Are you drunk?

Slyfox696

Excellence of Execution
If you are, don't come on WZ, it's not funny anymore...then again, it was never funny. I think I'm going to start banning people.
 
I have been drunk many times on here but i dont recall ever making a thread about it, will have to consider doing it next time though.
 
I would do a witty retort but one would find:

 
I once went to aa meeting just to stand up and say I have been sober for a few hours... any of you pussy's want to follow me after meeting im going back to the bar.
 
There's nothing wrong with the occasional early morning 40's, accompanied by a nice bowl of wake and bake.

A couple years ago on 4/20 my roommate and I set our alarms for 6am, we got fucking plastered and watched 2001: A Space odyssey. Good Times.
 
I used to work third shift, we would go out and get drunk after work all the time. People look at you weird when your drinking at 8:00 am.
 
I seriously question the mental stability of those who feel the only way to have a good time is by chemically altering your brain.
 
It's not so much about being drunk really. It's about how they usually tend to act/type like fucking morons as if we'd find it amusing that they misspell the most simple words. For some reason they feel they have to try too hard. Look, honestly if you so 'hammered' that you can't even type one coherent sentence, then I find it highly unlikely that you'd even be able to navigate your way to a specific section on the forums. I don't know maybe I'm wrong, but I believe some of if not most of you who say you are drunk, really aren't, you just wanna be the 'funny drunk poster' for a night.
 
It's not so much about being drunk really. It's about how they usually tend to act/type like fucking morons as if we'd find it amusing that they misspell the most simple words. For some reason they feel they have to try too hard. Look, honestly if you so 'hammered' that you can't even type one coherent sentence, then I find it highly unlikely that you'd even be able to navigate your way to a specific section on the forums. I don't know maybe I'm wrong, but I believe some of if not most of you who say you are drunk, really aren't, you just wanna be the 'funny drunk poster' for a night.

Enough said.
 
I'd like to believe when I have the occasional drinks with my buddies that, even though I may impaired, I can still conduct myself in such a way that I don't look like a total tool.
 
I seriously question the mental stability of those who feel the only way to have a good time is by chemically altering your brain.

Who said they felt it was the only way to have a good time? Sometimes I like to nap in the sun or read a book. Sometimes I'm drunk by noon. Everyday is a new adventure.
 
DirtyJosé;2504582 said:
Who said they felt it was the only way to have a good time? Sometimes I like to nap in the sun or read a book. Sometimes I'm drunk by noon. Everyday is a new adventure.

:lmao:

SUCH a Mexican thing to do. There's always middle aged Mexi dudes chilling under trees and shit where I live. The just find some shade, pull their cowboy hat down over their eyes and doze off. Wish I could do that.
 
DirtyJosé;2504582 said:
Who said they felt it was the only way to have a good time?
I can't read to good when I am drunk. I have been on while having a buzz.

If I am awake I am High.


Not to mention how people always seem to think the only way to have fun is by getting drunk or high. "What are you doing this weekend?" "I'm going out to the bar and gettin' shitfaced. It's gonna be a GREAT time."

Yeah, those people.
 

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