The video begins with Blade standing at the entrance of the WrestleZone Weekend venue, where people are coming and going, happily chatting away about their experiences and their anticipation for Kingdom Come V.
Blade: Good afternoon, interwebs! This is Blade; the Prodigal Son, the Irish Assassin, the Demon of Dublin and Im here today to try out new nicknames and give you guys at home a video tour of whats going down at WrestleZone weekend! Lets go inside!
Blade is standing amongst a few hundred seated fans and Truman Harry, whos on a stage conducting an auction.
Blade: This is where our charity auction is taking place, all the money is going to cancer research and its hosted by the legendary Truman Harrys!
Harrys: Our next item up for bid is the rare, first edition Everest action figure, first released in 2008!
Blade: Holy crap, thats the one missing from my collection.
Blades hand shoots into the air.
Blade: One hundred dollars!
Harrys: One hundred dollars to, err Blade!
On the other side of the room, is Saboteur, also clearly eager to get his hands on the action figure.
Saboteur: One hundred and one!
Harrys: One hundred and one to Saboteur!
Blade: Two hundred!
Saboteur: Two hundred and one!
Blade: Would you stop it Sab!? Five hundred!
Saboteur: Five hundred and one!
The crowd laughs as Blade gives up and walks away.
Blade: Whatever, I dont even want it!
Saboteur does a celebratory dance as Harrys slams the gavel down.
Blade is standing by with a teenage fan dressed in jeans and a leather jacket, with some guy-liner on.
Blade: One of the most interesting parts of events like this are the cosplayers. For example, I found someone dressed as WZCW legend, DK Wilton!
Fan: Im dressed as Thrash
Blade: Im sorry, who?
Fan: Thrash!
Blade: Never heard of him. Moving on!
Blade wanders away from the bewildered fan.
Blade: This is the autograph area, where several of WZCWs best and brightest are signing memorabilia for our awesome fans. I was legally obligated to be one of those signing autographs, but I got distracted when I found this video camera!
Blade pans the camera across the autograph area.
Blade: And at the end there, is Ty Burna. Im sure hes willing to ignore his adoring fans for a moment to have a chat with his favourite Irishman!
Blade walks over to Ty, who has the biggest line out of anyone.
Blade: Ty! Say hi to those watching online!
Ty: Hey, internet!
Ty gives a quick wave to the camera before continuing to sign autographs and shake hands.
Blade: How are you finding WZCWs first ever WrestleZone weekend?
Ty: This has been great. The fans and WZCW stars are having a lot of fun here. I would have never thought I would see something of this scale when I first started in WZCW. Its a testament to how far this company has become.
Blade: Any bold predictions about the tonights matches?
Ty: I discussed this on the WZCW.com feature I was part of but I think the Beard is going to upset Grizzle Bob tonight in the Three Stages of Manliness competition.
Blade: Great, thanks for your time, Ty!
Blade walks away, heading towards the WZCW championships display.
Blade: That was the legendary Ty Burna. Fun fact; the reason I never got chance at the World Title while Ty was champion was because he was genuinely terrified of me. True story. Moving on!
Blade is at the other end of the autograph area, where Grizzly Bob is signing various bits and pieces for his fans. Sitting by his side, his loyal companion, Digger. Blade walks over to Digger, who wags his tail happily as Blade approaches.
Blade: Ladies and gentlemen, Im pleased to say Im about to get the first ever interview with everyones favourite dog, Digger. Digger, how has your life changed since your owner became a TV star?
Digger stares back at Blade, tilting his head slightly in confusion.
Blade: And how are you enjoying WrestleZone Weekend?
A dollop of drool hanging from Diggers chops falls onto the microphone.
Blade: Fantastic. Enjoy the rest of your day.
Blade is standing by with Becky Serra at the video game area.
Blade: While wrestling has mostly male fans, its important to remember the awesome female fans that it has too! Whats your name?
Becky: Blade, its me. Becky.
Blade: Excuse me?
Becky: Becky Serra? I see you every week!
Blade looks at Becky with some scepticism.
Blade: Isnt Becky Shorter?
Becky: Im wearing heels today, Blade.
Blade: Ha! Women, am I right?
Blade walks away from an irritated Becky.
Blade is standing beside a big ring-shaped trampoline where kids are jumping around.
Blade: And this is where we have our trampoline ring for children, where the hyper little bastards can throw themselves around and not get hurt. They
Kid: Blade! Youre a poopyhead!
Blade turns towards the child in the ring.
Blade: Poopyhead?
Blade hands the camera to a fan. He rolls into the ring and stares down the
kid.
Blade: Ill show you whos a poopyhead.
Blade gets down onto his knees and they lock up in the center of the trampoline. The kid twists Blades arm around and drags him down to the mat. Blade begins to tap out furiously. The kid jumps up and down, arms in the air as the crowd that has gathered applauds and laughs. Blade gets up holding his arm. He turns towards the camera man.
Blade: Cut that part out!
Blade is once again standing at the entrance to the venue, his arm in a sling.
Blade: Well there you have it everyone, that concludes my video tour of the WrestleZone Weekend venue! Make sure to tune in tonight for the great set of matches, including whats sure to be a classic street fight between Matt Tastic and Alex Bowen as well as a one-armed Blade trying to overcome the odds against Izzy Stone and Triple X! Bye!
