Bar Room Self-Superlatives

[Mr. TM]

I kinda like Santino.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I kinda like Santino.

In the way that X and I kinda like pot, or KB kinda likes young boys.

 

[RVDgurl]

hey, your idol's on my sig! check it!

He does NOT have a conehead, mister!

 

[Lee]

Pretty sure I'm the only Jew.

the original coco's a jew

 

[klunderbunker]

In the way that X and I kinda like pot, or KB kinda likes young boys.

Since wen have I liked young boys?

 

[X]

KB...Jake and I are considering extending a contract your way for a five-movie deal for our snuff film production company. When can you start? And do you have a problem with table saws?

 

[klunderbunker]

Who else would be in it, and who is getting knocked off?

 

[FromTheSouth]

Since wen have I liked young boys?

Since when haven't you?


SavageTaker is a youngin and I believe you invited him to shove all kinds of things in you.

 

[Jane]

I'm more than likely the only Canadian here.

 

[klunderbunker]

Didn't know he was underage and certainly didn't like him.

 

[X]

...Umm...huh? TM is Canadian Jane. There are a ton of Canadians on here. Simpsons-fanatic is as well I'm pretty sure.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I think SavageTaker is a creep.

 

[The Dewbliners]

I'm perhaps the only one on here that reads medical and legal texts, just because I'm bored and can't think of anything else to do.

I'm probably the only person on here who has been to, or lived in, the great city of Hamilton, Ohio.

 

[Mr. TM]

List of some Canadians on this forum

4th Face of Foley
afromania
Bloodlust
Canadian Knight
Chrisjeffers
Hayles
Infamous_Eric
JenovasWitness
KombatAlt
Ms. TM Canada
mysterio_fan
Pepper Wadman
Showtime 24/7
TM
Undercurrent
x8xCaptain_Charismax8x
simpsons_fantatic
Rosco
Blogfrog
HaileyRose
George something

 

[X]

I'm the only person on these forums who grew up 20 feet away from the spot where Bob Dylan first plugged in an electric guitar and shocked the folk and rock world.

 

[Mr. TM]

I live on a mountain.

 

[Fizzy]

To get to know each other better, list a couple of superlatives that you think should be credited to you in the Bar Room. Since you obviously won't know every single trait of every poster in the Bar Room, you can't be positive you deserve that superlative. If you see someone's self-superlative and think you should be credited with it, feel free to call that person out on it. From anything to biggest pervert to fastest runner, let 'em fly.

For example:

I am probably taller than anyone else in the Bar Room.

I am probably a faster swimmer than anyone else in the Bar Room.

I am a pretty damn good swimmer bud.

 

[Mr. TM]

I hold multiple WAAS records in swimming actually.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I swim a 3.8 forty.

 

[Mr. TM]

I drive a 4 minute mile.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

You drive 15 miles per hour.

 

[SavageTaker]

SavageTaker is a youngin and I believe you invited him to shove all kinds of things in you.

I'm going to sig that.

 

[Mr. TM]

You drive 15 miles per hour.

Im not great on conversions.

 

[SavageTaker]

I think SavageTaker is a creep.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Im not great on conversions.

I figure it's around 18-22 km.