The Roid Rage
Getting Noticed By Management
Well first let me say how much it makes me vomit to hear you all getting chapped ass from riding the poles of these MMA guys so bad. I think MMA is a joke #1. It's barely even recognized by the sporting press, and frowned upon. It is what it has always been "Cage Fighting" or excuse me more accurately 'Human Cock Fighting". MMA is just the name given to it to make it sound like a real sport, newsflash, it's not. Dana White has even admitted before that they added the weight classes to make it seem more like a "Real Sport". Why would you have to do that if it was anything but?
Now don't think I am just going to support James Toney here either. I have thought he was a joke for years, and he hasn't really been good since he was a middleweight. The only reason he is coming to UFC is because he is washed up in Boxing, can't cut it anymore on the professional level there, and thinks he's badder than he is. But hey, isn't MMA where all guys go who can't cut it in other sports? Of course it is. There are a few exceptions but only a few. I guarantee against a good heavyweight like either of the Klitschko brothers, none of these MMA guys would last 3 boxing rounds, and I am being very generous. MMA guys don't have the endurance, the stamina, the skill, or the heart to beat a real boxer.
I know I know, once the boxer is off his feet it's over right? Wrong. A good boxer would never get taken to the ground, their footwork would not allow it. Simple things like side steps and parries would have these MMA guys falling over themselves, and running into knockout punches. There is also the ability to fight in every direction, MMA guys don't have it. They go either backwards or forwards, very little movement from side to side unless they are running away, trying to circle, acting like they know how to box. Those take-downs aren't going to help against a boxer with decent mobility either. A boxer knows how to use distance, reach, lateral movement, and all around footwork to keep from getting caught by something as feeble and desperate as a take-down. Kicks are a loser too, they take too much time, too much movement, and leave you too exposed and open. You'd have to be either tanked or stupid to get taken out with one of those wild wide kicks, every time I see one of these morons get knocked out by a kick I think to myself "Why didn't you take one step back ASSHOLE!!!???, Maybe then you wouldn't have got this jerk-offs toe jam in your eye.
The ground game, the knees, elbows, submissions, etc... All unnecessary and all cheap. If you have to resort to twisting someones arm to make them say "Uncle", hit them with an elbow, knee them, or try to get them on the ground so that you can pummel them, than I am betting you are a pussy. If you can't use your hands, than what the fuck are you fighting for. If your not good enough to be able to use just your hands, than you need not fight. All that other stuff is just violent and cheap. That is what used to be called dirty fighting, now that honor is lost amongst men though, it is accepted.
People used to fight like men, but unfortunately we somehow went from breeding men to pussy bitches who are afraid to fight fair, and possibly get their ass kicked. There is nothing wrong with taking a beating if you try to fight someone. It means that guy was the better man on that day. Oh well, you live to fight another day, and you can carry yourself with dignity, no excuses. In MMA there are nothing but excuses, and luck. These guys don't know what the fuck they are doing out there. All that happens is one of the two opponents squirming all over each other on the ground happens to find an opening while the two of them are trying to wrap themselves around each other to keep from having to fight for real, on their feet, like men. I could go on and on and on for hours about this and explain in a million different way and for a million different reasons why MMA is a joke, and why Boxing is by far so superior.
On the James Toney thing again though. I don't expect that he'll do so well. After all, he has left a sport he can no longer be competitive enough in, to do something that he can, MMA. Doesn't that tell you enough right there. He is stepping DOWN not up. That should tell you which is the superior sport with the superior athletes. I was told a long time ago, these cage fighters(and that's what they are) are just a bunch of guys who couldn't cut it as boxers, and it holds true today as it did back when I first heard it. James Toney is now your prime example. I don't expect him to be some world beater, or go in there and wipe the floor with people, and I don't expect that because he is a boxer he will be better off. Maybe if we were talking about James Tony 15 years ago, but his skills are diminishing, that is why he is going to MMA. Boxers would hurt him too bad, and so he is going to do something easier, MMA.
I do think in some ways you are all underestimating him to some degree because of your bias. That's fine. You have to remember something though: this is still a world class boxer, past his prime yes, but the skills and knowledge never leave you. He was a very slick, very deceptive fighter. He could go inside or out and bang with anyone, and he has been doing it for years. Do you think that he doesn't have hands or something? Do you think for one second that he doesn't have better hands than any of those MMA guys? If you do your wrong.
Unless there is anyone in the UFC who has been boxing for almost 20 years and has that kind of ring experience and the numerous accomplishments he does. He has won championships across a number of divisions, name me one MMA fighter who has went from middleweight all the way up to heavyweight. How about even better, name me an MMA guy who has had as long and successful a career as Toney, you can't because they don't exist. No one lasts that long in MMA because they get hurt too much too easily. This is because of the unnecessarily violent nature of it, and the fact that the majority of them are so poorly trained. If they were better trained to know how to defend themselves maybe they wouldn't take so much damage and the MMA wouldn't go through champions like toilet paper, that could also have something to do with it being mostly luck too though. One guy gets lucky one night and the other guy gets luck another night.
There is little to no skill involved with MMA, the proof is in the pudding. If it were so tough and you had to be so skilled to do it, anyone off the streets couldn't do it, but they do all the time. If you're a decent club fighter you can be a pro, if you can beat up locally trained assholes with almost as little training as you, you can be a champion in MMA or the UFC particularly. The amateur ring in MMA is fucking ridiculous too. It's riddled with weak regulation, crooked promoters, and a total disregard for health or safety. I think you'd have to be desperate dumb or both to want to fight MMA. People do that because it's too hard to become a pro at anything else, it's the cheap way to short lived glory. I look forward to seeing James Toney try this out. I can't stand him, but I am hoping he doesn't try to fight MMA style, and sticks mostly to his boxing and knocks the shit out of your beloved MMA fighters.