Cut to black
Blade: Good afternoon, interwebs! This is Blade; the Prodigal Son, the Irish Assassin, the Demon of Dublin and Im here today to try out new nicknames and give you guys at home a video tour of whats going down at WrestleZone weekend! Lets go inside!
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Blade is standing amongst a few hundred seated fans and Truman Harry, whos on a stage conducting an auction.
Blade: This is where our charity auction is taking place, all the money is going to cancer research and its hosted by the legendary Truman Harrys!
Harrys: Our next item up for bid is the rare, first edition Everest action figure, first released in 2008!
Blade: Holy crap, thats the one missing from my collection.
Blades hand shoots into the air.
Blade: One hundred dollars!
Harrys: One hundred dollars to, err Blade!
On the other side of the room, is Saboteur, also clearly eager to get his hands on the action figure.
Saboteur: One hundred and one!
Harrys: One hundred and one to Saboteur!
Blade: Two hundred!
Saboteur: Two hundred and one!
Blade: Would you stop it Sab!? Five hundred!
Saboteur: Five hundred and one!
The crowd laughs as Blade gives up and walks away.
Blade: Whatever, I dont even want it!
Saboteur does a celebratory dance as Harrys slams the gavel down.
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Blade is standing by with a teenage fan dressed in jeans and a leather jacket, with some guy-liner on.
Blade: One of the most interesting parts of events like this are the cosplayers. For example, I found someone dressed as WZCW legend, DK Wilton!
Fan: Im dressed as Thrash
Blade: Im sorry, who?
Fan: Thrash!
Blade: Never heard of him. Moving on!
Blade wanders away from the bewildered fan.
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Blade: This is the autograph area, where several of WZCWs best and brightest are signing memorabilia for our awesome fans. I was legally obligated to be one of those signing autographs, but I got distracted when I found this video camera!
Blade pans the camera across the autograph area.
Blade: And at the end there, is Ty Burna. Im sure hes willing to ignore his adoring fans for a moment to have a chat with his favourite Irishman!
Blade walks over to Ty, who has the biggest line out of anyone.
Blade: Ty! Say hi to those watching online!
Ty: Hey, internet!
Ty gives a quick wave to the camera before continuing to sign autographs and shake hands.
Blade: How are you finding WZCWs first ever WrestleZone weekend?
Ty: This has been great. The fans and WZCW stars are having a lot of fun here. I would have never thought I would see something of this scale when I first started in WZCW. Its a testament to how far this company has become.
Blade: Any bold predictions about the tonights matches?
Ty: I discussed this on the WZCW.com feature I was part of but I think the Beard is going to upset Grizzle Bob tonight in the Three Stages of Manliness competition.
Blade: Great, thanks for your time, Ty!
Blade walks away, heading towards the WZCW championships display.
Blade: That was the legendary Ty Burna. Fun fact; the reason I never got chance at the World Title while Ty was champion was because he was genuinely terrified of me. True story. Moving on!
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Blade is at the other end of the autograph area, where Grizzly Bob is signing various bits and pieces for his fans. Sitting by his side, his loyal companion, Digger. Blade walks over to Digger, who wags his tail happily as Blade approaches.
Blade: Ladies and gentlemen, Im pleased to say Im about to get the first ever interview with everyones favourite dog, Digger. Digger, how has your life changed since your owner became a TV star?
Digger stares back at Blade, tilting his head slightly in confusion.
Blade: And how are you enjoying WrestleZone Weekend?
A dollop of drool hanging from Diggers chops falls onto the microphone.
Blade: Fantastic. Enjoy the rest of your day.
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Blade is standing by with Becky Serra at the video game area.
Blade: While wrestling has mostly male fans, its important to remember the awesome female fans that it has too! Whats your name?
Becky: Blade, its me. Becky.
Blade: Excuse me?
Becky: Becky Serra? I see you every week!
Blade looks at Becky with some scepticism.
Blade: Isnt Becky Shorter?
Becky: Im wearing heels today, Blade.
Blade: Ha! Women, am I right?
Blade walks away from an irritated Becky.
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Blade is standing beside a big ring-shaped trampoline where kids are jumping around.
Blade: And this is where we have our trampoline ring for children, where the hyper little bastards can throw themselves around and not get hurt. They
Kid: Blade! Youre a poopyhead!
Blade turns towards the child in the ring.
Blade: Poopyhead?
Blade hands the camera to a fan. He rolls into the ring and stares down the
kid.
Blade: Ill show you whos a poopyhead.
Blade gets down onto his knees and they lock up in the center of the trampoline. The kid twists Blades arm around and drags him down to the mat. Blade begins to tap out furiously. The kid jumps up and down, arms in the air as the crowd that has gathered applauds and laughs. Blade gets up holding his arm. He turns towards the camera man.
Blade: Cut that part out!
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Blade is once again standing at the entrance to the venue, his arm in a sling.
Blade: Well there you have it everyone, that concludes my video tour of the WrestleZone Weekend venue! Make sure to tune in tonight for the great set of matches, including whats sure to be a classic street fight between Matt Tastic and Alex Bowen as well as a one-armed Blade trying to overcome the odds against Izzy Stone and Triple X! Bye!
Cut to black
