ATTN: Black people

[Coco]

Do you find white women attractive or is this a way to get back at us for slavery? If you do find them attractive, don't you find it odd that so few of us white WZ-going males find your women attractive? I mean, I'm not saying that this could serve as proof that whites are the superior race or anything like that, but I don't it would hurt such a case.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Almost every guy that isn't white wants a white woman...this is like scientific fact.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Yeah, but they only get the fat bitches.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Yeah, but they only get the fat bitches.

Or rich teenage bitches trying to piss off their parents.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Or rich teenage bitches trying to piss off their parents.

You'd end up strangling them during sex, surely. Because rich Americans are irritating, teenage girls are irritating and, well, you see where I'm going with this.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

All black people look the same!

 

[Sparky]

my partner kept on thinking bobby lashly was the mummas boy. ( shelton Benjamin)

 

[Alex]

Black, white latina, I don't give a shit so long as their hot

 

[Mustang Sally]

Or rich teenage bitches trying to piss off their parents.

I've known several girls who did this. When people come down on this kind of thing, they mistakenly focus on genetic or physical differences, but the problem is actually cultural: Most rich white girls have almost nothing in common with black men as far as cultural background. This makes it virtually impossible to have a long-term relationship.

The white girl must really want to piss her folks off to keep it going.

 

[Jonnie Walker]

I bang white women because, I'm half white, and because I find them much more attractive than black women, or any other race. By the way, my girlfriend is not fat. She's pregnant fat right now, but she wasn't beforehand. It's not a slavery thing, maybe they are giving us reparation blowjobs and all that good sex stuff.

 

[Lee]

You're breeding?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Some days I ponder if I'm fertile. Other days I decide I'm not massively bothered either way.

 

[Jonnie Walker]

You're breeding?

I assume you breeze right through everything I say, as my girlfriend has been pregnant for almost 4 months now.

 

[Lee]

neh I just don't pay attention

 

[Jonnie Walker]

neh I just don't pay attention

Ah. Well, yes, I'm breeding.