joke though OP
The sense of humor is greatly appreciated.And to the person complaining about the Mods giving you a warning get over it. if you don't give a thought out response to the topic and u just say something like "nice sig pic" that can be considered a warning worthy offense. The mods on here are very unbiased when it comes to giving out warnings. Those that deserve them GET them, those that don't deserve them DON'T get them.
It was a good joke, but perhaps some of you people should realise America isn't the world...some of us live in another country where it is already 02/04 oh by the way some of us write our dates, day first then month as well....I believed it until I read down, but no need to slam people who don't read the entire post like they are morons. Any way I dont read up on a lot of gossip so I didn't know the King didn't drink but sadly I could believe he would pick up a hooker...then after the deed try and barter down the price haha
ugotpwned999
I Can See You... MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH
LOL. Theres people on here that actually think this is true. Actually read the wholee post next time, Otherwise you miss things like Rayne saying 'April Fools'. Oh well, Good joke. This is something i could see actually happening with Lawler.
TheNewStyle
Pre-Show Stalwart
I knew it was a joke before even entering the thread. Good to see I was right.
WrestlingIsReal
Dark Match Winner
great prank.
AntiChristDeicide
Championship Contender
Considering Lawler's reputation with the women it would sound legit, but many of us know he doesn't drink or take drugs. The intoxication part made it less legit, also the fact that it wasn't on the main page on wrestlezone. Then you have to consider the date, anyone with a brain would have figured out it was a joke.
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SH4RUKH
Guest
Great april fools!
LOL, I actually believed that when I first read that, but then I thought if King wanted a prostitute, she would have be a 13 year old girl. All kidding aside, it is finally great to see King, one of the longest tenured employees of the WWE, get his chance to be in the spotlight of Wrestlemania. It is long over due.
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