Arguments with flat mates.

[Sparky]

We all have them, any interesting stories?. Here's one I had today.
After having enough of my flat mates attitude I told her " It's just sometimes like living with a kid." Her reply, "I know you are but what am I." She was serious, it wasn't sarcasm or anything like that. I had to walk out of the room before I blew it. *facepalm*

 

[Macca]

I would have sexually assaulted her.

It's not like she'll dog you to the Old Bill, when you can just throw her out on her ear.

 

[Sparky]

Yes that would of worked Macca... No if she shit's mme again I will just get my Fiance to bash her. Is that wrong?...

 

[Macca]

Better yet, demand she become the surrogate mother to your baby.

Or you'll turkeyslap her while she's asleep. And THEN, fling her out on her ear. She'll know who's boss.

 

[Phoenix]

I always seem to have some sort of clash with housemates during my time at uni but the main that stood out for me was in first year.

Basically, I had a tendancy to buy different drinks, Fanta, Sprite, Coke, now all these drinks I said to my housemates to freely have them, but that my Ribena was off limits as they cost quite a bit to get. I noticed my Ribena was dropping down rather quickly, so upon an idea from a friend, I put salt in it and kept a second bottle hidden because I told them not to drink it. When a housemate finally took a sip, she told me I was selfish to do that and had no right. Given I told them the Ribena was off limits, you think they know better.

 

[Sparky]

Hmm not a bad Idea...

and that's not selfish at all, you brought it for yourself not to share.

 

[Phoenix]

Naturally I know I wasn't in the wrong, just the fact that it was implied that I was is unbelieveable.

I had a few other clashes with this same housemate, she gave a lot of hell that year, part of it sparking from sleeping with the other guy housemate within a week of knowing each other. Don't ever do that, trust me, been in that situation twice (living with not sleeping with), as well as living with a couple, it's not fun!

 

[Sparky]

Yeah, this is an Ex that was going to be homeless so my fiance said she could live here until she found a new place... So I know what you mean. it's fucking awkward. I like the idea of a roommate just not this one...

 

[Lee]

Yeah, this is an Ex that was going to be homeless so my fiance said she could live here until she found a new place... So I know what you mean. it's fucking awkward. I like the idea of a roommate just not this one...

Sounds like a sitcom/romcom just without the com bit

 

[Sparky]

Depends what you're into comedy wise Lee. I can make her cry with minimal effort. Like the time I said to my fiance that every girl between her ( we was together years ago) was a rebound girl. then remembered she was in the room. I had to carefully put the shovel up before I got the hole too deep.