Now don't think I am just going to support James Toney here either. I have thought he was a joke for years, and he hasn't really been good since he was a middleweight. The only reason he is coming to UFC is because he is washed up in Boxing, can't cut it anymore on the professional level there, and thinks he's badder than he is. But hey, isn't MMA where all guys go who can't cut it in other sports? Of course it is. There are a few exceptions but only a few. I guarantee against a good heavyweight like either of the Klitschko brothers, none of these MMA guys would last 3 boxing rounds, and I am being very generous. MMA guys don't have the endurance, the stamina, the skill, or the heart to beat a real boxer.
I know I know, once the boxer is off his feet it's over right? Wrong. A good boxer would never get taken to the ground, their footwork would not allow it. Simple things like side steps and parries would have these MMA guys falling over themselves, and running into knockout punches. There is also the ability to fight in every direction, MMA guys don't have it. They go either backwards or forwards, very little movement from side to side unless they are running away, trying to circle, acting like they know how to box. Those take-downs aren't going to help against a boxer with decent mobility either. A boxer knows how to use distance, reach, lateral movement, and all around footwork to keep from getting caught by something as feeble and desperate as a take-down. Kicks are a loser too, they take too much time, too much movement, and leave you too exposed and open. You'd have to be either tanked or stupid to get taken out with one of those wild wide kicks, every time I see one of these morons get knocked out by a kick I think to myself "Why didn't you take one step back ASSHOLE!!!???, Maybe then you wouldn't have got this jerk-offs toe jam in your eye.
The ground game, the knees, elbows, submissions, etc... All unnecessary and all cheap. If you have to resort to twisting someones arm to make them say "Uncle", hit them with an elbow, knee them, or try to get them on the ground so that you can pummel them, than I am betting you are a pussy. If you can't use your hands, than what the fuck are you fighting for. If your not good enough to be able to use just your hands, than you need not fight. All that other stuff is just violent and cheap. That is what used to be called dirty fighting, now that honor is lost amongst men though, it is accepted.
People used to fight like men, but unfortunately we somehow went from breeding men to pussy bitches who are afraid to fight fair, and possibly get their ass kicked. There is nothing wrong with taking a beating if you try to fight someone. It means that guy was the better man on that day. Oh well, you live to fight another day, and you can carry yourself with dignity, no excuses. In MMA there are nothing but excuses, and luck. These guys don't know what the fuck they are doing out there. All that happens is one of the two opponents squirming all over each other on the ground happens to find an opening while the two of them are trying to wrap themselves around each other to keep from having to fight for real, on their feet, like men. I could go on and on and on for hours about this and explain in a million different way and for a million different reasons why MMA is a joke, and why Boxing is by far so superior.
On the James Toney thing again though. I don't expect that he'll do so well. After all, he has left a sport he can no longer be competitive enough in, to do something that he can, MMA. Doesn't that tell you enough right there. He is stepping DOWN not up. That should tell you which is the superior sport with the superior athletes. I was told a long time ago, these cage fighters(and that's what they are) are just a bunch of guys who couldn't cut it as boxers, and it holds true today as it did back when I first heard it. James Toney is now your prime example. I don't expect him to be some world beater, or go in there and wipe the floor with people, and I don't expect that because he is a boxer he will be better off. Maybe if we were talking about James Tony 15 years ago, but his skills are diminishing, that is why he is going to MMA. Boxers would hurt him too bad, and so he is going to do something easier, MMA.
I do think in some ways you are all underestimating him to some degree because of your bias. That's fine. You have to remember something though: this is still a world class boxer, past his prime yes, but the skills and knowledge never leave you. He was a very slick, very deceptive fighter. He could go inside or out and bang with anyone, and he has been doing it for years. Do you think that he doesn't have hands or something? Do you think for one second that he doesn't have better hands than any of those MMA guys? If you do your wrong.
Unless there is anyone in the UFC who has been boxing for almost 20 years and has that kind of ring experience and the numerous accomplishments he does. He has won championships across a number of divisions, name me one MMA fighter who has went from middleweight all the way up to heavyweight. How about even better, name me an MMA guy who has had as long and successful a career as Toney, you can't because they don't exist. No one lasts that long in MMA because they get hurt too much too easily. This is because of the unnecessarily violent nature of it, and the fact that the majority of them are so poorly trained. If they were better trained to know how to defend themselves maybe they wouldn't take so much damage and the MMA wouldn't go through champions like toilet paper, that could also have something to do with it being mostly luck too though. One guy gets lucky one night and the other guy gets luck another night.
There is little to no skill involved with MMA, the proof is in the pudding. If it were so tough and you had to be so skilled to do it, anyone off the streets couldn't do it, but they do all the time. If you're a decent club fighter you can be a pro, if you can beat up locally trained assholes with almost as little training as you, you can be a champion in MMA or the UFC particularly. The amateur ring in MMA is fucking ridiculous too. It's riddled with weak regulation, crooked promoters, and a total disregard for health or safety. I think you'd have to be desperate dumb or both to want to fight MMA. People do that because it's too hard to become a pro at anything else, it's the cheap way to short lived glory. I look forward to seeing James Toney try this out. I can't stand him, but I am hoping he doesn't try to fight MMA style, and sticks mostly to his boxing and knocks the shit out of your beloved MMA fighters.