Ask Jake

[Mexican Geek]

Lmao death.

Ok Ive got one...
You are magically transported by an evil Dark Fairy into a room with no doors nor windows. All that is in this idle room are a table and a mirror. What can you do to excape?

And you complain about your Rep? Give me a break. j/k Muffin.

Ok Jake, Here's an easy one.


Can you name your 3 favorite alcoholic beverages?. No special order, just list them.

 

[Colamania]

You have a knife, a midget and a roulette wheel. What are your plans for the evening?

 

[sincade20]

There word going around town saying you are the true baby father of scary spice baby. Is this true?

 

[Egg McMuffin]

And you complain about your Rep? Give me a break. j/k Muffin.

What the fuck are you on about?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

And you complain about your Rep? Give me a break. j/k Muffin.

Ok Jake, Here's an easy one.


Can you name your 3 favorite alcoholic beverages?. No special order, just list them.

Grolsch (Lager)
Ouzo
Absinthe

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You have a knife, a midget and a roulette wheel. What are your plans for the evening?

Play a game of roulette while munching on midget ribs. The obvious choice is boring.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

There word going around town saying you are the true baby father of scary spice baby. Is this true?

Well we dont know that for sure.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

What the fuck are you on about?

Jake.

 

[Mexican Geek]

Absynthe, great choice. It is banned here at the States though

Ok, here's another one:

How many countries have you visited in the last 5 years?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

America, Wales, Scotland, N. Ireland, Greece, Bulgaria, Peru, Portugal, France, Germany, Japan and maybe a few others.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Is Wales all it's hyped up to be?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It's incredibly similar to England. There's no border or nuttin to keep out those free loading Welsh either.

 

[Uncle Sam]

How would you enforce the segregation of the Welsh and Scottish from the noble Englishmen?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The film Escape From New York has always made a huge statement to me. The Welsh and the Scots are all criminals anyway.

 

[justinsayne]

out of these three choices which do you prefer to watch WWE, TNA, or ROH?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

ROH followed by WWE than a distant third is TNA. Well Impact is a distant third. I still think TNA PPV's are far more interesting than WWE's. On average.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Are two hours better than one? Just in general.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

In Life: No. If I could cut my life in half I would.

TNA: No. TNA wont space out there shows more when they go to two hours. They just cram more shit into those two hours. And they'll just have more time to showcase talent that's already had it's day.

 

[Egg McMuffin]

In Life: No. If I could cut my life in half I would.

Does this mean if you could die towards the end of october instead of in december you would?

 

[sincade20]

WWE diva Layla El is from England right? What part? So Jake I heard you taking Prince Harry place. So can you put in a little word from me because I think English Chicks are hot!

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Does this mean if you could die towards the end of october instead of in december you would?

No. But If I wasn't dying in December I would like it that way.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

WWE diva Layla El is from England right? What part? So Jake I heard you taking Prince Harry place. So can you put in a little word from me because I think English Chicks are hot!

I'm actually taking Prince Williams place, because his girlfriend is hot.

I've got no idea where Layla's from, I'll guess London.

English chicks are no hotter than American ones.

 

[Egg McMuffin]

Have you ever got any funny looks or questions when you buy all your porn frm cash and carry?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Is it possible to kill a man with a single glance?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Have you ever got any funny looks or questions when you buy all your porn frm cash and carry?

No. Because the people at the cash and carry know I make more money that the people buying loads of copies of The Marine.