And heres where things get a little too graphic for our viewing audience. So Ill give you the spark notes. Spoiler alert: Jay is The Beard. For I am Jay and I am The Beard. I just wanted to clear that up.
Needless to say, things got a bit extreme. The fight broke out between the Denim Duo and myself. I got my ass kicked pretty hard. Busted up my nose pretty good, but the Denim Duo probably wont be starting any bar fights this side of the next decade. See I mangled their fingers, I gouged their eyes, I ripped things out of sockets, and I rearranged some parts. They werent very handsome when I was through with them. Though Im pretty sure the lady with the beer from the beginning of the story still wouldve went home with them. Anyways, I promised to keep this bar clean, to keep this bar safe. I broke that promise. I needed to go. I had nowhere to live. I had no friends, I had no family. My only choice was to go back to the only place thats ever made me feel at home. I needed to go back to WZCW. Funny thing is, my ride home was waiting right outside.
Leon
.fire up that Beard Signal!
That was a fun little story, dont you think? Maybe fun isnt the word. It was touching. But we need to get to the real story. For I have a match with Vee A.D.Z at Apocalypse. So after I made my grand return last week on Ascension, I did a little radio interview to discuss said match. Ill fast forward to the good part.