Batista Uses The Ankle Lock ? WTF!
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Bitch and whine, bitch and whine, bitch and whine, would you like fries with that? First you complain about him not having any wrestling maneuvers, he tries (I'm guess it was his best) one, it doesn't come out right and now you want him stick to his basic punching and tackling. Last I checked it takes a lot of practice to master a submission, I'm sure it didn't take one try for Flair to do a perfect figure four leg lock, or Bret Hart to do a Sharpshooter, it takes years of practice. The fact that Batista is giving it a try is great, give him time, if he doesn't lose interest we might see a more tolerable Batista, or he might snap someones ankle by mistake.
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I like Batista using the Ankle Lock. It looks like it really hurts when he does it. When Angle does it, it looks effective as is, but having someones foot caught in Batistas arms is quite scary. I though it was good enough that he uses it, then he added the grapevine. Oh, you know that would hurt. After a few weeks or months of using it, Im sure hell perfect it.
Speaking of Batista and Mysterio, I see their finishing move sequence going like this. Rey hits the 619, which hits the opponent and somehow gets his head between the Animals legs. Dave then picks the guy up, turns him around, and Mysterio Drops the Dime as Dave Batista Bombs the opponent. Has that ever been done before?? Sorry if the description isnt good enough, but weve all seen enough wrestling to know what Im talking about, right??
Speaking of Batista and Mysterio, I see their finishing move sequence going like this. Rey hits the 619, which hits the opponent and somehow gets his head between the Animals legs. Dave then picks the guy up, turns him around, and Mysterio Drops the Dime as Dave Batista Bombs the opponent. Has that ever been done before?? Sorry if the description isnt good enough, but weve all seen enough wrestling to know what Im talking about, right??
People don't like seeing poorly performed wrestling moves. Who does? Why should we be happy that he can't perform an adequate ankle lock?
Not really. An ankle lock is about as easy of a move as you can do, literally anyone could do it. I could go and do it right now on someone if I wanted to, it's incredibly easy. You grab their ankle, and pretend to twist it. Requires zero practice.
Years? What are you talking about? Years to figure out how to do a sharpshooter or a figure four? You are seriously overestimating how difficult these moves are to perform. They really aren't that difficult, anyone could do them with absolutely zero wrestling training whatsoever.
It's an ankle lock. My five year old cousin can do them, and it still looks better than that joke of an ankle lock Batista attempted on Smackdown.
The man is shit, and always will be. I guess we couldn't expect too much out of someone who wasn't even good enough to make it into the WCW Power Plant.
Ahh Batista, you f#ck up, look at the trouble you got me for trying to defend your ass, is it too hard for you to ask someone for some pointers on how to do the maneuver, or do you need a map. I mean look at your co-workers, CM Punk, Chris Jericho, The Undertaker, Finlay... What, did the surgery remove your ability to ask someone for help, or is your ego bigger then your sowed up muscles, really man, Xfearbefore is right (thanks), it takes years to master submission wrestling, but it should take you about half an hour (given your IQ) to figure out how to grab an ankle and fake that your twisting it. Don't let your pride get the better of you, if you wanna try something new, just ask.
By the way, in my previous post, I , overexaggerated, yes OVEREXAGGERATED, basically, I broke kayfabe, but still, Batista should vary his offense more, but as I already mentioned, if he doesn't know how to do a move, he should just ask someone how to do it.
Side Note: Speaking of asking, I'm learning to do sig graphics so if anyone can give me a review I would appreciate it,http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=69101. (shameless plug, sorry)
By the way, in my previous post, I , overexaggerated, yes OVEREXAGGERATED, basically, I broke kayfabe, but still, Batista should vary his offense more, but as I already mentioned, if he doesn't know how to do a move, he should just ask someone how to do it.
Side Note: Speaking of asking, I'm learning to do sig graphics so if anyone can give me a review I would appreciate it,http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=69101. (shameless plug, sorry)
