Vote Chris Jericho or Fuck Yourself!
1. Phenomenal performer
2. Respected veteran
3. First ever WWE Undisputed Champion
4.
"You still got it!" "I never lost it, baby!!"
5. Armbar
6. 2008 rivalry with Shawn Michaels
7. Hilarious promos
8. His debut
9. Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza
10. Numerous Intercontinental Championship reigns
11. Armbar
12. Holds victories over Steve Austin and The Rock on the same night
13. Ability to reinvent himself
14. Armbar
15. Chicken Wing
16. 2013 Return that brought you out of your seat
17. Chicken Breat
18. Chicken Thigh
19. Choked out Bill Goldberg in a shoot fight
20. Brutal honesty
21. Many insults for Stephanie McMahon
22. You can't touch him, or he'll knock you out junior
23. Willingness to put younger talents over
24. Armbar
25. Armbar
26. Has headlined and won at several WrestleMania's
27. Actual creator of the Money in the Bank Ladder Match (this'll do him well in ladder contests)
28. Has defeated several top names in the business
29. It took Sting to defeat him last year after my relentless attack on the opposition, which shall be replicated this year
30. Armbar
31. He's from Winnipeg, you idiot!
32. Look at that hair
33. Armbar
34. He sparkles
35. Had the best entrance on WWE '13; horrendous game by the way, fuck THQ
36. Once punched a woman outside a house show - not afraid of societies condescending gaze
37. Armbar
38. Look at my signature and tell me he's not cool as fuck
39. Originator of several hilarious nicknames
40. Armbar
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I could continue, but lets be honest, these are convincing enough. If you'd like the other 956 reasons vote Jericho and I'll forward them promptly to your inbox. My job is done here, good day.