Bloodbath: D-Man vs. Himself

[The Crock]

Then you run like hell, that's the TRUE Houdini.

 

[nightmare]

Not only will shooting in her mouth keep you out of baby danger, its healthy for her- ya know, protein and all.

Or you could always just hit her with a Donkey Punch. Classy move, especially after you take her out to a fine dinner at Taco Bell. Stallone should have done that to Bullock in Demolition Man. Now thats class the ladies can appreciate.

 

[D-Man]

I prefer the windshield wiper:

Fuck a girl with glasses, jizz on her glasses and face, and rub it in with your dick like a windshield wiper.

 

[Via Armbar]

I'm a big fan of the Cosby Sweater: eat a nice big bowl of Fruity Pebbles or Trix, any brightly colored cereal really and proceed to vomit on her chest while you give her the good stuff.

 

[nightmare]

Dont forget the ever popular Jewish Moneyclip. While balancing a menorah atop her head she wraps her legs behing her neck, as you proceed to jizz on her face hitting her with nickels as she yells "L'chaim!!!!"