Beggers Can Be Choosers

[George Steele's Barber]

Based on my interactions with most on this board I would guess that not many of us have desirable women kicking down our doors. But that certainly doesn't stop us from having our hang ups about who we choose to have sex with.

For me I don't know if I could be with a woman that had any of my sister's, mother's or grandmothers' names.

What small thing would make it hard for you to have sex with a woman (a penis, haha very funny)? Or what weird hang up do you have? Do you strictly have a type?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

They can not have previously made either physical or eye contact with another man.

 

[Remy LaCroix]

Anyone with the same name as a close kin member, like my sister or a cousin. Not even in porn!

And skin tone darker than me.

 

[Harthan]

They can not have previously made either physical or eye contact with another man.

You're more liberal than I. Frankly, if she's even left her home, she might as well be burned at the stake, the filthy goddamn ****e.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

You're more liberal than I. Frankly, if she's even left her home, she might as well be burned at the stake, the filthy goddamn ****e.

I will allow them to have gone out before I meet them. I like my women practiced at going to the grocery.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

I will allow them to have gone out before I meet them. I like my women practiced at going to the grocery.

Your first born will come from the glint in the milkman's eyes.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

They can not have previously made either physical or eye contact with another man.

I was totally going to set you up with Elizabeth Smart before she got free.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Chubby women or gtfo.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Cannot have previously slept with a black guy.

Cannot be fatter than me.

 

[Uncle Sam]

For me I don't know if I could be with a woman that had any of my sister's, mother's or grandmothers' names.

I'd never even contemplated this.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

I'd never even contemplated this.

Pets don't count love.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Pets don't count love.

Do you mean "Pets don't count love" or "Pets don't count, love"? Because either has me befuddled.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Must produce fully working vagina before intimate contact.

 

[JGlass]

I never understood the hate Lillian Garcia gets. Absolutely stunning eyes, a great smile. rockin' body. What's not to love?

As for thing that would be hard for me to have sex with a woman... having the same name as my mom or sister would be weird. Also, having bad teeth would make it very difficult.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

I never understood the hate Lillian Garcia gets. Absolutely stunning eyes, a great smile. rockin' body. What's not to love?

I think it has something to do with her gigantic head. Not that it bothers me, I'd still destroy that.

 

[JGlass]

Seems totally proportional to me. And she's fucking smoking. I don't get it. Is it because Triple H and HBK consider her to be unattractive? You can't listen to them, they have receding hairlines and massive egos.

 

[Poop Master Flex]

No penis, no prolapsed asshole, no STD's. Otherwise I'm good.

 

[shattered dreams]

It seems many of you make the mistake of learning her name.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Do you mean "Pets don't count love" or "Pets don't count, love"? Because either has me befuddled.

If you take it both ways here, it would not make much difference.


Or sense.

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

Should not nag about me drifting off to sleep as soon as we finish making love.

Should spank her own ass while making love.

Experienced but disease free so that she can teach me some moves in bed.

 

[Alex]

Can't remind me of my mother

 

[Mustang Sally]

You guys are unbelievable.

 

[SD619]

You guys are unbelievable.

Complaining about the weird choices of guys on a wrestling forum

 

[shattered dreams]

You guys are unbelievable.

Let me guess, your most recent boyfriend's mom was named Sally

 

[Harthan]

Seems totally proportional to me. And she's fucking smoking. I don't get it. Is it because Triple H and HBK consider her to be unattractive? You can't listen to them, they have receding hairlines and massive egos.

She looks too much like Sarah Jessica Parker.

See? Dead ringer.