We open without pomp or circumstance as we fade in one of WZCW headquarters many TV studios where we are greeted by a most sinister sight; Steven Holmes. “The Elite” is sat on a stool and beside him sits a table of similar style. Atop it is a closed suitcase. Holmes, as always, is dressed impeccably, his suit highly fashionable and likely highly expensive. Then, he begins:
Holmes: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Allow me first to apologise for suspending your opening montage set to generic rock music, that and of course your overly loud, unnecessarily expensive pyrotechnics display. I’m afraid they have to be put on hold because quite frankly what I have to say is far more important.
The live crowd provides a soundtrack, booing Holmes’s statements.
Holmes: Now let me cut straight to the point. I’ve recently been distracted from my quest to become the Heavyweight Champion of the World and your omnipotent overlord by an upstart by the name of Triple X.
Cheering sweeps across the arena as Holmes shudders and sneers.
Holmes: Now obviously I have far more important things to do than engage a far inferior talent such as Triple X in combat and as such, that’s why I am unveiling this:
Holmes unclips the briefcase. He slowly opens it. Within it are piles and piles of money well ordered and organised into rows.
Holmes: This is $500,000 and it shall go to the man, woman or child who eliminates Triple X from WZCW.
Holmes smirks, dipping his hand into the briefcase to pull out a stack of cash. He lifts it to his nose and inhales, smirking all the while.
Holmes: Let the games begin...
As Holmes laughs, we cut to Ascension’s opening video...
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Connor: "Welcome everyone to Ascension and I'm here with Jack Cohen and Jack, we've already got some drama starting up the show as Holmes offers people half a million dollars to take down Triple X."
Cohen: "I'm thinking about taking Holmes up on his offer. I've got a few gambling debts to pay off."
Connor: "Well hopefully this bounty is reversed but right now, let's start off the show with tag team action."
We cross to Selena Anderson in the ring, ready to announce.
Anderson: The opening match of Ascension 58 is scheduled for one fall. Already in the ring, representing the Stark Talent Agency, Connor Reese, Wilhelm Wunderbar and Benjamin Hoss!
Connor: “A group like this should be menacing but Connor Reese maybe just doesn’t have the It Factor like we thought he did.”
Cohen: “I believe in Connor Reese.”
Connor: “Me too, just like I believe in those Japanese adverts you did last year Jack.”
Anderson: And on their way to the ring, the team of Sandy Deserts and Celeste Crimson, Fairy Glitter Armageddon!
Connor: “I’d rather believe in something I can pin my hat on. These two ladies are going to be a great team, I can feel it.”
Cohen: “When I see these two ladies, I feel something that I can hang my hat on.”
Connor: “Jack Cohen! You disgusting old man!”
Cohen: “Hey! Less of the old!”
Connor: ”Anyway, back onto the match while Jack Cohen perves away! This will be a great tester for Al Stark’s band of merry men.”
Celeste and Sandy make their way out to ringside and pose on the turnbuckles. The duo of Wunderbar and Reese rush the ladies before the ref rings the bell and he tries to break up the assault. The ref eventually pulls Wunderbar and Reese back and both men are forced to halt their attack. Wunderbar pushes past the official and he orders Reese and Hoss to pull the ladies to their feet but this revives Sandy and Celeste. Hoss and Reese are rocked by forearms to the face but Wilhelm throws Sandy over the top rope to the outside, leaving Celeste on her own with Hoss towering over her.
Cohen: “You need to show some respect to Mr Stark! His agency may be the greatest collection of talent in WZCW history.”
Connor: “Yeah.....no”
Sandy has landed almost totally on her feet. She immediately goes for Alicia who screams. That causes all three men in the ring to turn around. Celeste is dropped by Hoss. Wunderbar and Reese charge out of the ring and Sandy runs away.
Connor: “This is crazy! Sandy Deserts has grabbed Alicia Hoss!”
Cohen: “Assault! Assault!”
Connor: “And Benjamin Hoss looks like a lost lamb!”
The referee rings the bell! Hoss looks on dumbfounded in the confusion as Wunderbar goes mental on the outside. We see Celeste backed off into the corner where Alicia and Wunderbar are on the floor and Reese is on the apron. Alicia desperately yells “Charge” to her brother and he lunges forward but Celeste moves out of the way! The impact has little effect on the giant and Reese tags himself in.
