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[shattered dreams]

EOTY awards are out and there is a distinct possibility at least two people other than Sam will win an award. This thread is for the rest of us. Screw the whims of the proletariat, just tell everyone what you are the best at. No one besides Dman even knows what a mentee is but everyone wants to know if anyone thinks they can out shit Nate.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I think mentees are panties for men.

 

[shattered dreams]

Are they more comfortable after you get your balls cut off?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

You think I had a vasectomy to avoid having any more kids? Please.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

I believe I could do a better shit on the rug than Nate.

I could also fail harder than Shake trying to post porn

I could be more creepy than TM.

I can lie more than Coco

I can hate moles more than Jackiz.

I can use more big words than Gelgarin.

I can use more rolling eyes emoticons, in a single post than Slyfox.

 

[Барбоса]

I imagine that I am the best at something.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Historical knowledge? I know its a bit more specific than ALL the history but you seem to be clued in to a lot of things.

 

[Барбоса]

I suppose that'll have to do

 

[Ming]

I suppose that'll have to do

How about Elder Scrolls conjecture?

 

[Nate DaMac]

You cannot out-shit me, nor can you out-shit-story me. Don't kid yourselves.

 

[Natural Selection]

I can play video game hockey like a boss and make pizza, but not the best at either. Damn me and my lack of talent.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

I probably know more about the reality shows Survivor and Big Brother then anybody on here if that matters

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

I was in prison for under three weeks. That COULD be a record.

 

[IHW]

I probably know more about the reality shows Survivor and Big Brother then anybody on here if that matters

I know an awful lot about Survivor. Not Big Brother, though.

 

[GI Cake]

JGlass tells me I'm good at video games.

 

[Bernkastel]

My anime knowledge probably surpasses anyone else's on the forum. And I'm likely to be still the #1 authority on women's wrestling as well.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

In-terms of wrestling, not many will exceed my knowledge of Ring of Honor. As for extracuricular activites, I'm a pretty badass cook if I do say so myself. It was either this or the amount of injuries I've suffered, I went with cooking.

 

[Natural Selection]

I was in prison for under three weeks. That COULD be a record.

I had a three day prison stint.

 

[Lowdown]

I probably know more about old school sitcoms than most cats.

 

[shattered dreams]

You are first or you are last. Save the good, probably and better than most talk for the losers lounge. If you are the best own it, if you aren't stay in obscurity.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

I know an awful lot about Survivor. Not Big Brother, though.

We must find out who's the best sometime. There can be only one.

 

[Gelgarin]

Parlaying Wikipedia into knowledge, claiming ethical high ground and understanding grammar. Probably some other stuff as well, but that's what comes to mind.

 

[Барбоса]

Parlaying Wikipedia into knowledge, claiming ethical high ground and understanding grammar. Probably some other stuff as well, but that's what comes to mind.

Usually top notch spelling?

 

[Gelgarin]

No. Very, very dyslexic. Take away my spell checker and my spelling is about as bad as anyone here's.

 

[Барбоса]

Best Russian accent in development?