Connor: “Celeste has outmanoeuvred Benjamin Hoss and Connor Reese comes in!”
With Wunderbar and Alicia screaming orders on the outside, Reese hooks Celeste’s arms behind her. Hoss does he is told and backs off before lunging forward. Celeste forces an arm free and pulls Reese out of the way. Hoss charges into the ropes and ends up hanging himself in between the top and middle cords! Alicia and Wunderbar race to help the big man. Celeste reaches Sandy in their corner and Deserts comes in!
Cohen: “Help him! Help Connor!”
Connor: “Oh boy, this is not going to end well.”
He receives the Mists of Rheum to the face that dazes him. Celeste gets in position to hit a German Suplex just as Sandy hits the Springboard Seated Senton! The team move works brilliantly and they follow it up quickly with The Crimson Nightmare. Even before the girls can torque their respective submission moves, the self-proclaimed Future of Professional Wrestling cannot tap quickly enough. Hoss is still tangled in the ropes and Wunderbar yells infuriated as he sees his protégé fall in the centre of the ring.
Cohen: “That’s damn impressive teamwork by this new combination.”
Your winners, the team of Sandy Deserts and Celeste Crimson, Fairy Glitter Armageddon
Connor: “Alex Stark is not going to be happy.”
Cohen: “That’s Mr Stark to you.”
Connor: “Well Mr Stark has just seen his boys fall apart against a less experienced unit. So much for Connor’s aspiration of being a Tag Team Champion.”
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We see the Grand Mystique backstage. The man is almost surrounded by darkness but what light there is, it picks out the rich shades of blue and silver in his mask.
GM: “Tonight, Universal Evil puts a stake through the heart of the legend that is Titus. He will go down alongside David Cougar as a another famous victim of the Hand of Prophecy. But while I should go on to claim my rightful shot at the WZCW World Champion; that is not my destiny at this time.”
“No, we will finish what we have started. The soul of Strikeforce has been ripped apart and it’s now time to destroy their heart. There is no fun in doing this quickly. No, we will delay the inevitable and torture it slowly, giving the rest of WZCW a preview of what can be their future.”
“Mikey Stormrage is going to fail in his bastardised quest for revenge and my brothers are going to seize the opportunity that they created at Unscripted.”
Holmes: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Allow me first to apologise for suspending your opening montage set to generic rock music, that and of course your overly loud, unnecessarily expensive pyrotechnics display. I’m afraid they have to be put on hold because quite frankly what I have to say is far more important.
The live crowd provides a soundtrack, booing Holmes’s statements.
Holmes: Now let me cut straight to the point. I’ve recently been distracted from my quest to become the Heavyweight Champion of the World and your omnipotent overlord by an upstart by the name of Triple X.
Cheering sweeps across the arena as Holmes shudders and sneers.
Holmes: Now obviously I have far more important things to do than engage a far inferior talent such as Triple X in combat and as such, that’s why I am unveiling this:
Holmes unclips the briefcase. He slowly opens it. Within it are piles and piles of money well ordered and organised into rows.
Holmes: This is $500,000 and it shall go to the man, woman or child who eliminates Triple X from WZCW.
Holmes smirks, dipping his hand into the briefcase to pull out a stack of cash. He lifts it to his nose and inhales, smirking all the while.
Holmes: Let the games begin...
As Holmes laughs, we cut to Ascension’s opening video...
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Connor: "Welcome everyone to Ascension and I'm here with Jack Cohen and Jack, we've already got some drama starting up the show as Holmes offers people half a million dollars to take down Triple X."
Cohen: "I'm thinking about taking Holmes up on his offer. I've got a few gambling debts to pay off."
Connor: "Well hopefully this bounty is reversed but right now, let's start off the show with tag team action."
We cross to Selena Anderson in the ring, ready to announce.
Anderson: The opening match of Ascension 58 is scheduled for one fall. Already in the ring, representing the Stark Talent Agency, Connor Reese, Wilhelm Wunderbar and Benjamin Hoss!
Connor: “A group like this should be menacing but Connor Reese maybe just doesn’t have the It Factor like we thought he did.”
Cohen: “I believe in Connor Reese.”
Connor: “Me too, just like I believe in those Japanese adverts you did last year Jack.”
Anderson: And on their way to the ring, the team of Sandy Deserts and Celeste Crimson, Fairy Glitter Armageddon!
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Connor: “I’d rather believe in something I can pin my hat on. These two ladies are going to be a great team, I can feel it.”
Cohen: “When I see these two ladies, I feel something that I can hang my hat on.”
Connor: “Jack Cohen! You disgusting old man!”
Cohen: “Hey! Less of the old!”
Connor: ”Anyway, back onto the match while Jack Cohen perves away! This will be a great tester for Al Stark’s band of merry men.”
Celeste and Sandy make their way out to ringside and pose on the turnbuckles. The duo of Wunderbar and Reese rush the ladies before the ref rings the bell and he tries to break up the assault. The ref eventually pulls Wunderbar and Reese back and both men are forced to halt their attack. Wunderbar pushes past the official and he orders Reese and Hoss to pull the ladies to their feet but this revives Sandy and Celeste. Hoss and Reese are rocked by forearms to the face but Wilhelm throws Sandy over the top rope to the outside, leaving Celeste on her own with Hoss towering over her.
Cohen: “You need to show some respect to Mr Stark! His agency may be the greatest collection of talent in WZCW history.”
Connor: “Yeah.....no”
Sandy has landed almost totally on her feet. She immediately goes for Alicia who screams. That causes all three men in the ring to turn around. Celeste is dropped by Hoss. Wunderbar and Reese charge out of the ring and Sandy runs away.
Connor: “This is crazy! Sandy Deserts has grabbed Alicia Hoss!”
Cohen: “Assault! Assault!”
Connor: “And Benjamin Hoss looks like a lost lamb!”
The referee rings the bell! Hoss looks on dumbfounded in the confusion as Wunderbar goes mental on the outside. We see Celeste backed off into the corner where Alicia and Wunderbar are on the floor and Reese is on the apron. Alicia desperately yells “Charge” to her brother and he lunges forward but Celeste moves out of the way! The impact has little effect on the giant and Reese tags himself in.
Connor: “Celeste has outmanoeuvred Benjamin Hoss and Connor Reese comes in!”
With Wunderbar and Alicia screaming orders on the outside, Reese hooks Celeste’s arms behind her. Hoss does he is told and backs off before lunging forward. Celeste forces an arm free and pulls Reese out of the way. Hoss charges into the ropes and ends up hanging himself in between the top and middle cords! Alicia and Wunderbar race to help the big man. Celeste reaches Sandy in their corner and Deserts comes in!
Cohen: “Help him! Help Connor!”
Connor: “Oh boy, this is not going to end well.”
He receives the Mists of Rheum to the face that dazes him. Celeste gets in position to hit a German Suplex just as Sandy hits the Springboard Seated Senton! The team move works brilliantly and they follow it up quickly with The Crimson Nightmare. Even before the girls can torque their respective submission moves, the self-proclaimed Future of Professional Wrestling cannot tap quickly enough. Hoss is still tangled in the ropes and Wunderbar yells infuriated as he sees his protégé fall in the centre of the ring.
Cohen: “That’s damn impressive teamwork by this new combination.”
Your winners, the team of Sandy Deserts and Celeste Crimson, Fairy Glitter Armageddon
Connor: “Alex Stark is not going to be happy.”
Cohen: “That’s Mr Stark to you.”
Connor: “Well Mr Stark has just seen his boys fall apart against a less experienced unit. So much for Connor’s aspiration of being a Tag Team Champion.”
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We see the Grand Mystique backstage. The man is almost surrounded by darkness but what light there is, it picks out the rich shades of blue and silver in his mask.
GM: “Tonight, Universal Evil puts a stake through the heart of the legend that is Titus. He will go down alongside David Cougar as a another famous victim of the Hand of Prophecy. But while I should go on to claim my rightful shot at the WZCW World Champion; that is not my destiny at this time.”
“No, we will finish what we have started. The soul of Strikeforce has been ripped apart and it’s now time to destroy their heart. There is no fun in doing this quickly. No, we will delay the inevitable and torture it slowly, giving the rest of WZCW a preview of what can be their future.”
“Mikey Stormrage is going to fail in his bastardised quest for revenge and my brothers are going to seize the opportunity that they created at Unscripted.”